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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Toy Drive (S05E05)

"I am in the middle of something, dummy."
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"Ugh, God."
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"Probably, although that was our best take so far."
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"Well, I can't control who enters the shot, Amy."
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"Jeez, where have you guys been?"
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"who said he wished he could've visited."
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"you... [breathes loudly]"
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"Toy drive!"
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"Donate to underprivileged youth!"
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"Okay, this isn't working."
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"I think faking charity"
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"and, like, in life."
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"Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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"this week, enjoy 20% off"
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"Make Colleen Fall in Love With You and Then Dump Her"
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"so I actually haven't seen her in a couple weeks."
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"- because I wanna be there. - Mm-hmm."
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"- We'll figure it out on the day. - Okay."
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"We barely even have time to text."
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"Really? She works at a Cloud 9."
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"I'm in a group chat about "Chicago Fire,""
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"and stuff like that."
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"Can I see?"
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"Sure."
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"a fish anymore, so you just stop feeding it"
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"I mean, she had to reschedule our last date"
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"Oh, Garrett. Girls never have aunts."
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"I guess it's probably how nice he is."
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"The toy section right over there."
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"you can donate to our toy drive."
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"to the St. Louis Samaritans guy out front."
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"Yeah, and I already gave and posted about it."
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"It'd be weird to do another post for this."
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"Couldn't you just donate and not post?"
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"So, like, you would post it and then tag me, or..."
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"And they'd post it? Do they have phones?"
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"to help people without your permission?"
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"[bell ringing]"
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"- Thank you, happy holidays! - Could you..."
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"could you stop ringing the bell for just a second?"
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"so I'm gonna have to ask you to..."
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"Exclamation point, end quote."
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"I just said, "Sounds great!""
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"As in, "Sounds great""
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"that you want to do charity, as an idea.""
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"Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you."
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"and no one's giving because they've already given to you."
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"I shouldn't have to leave because you're a bad manager."
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"Uh, okay, wow."
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"says that I have to stop raising money,"
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"so people can spend more in her store!"
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"Wow, so that's what this store is about."
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"Money."
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"You know what?"
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"- to come back another day? - Mm-hmm."
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"to kick out the Samaritans."
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"customers excited about donating."
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"You know, you could connect with people."
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"[pop music playing over stereo]"
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"especially eyebrow tweezers."
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"Excuse me. Um..."
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"[ringing bell] Foul on the play!"
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"- Okay, don't... - Over here, people!"
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"Don't give anything once you're inside!"
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"Molly, hand these out, please."
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"Aw, Jonah, no one believes that."
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"Yeah, just traveling the world shirtless."
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"Garrett, no, it's over."
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"No, again, nothing to rebound from, so..."
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"I'd be open to it. Colleen seems lovely."
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"- Colleen ghosted him, so... - Didn't get ghosted."
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"so you're not rejecting me!"
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"You're Sandra's maid of honor, right?"
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"I mean, how well do you know her and Jerry as a couple?"
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"that are getting married, end of story."
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"I'm not just gonna marry two people"
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"From the bottom of my heart,"
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"thank you for your donation."
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"This toy will go to a child who will cherish it..."
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"Yeah, cool, give me the gift card."
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"Our customers go insane when they hear the word "free.""
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"They came from out of state."
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"Uh, guys."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, sorry, is this not a toy? It looks like a toy."
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"Plays like a toy."
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"Thank you."
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"Gift card, please."
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"Stupid little Army Man?"
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"- What emails? - Nothing."
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"She said I could be here today"
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"- You didn't. - What?"
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"That's different."
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"Mateo, give him the gift card."
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"- Really? - Um, Amy..."
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"Oh, thank you, wow. Can I have a gift card, please?"
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"Save it. I'm not here to donate."
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"of our solicitor guidelines."
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"I am 10 feet from the entrance."
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"And a certificate from my organization,"
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"Please, that's what it's there for."
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"Huh, okay, well,"
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"and I see you've got multiple layers"
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"in case of a temperature swing."
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"[laughs]"
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"Yeah, that's well put. It's true."
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"Wow, thank you so much."
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"I have really good vision."
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"Amy, just admit that you're wrong"
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"I'd donate myself, Mateo,"
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"in a third world country and then it just ends up taking"
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"hogging the shower and stuff."
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"Was that... are you thinking of a cartoon?"
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"If folks are looking for a good place to donate,"
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"I donate my hair to chemo patients."
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"still about Mateo and the kids, right?"
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"Can you hear that?"
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"♪"
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"Oh, no, this is completely unrelated."
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"♪ My legacy, like royalty ♪"
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