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Clips from Louie (2010) - Telling Jokes / Set Up (S03E03)

"Who's there?"
Louie (2010)
"Knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"Not home."
Louie (2010)
"No, no, no."
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"Knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"Who's there?"
Louie (2010)
"Knock, knock."
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"Who's there?"
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"Who. Who who?"
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"Who's there?"
Louie (2010)
"Painter who? Painter who?"
Louie (2010)
"I just don't get it."
Louie (2010)
"But that's not fair. That's okay, baby."
Louie (2010)
"Tell another one."
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"Not a knock-knock one."
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"Like a riddle. Okay, go ahead."
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"I have kids, and after you have kids,"
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""Who didn't let the gorilla..."
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"I love this joke."
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"This is a new joke for me,"
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"And I said, "Who?""
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"wasn't a good idea to let 'em in."
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"I love this joke because I picture it."
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"I-- A whole story's in my head of"
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"and the gorilla's just trying to text and not make eye contact,"
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"just kinda--"
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"And somebody's-- "Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"No, no, no, no-- you, no, no.""
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""Yeah, you.""
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"I don't even have to say anything.""
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""and wanting to go to a ballet?"
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""It's three hours."
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"And she's looking up at me with this face, like, coping,"
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"like looking at me like--"
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"And I realized, I'm her first asshole."
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"What happened?""
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"your penis is like the nervous guy"
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"Any sound your penis hears--"
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"I'm married in my 50s."
Louie (2010)
"My penis is sitting in a chair, smoking a pipe,"
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"My penis is like Bing Crosby."
Louie (2010)
"Could be a hand, could be a vagina."
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"Buh-buh, buh-buh-buh."
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"Who?"
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"The guitar guy?"
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"The guy that did the arms thing?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, a million guys do that bit."
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"You don't remember Dominic Peretti?"
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"I don't know."
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"That's too bad."
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"To your house?"
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"No, she likes you."
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"It was her idea."
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"She wanted me to ask you."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Hi."
Louie (2010)
"Lori, how you doing? Come on in."
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"Why?"
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"I'll come with."
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"Allan."
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"No, I wouldn't have, man."
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"Look, just so you know, this Lori,"
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"This kind of shit never works."
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"We'll go out to a bar."
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"We'll leave them, I don't care."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yes, I'm a comedian."
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"I have a landscaping company."
Louie (2010)
"In the summer, I got two clam shacks in Sag Harbor."
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"So you like own your own business?"
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"Yeah."
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"I was in there all by myself."
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"Whatever."
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"Married people."
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"I don't want a husband."
Louie (2010)
"Want to get out of here?"
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"Get a drink?"
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"Yes."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, I'll drive you. Okay."
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"Well, I just-- Sorry to assume."
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"No, but it is."
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"And then what makes you--"
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"No, something good happens and you feel better"
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"and you forget that you feel better"
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"Mostly, it's really shitty."
Louie (2010)
"Why are you so much fun?"
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"And a dribbler."
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"No, it's a hidden- camera show."
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"Good?"
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"Strap on the feedbag."
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"Yeah, no, not now."
Louie (2010)
"What do you mean not now?"
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"Well, no, apparently not."
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"but for me, it would be, to do that, to you."
Louie (2010)
"This isn't about values."
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"I just sucked your dick, you can eat my pussy."
Louie (2010)
"Are you saying I'm a whore?"
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"You shouldn't have said that."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, if this is--"
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"If-- if you blowing me hinged on my doing that to you,"
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"Your sperms are dying"
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"I'll tell you what, though."
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"You're gonna be."
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"all back and forth."
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"200 bucks. Make it 1,000."
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"You wanna know why you won't do it?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yeah, you're gay."
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"That's not gonna work."
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"That's not--"
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"to blow you in her truck,"
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"Oh, Jesus!"
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"Come on, come on! Fucking--"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Goddammit, you are crazy."
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"You owe me a thousand bucks."
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"You want to go out again, right?"
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"Who told the gorilla"
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"that he couldn't go to the ballet performance?"
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"I'm done."
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