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Clips from MacGyver - Hook (S01E01)

"Nobody said anything about waterfowl bombardment."
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"two, one, time!"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Very nice."
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"Well, I guess that means it's my turn."
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"All right, old man..."
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"truth or dare?"
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"What happened between you and Matty?"
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"I mean, let's go dare."
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"You guys are killing me. Look..."
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"Matty just got mad because I called an audible"
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"and skipped out on an exfil."
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"That's it. She gets very surly"
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"when you disobey a direct order."
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"- Jack... - And..."
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"despite what she said,"
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"I think she was very happy I survived that quicksand."
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"Come on, bro. You know we're not talking about"
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"We want to know what happened between you and Matty"
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"when you were working under her at the CIA."
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"And, again, maybe we should go dare."
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"Have you guys seen how much hot sauce I can drink?"
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"Look, I was skeptical about getting a new boss,"
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"Yeah, we all are."
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"Except for you."
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"The past is the past."
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"Matty and I are all good."
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"If you're really all good, then why isn't she here?"
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"Weren't you supposed to invite her?"
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"Was I?"
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"You guys want to know the real story?"
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"Yeah."
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"When Matty and I met,"
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"My marriage was on the rocks."
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"What... you were married?"
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"Not for long."
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"Holly and I were separated."
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"She was working in Los Angeles,"
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"and it was Christmas-time."
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"You know, I wanted to go out there and see if I could patch things up."
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"When I get there, terrorists..."
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"Nakatomi Plaza."
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"- That's the plot of Die Hard. - Is it?"
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"Is it?"
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"Well, guess that means you picked dare."
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"- Drink up, McClane. - Fine."
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"Cheers."
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"We got your message, boss."
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"'Sup?"
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"What's wrong with you, Dalton? What?"
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"Oh. Uh..."
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"I'm fine."
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"Okay, well, when Jack's miserable, I'm happy."
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"Let's get to work."
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"Meet Aaron Deckard."
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"Works for an international Armenian crime syndicate"
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"as their fixer."
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"His boss, Armin Morsofian, is believed to have killed"
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"But no one's ever been able to prove it,"
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"because every time Morsofian drops a body,"
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"Deckard makes it disappear. Until now."
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"Four days ago, Deckard was stopped"
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"in St. Louis for speeding."
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"When police checked his trunk, they found three body bags,"
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"a shovel, and a whole lot of bleach."
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"To be fair, though, there's, like, 12 different things"
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"he could've been doing with that."
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"Yeah, you're right, though,"
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"he's probably just burying bodies."
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"Police questioned Deckard for hours,"
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"but the only thing that they could hold him on"
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"So when Deckard made bail..."
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"- He made himself disappear. - Yes."
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"Yeah, I've had to deal with a couple of fixers in my day."
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"They're smart, slippery."
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"Dude's not gonna be that easy to catch."
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"Well, that's why you get paid the big bucks, Jack."
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"It's the medium bucks, Matty."
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"- I sign your paychecks. - Oh."
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"you're gonna go get Deckard."
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"All right. Fine, we'll get him. Where's he at?"
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"Phoenix analysts have identified a string of stolen vehicles"
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"starting in St. Louis and heading south."
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"So dude's, like, Grand Theft Auto-ing his way to Mexico?"
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"Deckard's got enough dirt on Morsofian"
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"to bring down his entire organization."
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"But if he leaves the country, we may never see him..."
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"or his intel on the Armenian syndicate again."
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"Mac, Jack..."
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"- ... go get me Deckard. - On my way."
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"_"
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"Okay, we are..."
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"only a couple miles behind Deckard's stolen car."
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"At our current speed,"
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"I'd say we get there in about ten minutes."
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"All right, good."
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"Which also means we have ten minutes"
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"to talk about whatever we want talk about."
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"Anything. Anything from your past,"
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"- No? - No."
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"You want to know what happened between me and Matty?"
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"- Yeah, well... - Huh? No? Ah, yeah, okay."
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"Okay, fine. Fine, I'll tell you. I don't care."
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"We were undercover,"
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"on this offshore oil rig,"
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"with this ragtag group of roughnecks."
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"Everything was cool, too."
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"Till the boys and girls from NASA showed up."
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"And ask you to keep an asteroid from destroying the Earth?"
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"That's right. How'd you know?"
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"- That's Armageddon, dude. - Was it?"
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"I've seen it three times, because you've made me watch..."
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"every Bruce Willis movie three times."
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"And you're a better man for it."
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"Just... why won't you tell me what happened?"
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"It was the worst moment of my career, okay?"
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"Worse than Cairo?"
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"Yeah, I wish it was only as bad as Cairo."
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"And, you know, I really wish"
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"that we'd stop talking about this right now."
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