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Clips from New Girl - See Ya (S01E01)

"Can you take me to the doctor tomorrow? He's taking the bandages off."
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"Yeah!"
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"What's new? Ha, ha, ha."
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"Give me a sec. Hey."
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"Enough. Would you stop it?"
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"You left before I had a chance to say goodbye."
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"You're an idiot."
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"I say What about breakfast at Tiffany's?"
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"It's just Cece."
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"No. No, Jess."
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"- I know the plot of White Fang. - But the animal won't go."
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"She was the best damn woman That I'd ever seen"
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"Takin'more than her share Had me fightin'for air"
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"She told me to come but I was already there"
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"You shook me all night long"
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"All night long"
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"Here you guys go, some cookies. Okay, great."
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"As you know, I'm moving in with Caroline."
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"And I'm glad we can talk about this like adults."
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"- Caroline is, uh, quite the baker. - Anything else? Anyone?"
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"You're making a huge, life-ruining mistake by moving in with a woman..."
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"who turned you into an agoraphobic, turtle-faced, borderline alcoholic."
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"I'm gonna start over because this did not go the way I had planned."
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"As you know, I'm leaving, so there are things we need to work out."
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"What am I gonna do with extra money now that I don't have to cover for you?"
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"- Okay. - Maybe I'll buy a city."
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"Open a mall and call it Winston's Corners."
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"What are you doing? Just sitting here, letting this happen?"
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"What? The guy obviously knows what he wants."
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"- I do. - When Nick leaves..."
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"I'm gonna call a plumber and throw cash at him while he works."
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"Fifties and hundreds, hundreds, hundreds."
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"Call an exterminator. Get rid of that crime against nature."
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"Yeah, he's not fooling anyone."
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"Because he's a snappy dresser, the mice don't see the hammer?"
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"Is this a carob chip?"
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"Are you trying to buy our love with hippie chocolate?"
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"You idiot."
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"Aren't you gonna miss this, Nick?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"The old Washington Monument, ready to serve this great nation again."
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"Okay, can you stop?"
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"Time to make this horse into a unicorn."
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"Can we save this until after interviewing Neil to take Nick's room?"
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"Hey, don't worry about me."
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"I could talk about my dingus all night long."
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"Tell us about yourself. You know, anything we should know?"
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"Aside from the fact that you responded to our Craigslist ad with a fax."
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"Well, um, yeah, my name is "Neil.""
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"Um, just coming out of a pretty hairy divorce."
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"I am in human resources."
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"Well, I used to be. I had the unique experience of having to let myself go."
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"I did not take it well."
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"- Let me ask a question. - Save questions till the end."
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"Are you gonna be a wuss about things like crabs and bedbugs?"
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"Like crabs from Maine?"
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"I hope you like feminist rants. That's kind of my thing."
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"Neil, she's just saying this to scare you."
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"- What are you doing? - Shut up."
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"- I'm a cutter. - I want you to give us a minute."
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"- I gotta go talk to my roommates. - Oh, yeah."
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"You're acting insane."
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"I'm acting insane. That guy's insane."
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"Jess, when you moved in, we had to roll with it."
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"To be fair, you do some pretty weird stuff."
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"I still can't get used to the way you let us know when you're using the toilet."
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"- I'm good with Neil. - I am too."
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"What are you guys doing?"
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"Nick's leaving. You're his friends."
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"Aren't you gonna fight for him to stay?"
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"You're in."
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"Aw! Yes. Okay."
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"And get ready for songs, because I am kind of a troubadour."
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"This is happening, Nick. This is happening."
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"Whoa. Whoa, why are you taking back your lamp?"
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"You just answered that when you called it my lamp."
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"No, man. Squatter's rights."
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"- What's wrong? Still afraid of the dark? - What? No."
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"Because if you are, I'll leave this behind."
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"Okay, I'm not afraid of the dark. But if I were afraid of the dark..."
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"that would be a totally rational, adaptive, evolutionary response."
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"- Good night, Winston. - I'm not afraid of the dark."
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"Good night, sweetheart."
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"Unless the monsters get you."
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"You and I should have a baby"
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"Hey, you came."
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"- Whoa, what you got in there? - It's a hard cast."
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"Yeah, things didn't go quite like we had hoped at the doctor."
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"So I told the guy I had never been snowmobiling in my life, you know."
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"- Oh, God! Ah. - That's not my penis."
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"But on the bright side..."
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"it's impossible for me to get aroused in this thing."
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"Say something hot to me."
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"Somethin'like a Cheese McGriddle"
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"Fresh pressed linens."
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"- Nope, nothing. Not an inch. - Wow."
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"Like a swaddled baby."
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"- They're ready for us. - Oh, okay."
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"Just hang out, okay? Have fun."
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"I'll drink your rum, girl"
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"My French-toast stick will make you hum"
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"You got that sex syrup"
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"That's right, ride that missile. Grip it."
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"You've got a tankful ofjet fuel, you're heading straight for the sun."
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"What the hell war is this?"
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"Turn around and face him. - Am I supposed to wanna buy a missile?"
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"I don't understand. Just pounding the drum of war."
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"What, no one listened to Eisenhower?"
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"All right, so that's everything."
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"I took my fair share of rubber bands, so I don't wanna hear about it."
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"In my room, you will find a shoe box."
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"In that box, there is a guinea pig that I said I would bury."
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"- So deal with it. - A corpse in your room?"
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"Thanks for helping. What are we standing in a circle like a bunch of weirdos?"
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"- Hey, Nick. - Yeah?"
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"Why are you rushing this? You have so much time."
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"Why not just take a second and think about this?"
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"I feel confident. I couldn't be more confident, Jess."
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