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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - Collaboration (S02E02)

"-NANDOR: Drive. -BENJY: Bye."
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"Her master was a 12-year-old girl."
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"She's been 12 for 150 years."
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"I'd say her job hasn't been easy."
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"She's paid her dues, and..."
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"she's a vampire now."
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"I am so..."
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"happy for her."
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"That's so cool that you are now a..."
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"Are... Is that real..."
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"blood?"
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"I vape it. Delicious."
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"I mean, it's delicious to me, now that I'm a vampire,"
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"-but you'd probably hate it. -Probably like it if I was."
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"No. It's not for you."
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"You'd be like..."
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"Hey, you're still working for Nandor, right?"
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"Uh, I've been there 11 years, so..."
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"11 years?"
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"Wow. Well, I'm not doing it like that."
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"I've promised all of my familiars that they'll be"
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"vampires within eight months, maximum."
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"-Eight months? -I'm building"
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"a vampire community."
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"We will have vampire music, vampire dance,"
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"vampire origami,"
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"-vampire maths. -Wow."
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"Are you fully staffed, or do..."
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"Oh, I don't poach. Vampire code."
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"I mean, my door's always open."
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"But you have to be free and clear of your current master."
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"-So it's really up to you. -Celeste."
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"Sorry. This-this is Karen."
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"-Karen is, like, dying to meet you. -Hi, I'm Karen."
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"-She's, like, a big fan.-I'm so interested in your work.-Dying to meet me."
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"-Dying to meet you. -Sorry. -BENJY: I know it's gonna"
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"happen to me. I know I'm gonna be a vampire."
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"-I can feel it. It's gonna happen. -Wait, wait. Benjy. Benjy."
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"Benjy. Benjy. I think I'm up first,"
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"'cause I've been around a lot longer than you."
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"-Okay. -You know."
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"♪ Documentary crew♪"
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"♪ I want to eat you♪"
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"♪ So, so bad...♪"
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"-What? What's wrong? -Nothing."
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"I like the end of that one,"
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"I just feel like we're trying to be too contemporary."
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"Oh, my darling, all of our greatest hits have been songs"
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"that really captured the spiritof the time, like, um,"
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"-the one about the Olympics. -Oh, yes."
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"♪ Pole vaulting, long jumping, we're all quite impressed♪"
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"♪ Tell us, Mr. Hitler♪"
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"♪ What do you have planned next?♪"
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"I'm not sure that's aged well."
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"You know what?"
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"If we slide your coffin over a little,"
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"we could put my coffin right next to it."
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"Yes, I'll get right on that, Benjy."
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"Excuse me, Master,may I speak with you in private?"
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"I would like that. Uh, Benjy?"
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"Leave us. This sounds important."
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"-I got to take a leak, anyway. -You do that."
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"Thank you for that, Guillermo."
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"Are there any places in America"
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"that are further away than Delaware?"
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"Yes, of course, but I needto speak to you about something."
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"-It's personal. -Oh, no."
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"No, it's okay, Guillermo. You really don't have to."
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"If it's difficult to say, it's probably best..."
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"-Take a seat, Master. -Oh... shit."
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"Master, are you planning on making me a vampire?"
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"Are you bullshitting me on this?"
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"How is it that now"
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"everyone thinks they can be a vampire?"
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"I told you before, we'll talk about it later."
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"You always want to talk about it later. Well, what if"
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"I have a better offer right now? Hmm?"
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"-What, right now? -Yes."
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"Then you should take it."
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"What?"
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"You should take it."
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"Well, then, I will."
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"-Okay, then do. -Okay, then, I will."
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"Okay, then, you should."
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"-Then I'll take it. Okay. -Okay, go."
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"Great."
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"Well... are you..."
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"are you gonna be all right without me?"
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"Yes, I'll be fine."
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"Thankfully, Benjy has returned,"
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"and Benjy"
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"is the best familiar I've ever had."
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"So everything will be okay-A."
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"A-okay."
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"O-A-kay."
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"A-okay."
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"As I said."
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"Well, thank you. I learned a lot from you."
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"You're being stupid."
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"What was that?"
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"Uh, nothing."
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"I didn't say anything."
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"Okay, then."
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"NANDOR: I treated"
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"Guillermo like a son,"
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"and this is how he repays me?"
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"I held that little guy in my arms"
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"so he could pretend to fly."
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"GUILLERMO: Disrespected, unappreciated,"
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"overlooked."
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"I made him some kind"
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"of glitter picture on his birthday."
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"I did all kinds of shit"
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"for him that I can't even think of right now."
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"So that's why"
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"I can't be here anymore."
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"NANDOR: Listen to me, little man."
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"From Panera Bread you came,"
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"and to Panera Bread you shall return."
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"Hello?"
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