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Clips from Louie (2010) - Telling Jokes / Set Up (S03E03)

"Like, you don't believe anything good ever happens."
Louie (2010)
"Yep."
Louie (2010)
"Yep."
Louie (2010)
"You know, and then what happens?"
Louie (2010)
"It's not that something good happens."
Louie (2010)
"It's just that--"
Louie (2010)
"'cause it was something--"
Louie (2010)
"I think-- Isn't it like, 90% of the time, isn't it shitty?"
Louie (2010)
"Will you marry me? No!"
Louie (2010)
"Woo-hoo!"
Louie (2010)
"You're a pisser, too."
Louie (2010)
"You are seriously a pisser."
Louie (2010)
"Whoopsie-daisy."
Louie (2010)
"This is the most fun I've had in a long time."
Louie (2010)
"The best part about it is"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna put out."
Louie (2010)
"Let me blow you."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, that was--"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Let's get some payback."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Um..."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I don't really want to do that."
Louie (2010)
"What? I don't--"
Louie (2010)
"I just don't want to-- I don't want to do it."
Louie (2010)
"Jesus."
Louie (2010)
"Don't tell me you're one of those guys"
Louie (2010)
"that doesn't eat pussy."
Louie (2010)
"No, I do."
Louie (2010)
"I do, I just--"
Louie (2010)
"Just not with me?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, that's very-- That's very intimate."
Louie (2010)
"I don't really know you."
Louie (2010)
"Me sucking your dick's not intimate?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, it didn't--"
Louie (2010)
"It doesn't seem like a big deal for you,"
Louie (2010)
"You gotta be shitting me."
Louie (2010)
"I did you, you're not doing me, that's not fair."
Louie (2010)
"Well, no, it's just--"
Louie (2010)
"We just have different values about that."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not gonna do it, I'm sorry, it's just too soon."
Louie (2010)
"No!"
Louie (2010)
"Not by how you feel."
Louie (2010)
"That's what you did, I just--"
Louie (2010)
"I'm just saying that if I had done what you did, I--"
Louie (2010)
"Would you really want me to do that to you"
Louie (2010)
"if I didn't want to do it?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't give a shit, I just want to get off."
Louie (2010)
"You know how many dicks I sucked"
Louie (2010)
"I didn't want to suck, 'cause I'm a good kid?"
Louie (2010)
"'Cause I do what's right?"
Louie (2010)
"I never left anyone hanging."
Louie (2010)
"then you just should have said something first."
Louie (2010)
"inside my mouth right now, goddammit."
Louie (2010)
"Louie the gentleman."
Louie (2010)
"Just this is-- That's how I feel, it's--"
Louie (2010)
"Obama."
Louie (2010)
"I say, this is balls."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna say it, this is freaking balls on you."
Louie (2010)
"Wanna make a bet?"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"I bet you 200 bucks in about three minutes,"
Louie (2010)
"you're gonna be licking my asshole and my pussy."
Louie (2010)
"What? I'm serious."
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna be licking up my asshole, my pussy,"
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna be doing that."
Louie (2010)
"No, I think you're mistaken."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think it's-- That's not gonna happen."
Louie (2010)
"Why? I told you why."
Louie (2010)
"And you're real smart and make good points."
Louie (2010)
"But I think we both know what's going on here."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Faggot."
Louie (2010)
"That's stupid."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not gay, you know I'm not gay."
Louie (2010)
"You're gay, mm-hmm."
Louie (2010)
"I think you get girls to blow you"
Louie (2010)
"and you shut your eyes and think about men."
Louie (2010)
"And then when it's your turn, lo and behold,"
Louie (2010)
"you're disgusted by the female vagina"
Louie (2010)
"because you're gay."
Louie (2010)
"That's so stupid, I'm not gay."
Louie (2010)
"and then you go home and jerk yourself off"
Louie (2010)
"thinking about dick."
Louie (2010)
"Come on!"
Louie (2010)
"Lick it, lick it!"
Louie (2010)
"Lick it, I'll break your finger!"
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"That's okay, you can pay me next time."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, sure. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"What? What?"
Louie (2010)
"Who told the gorilla"
Louie (2010)
"that he couldn't go to the ballet performance?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know, who?"
Louie (2010)
"Well... just whoever was in charge."
Louie (2010)
"The people in charge decided"
Louie (2010)
"not to put a gorilla in,"
Louie (2010)
"in case there was problems."
Louie (2010)
"That's really funny, Jane."
Louie (2010)
"It's a good joke. Thanks."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, that's really good."
Louie (2010)
"It's really good."
Louie (2010)
"You guys done eating?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay, go do your homework."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you for making the nice food, Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no problem."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, Daddy, it's really nice how you make food for us"
Louie (2010)
"Well, jeez, girls."
Louie (2010)
"Your appreciation really makes it all worth it, you know."
Louie (2010)
"Knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"Could you answer the door, please? I don't want to."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"I want you now, please."
Louie (2010)
"I have one. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I don't-- I don't know, man."
Louie (2010)
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