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Clips from Louie (2010) - Telling Jokes / Set Up (S03E03)

"Thank you so much."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you're welcome."
Louie (2010)
"all the time and clean up afterwards."
Louie (2010)
"Knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"Lilly, knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"Lilly, knock, knock!"
Louie (2010)
"You didn't want me a minute ago, so I don't think so."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Moo."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't know you were crying."
Louie (2010)
"Cow."
Louie (2010)
"That's ridiculous."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, owl."
Louie (2010)
"Knock, knock."
Louie (2010)
"but instead of being underwater,"
Louie (2010)
"it's pee-pee."
Louie (2010)
"What does that even mean?"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, you tell one."
Louie (2010)
"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't get it."
Louie (2010)
"If you don't get it, you just don't get it."
Louie (2010)
"I want to tell a joke."
Louie (2010)
"you reserve your wishes for your kids."
Louie (2010)
"My kids, I love my kids."
Louie (2010)
"My daughter told me a joke the other day,"
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"and she tells great jokes."
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"that's why I like them."
Louie (2010)
"I've been doing comedy for 25 years."
Louie (2010)
"I know every joke."
Louie (2010)
"Even if I haven't heard it."
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"But her jokes, I have no idea what's gonna happen."
Louie (2010)
"I have no idea."
Louie (2010)
"This is the joke she told me the other day, she said,"
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"...into the ballet?""
Louie (2010)
"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?"
Louie (2010)
"I have not heard this joke."
Louie (2010)
"who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?"
Louie (2010)
"And she said, "Just the people who are in charge"
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"Just the folks who make that assessment."
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"people going into a ballet theatre"
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""Why not, man?""
Louie (2010)
"Doesn't that buy me any credibility?""
Louie (2010)
""No, man, it's a long show."
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""You're not gonna-- I'm telling you, you're not gonna make it."
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""you're gonna start pounding on people."
Louie (2010)
""That's just the way you guys are, man, I ain't--"
Louie (2010)
"I ain't gonna get burned like that again.""
Louie (2010)
"A gorilla kills everybody at the ballet once,"
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"shame on the gorilla."
Louie (2010)
"Like, I was talking to my daughter the other day,"
Louie (2010)
"and I was talking to her like this."
Louie (2010)
"♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪"
Louie (2010)
"My wife and I are very blessed."
Louie (2010)
"We have no children."
Louie (2010)
"We're not gonna have children."
Louie (2010)
"but you're not coming to my house."
Louie (2010)
"No kids."
Louie (2010)
"And people are very cruel"
Louie (2010)
"when they meet couples without children."
Louie (2010)
"They go, "Oh, you don't have children?"
Louie (2010)
"What happened-- I pulled out, I shot on the sheets,"
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"Married, buddy?"
Louie (2010)
"Nope. Nope! That's good."
Louie (2010)
"How old are you?"
Louie (2010)
"That guy has a young, nervous penis."
Louie (2010)
"No, when you're 24 and single,"
Louie (2010)
"in the World War II movies in the foxhole."
Louie (2010)
"What was that?"
Louie (2010)
"reading the paper."
Louie (2010)
"Yes, I heard a noise."
Louie (2010)
"Allan Havey!"
Louie (2010)
"Did you hear about Dominic Peretti?"
Louie (2010)
"With the guitar? No."
Louie (2010)
"Gets a chick onstage, put her arms through his."
Louie (2010)
"Did he have an Asian wife?"
Louie (2010)
"Anyway, he died."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, you want to come over next week for dinner?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, Debbie'll cook something."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think your wife likes me, man."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think so."
Louie (2010)
"She did?"
Louie (2010)
"She said to invite you over."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much."
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"Hey."
Louie (2010)
"How you doing, son?"
Louie (2010)
"What's going on, how are you?"
Louie (2010)
"Hi, sweetie. Hi, Debbie, thanks for having me."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, totally."
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"Lori."
Louie (2010)
"Hi, Debbie. Hey."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, this is Lori."
Louie (2010)
"Lori, this is Louie."
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"Weird."
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"Oh."
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"Sorry."
Louie (2010)
"She wanted to set you up."
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"I knew you wouldn't come."
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"she didn't know, either."
Louie (2010)
"This is stupid, though."
Louie (2010)
"You don't have to talk to her if you don't want to."
Louie (2010)
"I got you here."
Louie (2010)
"That's all I promised her."
Louie (2010)
"So Louie's a comedian just like Allan."
Louie (2010)
"Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Why don't you ask Lori what she does?"
Louie (2010)
"What do you do, Lori?"
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"I own six trucks."
Louie (2010)
"We cover Northern Jersey and Nyack."
Louie (2010)
"Wow."
Louie (2010)
"That's what I just told you."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, you want me to talk now?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I do want you to talk now."
Louie (2010)
"No you weren't, I was there. Oh yeah, what did you say?"
Louie (2010)
"I'm going out for a smoke."
Louie (2010)
"You want to join me?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I don't smoke anymore, but I'll keep you company."
Louie (2010)
"Last thing I need's another mouth to feed."
Louie (2010)
"Oh yeah."
Louie (2010)
"You're not even menstruating."
Louie (2010)
"You haven't met every guy. Sorry to assume."
Louie (2010)
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