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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.4 (S01E01)

"Chappelle's Show."
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"clickity-clack..."
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"With my Mac, I mean, the video resolution is so clear,"
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"Labias and flabias and flip-flaps... man!"
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"I'm a chronic masturbator."
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"I don't know what they make the keys out of,"
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"And then with iTunes,"
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"Hooray... Hooray for me."
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"Didn't go quite as well as I thought it would"
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"The topic was "angry white men"."
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"Maybe he'll be able to throw something in the conversation.""
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"I said, "well, okay, I'll come over,""
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"a conversation, but what happens on these shows is all the guests"
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"have an agenda, they come in there,"
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"I'll show you some of the tape."
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"Here's what's happened because of that thinking..."
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"as well intentioned as it may be..."
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"in a job in a company,"
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"That's a lot better than saying,"
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""hey, that nigga's homeless"."
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"than "broke and unemployed"."
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"I really didn't have nothing to say."
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"I was, like, "should I just choke somebody, or...?""
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"and anytime you force somebody,"
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""Forced.""
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"Remember that thing where you forced us to work, huh?"
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"is if we do ever get our reparations,"
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"which I doubt,"
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"You can't just give black people all this money"
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"and turn them loose on the streets."
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"That could be a potential disaster."
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"(announcer) And now a Newscenter 3 special report"
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"with Frank Dobson and Chuck Taylor."
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"where scores of African Americans have been"
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"Hide the money, y'all! There's poor people 'round."
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"(honks horn)"
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"Why aren't there any banks in the ghetto?"
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"Wall Street is having a big day, as well."
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"Our financial correspondent Michael Peterson is there."
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"as you can imagine, here on the market."
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"Get this, Sprint stock has skyrocketed"
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"The catch word around here is certainly, "bling, bling!""
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"while chicken shot to $600 a bucket."
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"Just about everything on the market is up,"
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"Incredible."
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"Flabbergasting,"
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"a truly wild day that none of us will ever forget,"
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"(laughing)"
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"I shouldn't have said that."
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"Mexicans don't watch the news."
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"at Comedy Central, but don't go anywhere,"
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"contains the following passage:"
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"Their titties."
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"I'm a sucker for boobies."
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"taking 'em out on that parade"
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"and we want to say something to you,"
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"I don't think it would be so bad if it was just, like,"
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"they don't like that."
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"They'll put 'em in your face... but, it's, like,"
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""don't talk about 'em, just... ""
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"But it's all right, gentlemen,"
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"because, I, for myself, have put my mind to it,"
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"Check it out."
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"Hi, can I talk to you for one second?"
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"Boy, she had some sweet New York boobs."
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"this is Joe Rogan from NBC's Fear Factor."
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"Fabulous."
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"These are some of the best boobs you can see in the city."
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"(Chappelle) Please, don't run, they're busy."
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"Thanks..."
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"Fabulous."
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"That's my dad, man."
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"We're going to take a quick commercial break,"
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"pay some bills, and we'll be right back."
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"Ow."
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"at Newscenter 3 to see how those black folks"
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"are making out with their reparations checks."
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"but since none of the black players showed up,"
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"Todd Macculloch ended up playing one-on-one"
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"After the game, Macculloch said that he was hurt"
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"that none of the black players showed up,"
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"Fortune magazine released their annual list"
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"of the hundred wealthiest people today,"
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"Our Stephanie Gold is standing by with him now."
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"What do you say about a little lap dance"
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"for the world's richest man?"
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"Thank you, Stephanie."
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"Suck my..."
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"reliable, friendly, portly... Big Al."
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"you probably didn't know, and that is this:"
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"My name ain't Big Al, it's Alton Sims, okay?"
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"what's the forecast for the tri-state area?"
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"Why don't we take a look at my tri-state area map,"
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"Okay, here we have Connecticut."
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"All the white folks drive down 95"
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"(mouthing rhythm)"
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"You look like you just walked up from ground zero."
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"This job sucks, kiss the rings, bitch."
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"and we'll be right back"
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"I hope you're at home making your butt"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"(laughing)"
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Ow."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo."
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"Well, I'm a comedian, I travel a lot,"
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"and needless to say... I get horny out there."
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"I'm a chronic masturbator."
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"I tried whacking off with my PC,"
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"but I felt like it was just too much clickity-clack,"
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"I can see parts of the vagina that I didn't even know existed."
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"but, whatever it is, it's non-stick."
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"I can actually listen to some of my favorite music"
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"while I'm masturbating."
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"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to mess with."
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"I'm Dave Chappelle and I love Internet porn."
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