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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Affirmative Action (S01E01)

"- Hello. - Hi! Who are you talking to?"
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"He said that I have dermatitis."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"You don't have to back up. I don't think it's contagious."
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"Is it contagious?"
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"and can I meet you at the restaurant, because it doesn't pay..."
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"But I'll have to come all the way back to get you. It's right by the restaurant."
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"- Okay, that's fine. - Okay?"
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"Whatever I do, it's always coming from my end..."
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"My shrink actually told me to confront you on this, and I am. That's it."
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"- It's Sofia, it's your girlfriend. - Sofia?"
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"It's like... I love your wife."
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"I'm sorry. I beg your pardon, what?"
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"I don't know what his trip is, but I can't do it."
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"That's, like, gonna be in the time capsule."
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"Oh, my God, I completely humiliated..."
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"I'm sure you're making it out to be more than it was."
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"I'm making it out to be less, believe me. And he took it the wrong way."
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"because we're not even gonna have a seat until, like, an hour."
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"- Let's try something here. - What are you doing?"
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"What do you think?"
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"Good evening, sir. Welcome to the Byzantine."
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"45 minutes to an hour. No way to get in..."
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"Anything you can do..."
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"- I'm very, very impressed. I really am. - No big deal."
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"Should I feel guilty about it?"
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"What's the point to it? To me, that's your big priority."
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"Maybe he likes the exercise."
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"He used to be the president of ABC. Now he runs NBC Studios."
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"and, it's gonna be so... I'll never get out of there."
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"There's a restaurant two doors down. I'm gonna go in there."
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"Sour Grapes, the line producer."
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"You know what? I'm so glad I ran into you."
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"and you said I was qualified, and then, I didn't hear from you."
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"I just was wondering."
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"Yeah, but, you and I, we had a rapport."
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"I watched your show, Seinfeld, for seven, eight years, and not one black person."
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"There's no black thing! It's a nothing!"
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"I saw Sour Grapes, and the title was very apropos."
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"- Where have you been? - Sorry."
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"We haven't even ordered, and I'm dying."
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"I got accosted by this woman outside the men's room, at this restaurant..."
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"- Yeah, playing okay? - Yeah, so-so."
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"And I specifically said, "No feta cheese." Do they have to put feta cheese in?"
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"- Hi. - Hello."
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"Sure."
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"Take your time."
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"- My prescription? - Yeah, 'cause look..."
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"Did you not look at it, Larry?"
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"- It felt like the $20. - How could that happen?"
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"- They were folded up, they felt alike! - Didn't he look at it?"
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"No, they take it and put it in their pocket."
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"Why don't we just call your doctor?"
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"- You called up and that's what it said? - Yeah."
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""Don't call the Dr. Zeppler..."
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""unless they were burned in a fire..."
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"Okay, I owe you a huge apology. I'm so sorry. When I was in earlier..."
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"You'll find it in a trash can, right through those double doors."
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"Help yourself."
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"- No, that's not it. - No, that wasn't it."
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"You didn't happen to see a piece of paper here earlier?"
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"- A little white prescription piece of paper? - No."
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"- How about going to an emergency room? - No, are you kidding?"
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"How are you? Good to see you."
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"I'm on the phone. I'm sorry."
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"She's sick and you're not, how's that?"
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"Really?"
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"- Call the AAA. Just get better. - Thanks so much."
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"- Did you hear that? - Yeah, I did hear it."
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"They are gonna be so proud of me!"
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"Right turn ahead."
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"That's okay, the best laid plans always will change..."
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"Excuse me, sweetie."
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"What? You're kidding."
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"It is nothing. It's so unimportant."
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"I'll make a deal with you folks, okay?"
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"he told me that he's a patient of Dr. Grambs, and I said:"
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""You let him work on you even with the whole affirmative action thing?""
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"It was a joke. It was a bad joke."
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"for a couple of hundred years, and I'm not even joking about that."
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"Good evening."
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"I'm not allowed to call the doctor on the weekend."
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"I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna page him."
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
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"Hello? Dr. Zeppler?"
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"Thank you. No, I won't ever call you on the weekend again. Thank you so much."
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"Get yourself a new doctor. This guy's an idiot."
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"Now, in terms of this, it's just two quick shots."
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"All right, I want you to..."
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"Okay, next is Guyaphone."
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"- Are you trying to bribe me? - No."
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"Take your money! Nobody bribes a pharmacist!"
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"Did I do something? Why do I have to meet you?"
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"I don't really see what the benefit is..."
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"in telling me in person, as opposed to telling me on the phone. It's the same thing."
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"Just pretend we're blind. What's the matter with that?"
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"That's what it is for them."
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"My wife is home."
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"- Richard Lewis. - Get off."
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"I've been ordered off the phone."
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"Okay, I'll meet you there in 10 minutes."
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"All right, very good."
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"What did the doctor say?"
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"But if I get this filled, and put it on, it'll be fine."
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"- How'd you get that? What is it? - I have no idea, it's a virus."
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"But he said if I take this three times a day, rub it on, it'll be fine."
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"I'm passing it over to you because I'm hoping you'll take it to the drugstore."
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"I have to meet Richard Lewis first. He wants to talk to me about something."
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"God knows, and..."
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"- I thought we were going to dinner. - No, we are."
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"So, I'll get the prescription filled, after I talk to him..."
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"Then we'll have two cars..."
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"Can't Rosa take you? She drives right by there."
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"So, at 6:00, then?"
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"- 6:00. - Okay."
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"At the Byzantine, and I'll get your thing filled..."
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"- Okay, thanks. - All right."
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"Larry, thanks for coming out. I know you're busy, and..."
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"I'm just curious as to what you wanna tell me."
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"It's not easy for me to say this. It's been bugging me for a while..."
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