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Clips from NewsRadio - Wedding (S05E05)

"My parents are boycotting the wedding 'cause they think"
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"it's some big mistake or something."
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"Let's just say the guy's a fixer-upper."
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"Just came from the house"
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"my parents are unable to attend the wedding."
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"So I was wondering if you wouldn't mind, uh,"
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"What did I do?"
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"Oh, just wait for a while."
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"Hey, Johnny."
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"No. This is Lisa's dog, Daisy."
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"Hey, would you mind holding her for me?"
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"Lisa, I need to talk to you. No, you don't."
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"Yes, I do. No, you don't."
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"Lisa, please-- Excuse me, Dave."
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"I got something I'd like to ask Dave."
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"this elaborate salad tossing routine"
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"to the theme from Rocky."
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"That's it."
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"Okay? All right. No lectures."
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"I promised nothing. You sat down of your own free will"
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"I don't know if you've noticed this, Dave,"
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"Look, I'm not stupid, okay? I'm not stupid."
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"And, uh, sun-dancer."
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"Sun-dancer."
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"Okay. Look, when you say it, it sounds bad."
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"is to play the movie, Bachelor Party."
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"Little lady. Excuse me."
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"You're gonna have to excuse me, guys."
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"I'm really not much in the mood to party."
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"wondering if Dave will be my best man or not."
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"Oh, Dave's your best man."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"marrying Johnny is a bad"
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"bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Bad idea."
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"Well, how am I supposed to argue with that?"
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"that I'm opposed to this wedding, right?"
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"Exactly."
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"[KNOCKS ON WINDOW]"
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"MAX: Say no!"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Say no!"
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"Okay, I'll do it."
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"Groom."
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"[SIGHS] Right. I--"
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"Hum, the ring. Uh-huh."
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"that-- That's almost real."
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"Jeez, you look pale. Are you feeling all right?"
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"You better go lie down. Listen, don't worry."
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"When do you give it to Lisa?"
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"For now."
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"♪ It's a nice day For a white wedding ♪"
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"It's from the '80s, Dave."
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"I don't know the words. Just fake it!"
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"[WAILS]"
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"Welcome friends to the union"
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"Oh!"
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"Take me, precious one as the earth takes the sky."
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"Okay. [GIGGLES]"
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"Only sunshine. And--"
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"Well, hey, you rock my world."
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"If anyone here has cause why this man and this woman"
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"Hey, you know what, wait till I finish."
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"Let him speak now or forever hold his peace."
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"This guy."
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"Here you go."
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"Well, if you were gonna steal a ring, that would be the one."
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"I mean--"
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"Did you catch it? Yeah."
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"Y-you know that--"
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"Johnny."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"Okay. I'm just gonna leave you two lovebirds in peace here."
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"This is hardly a honeymoon."
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"Meanwhile, I was a homeless wino on a very tight budget."
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"She's got a really good point there."
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"once I got a job."
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"If you just hang on for a second. Wha--"
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"No."
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"Why didn't you tell me you were going to be arrested"
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"I was expecting to die of happiness when you said I do."
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"I understand."
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"Personally, I'm a stand-by-your-man type."
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"Always have been. Always will be."
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"Who's the real criminal here anyway?"
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"No, don't worry."
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"Then he walked into a jewelry store"
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"and stole a ring. That is strike three."
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"Is that your mom's dress?"
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"--you say it. I won't."
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"It's fine."
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"All right."
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"it's certainly the-- A good thing."
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"Told you so, huh? Yeah."
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"It is kind of too bad though really."
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"That's true."
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"Hey, you know what? Now that I think about it,"
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"And if you have a drinking problem what better place"
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"Sure, it could. He's in prison."
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"Well. [CROWD CHEERING]"
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"And now I stand before you all,"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Wait a minute."
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"My wedding is tomorrow."
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"And you're telling me you can't fulfill your obligations?"
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"Yeah. Well, we had an oral agreement."
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"Oh, okay. That's fine."
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"That's fine. If that's your game, I'll find somebody else."
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"Oh, yeah? Same to you, buddy."
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"Caterers?"
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"Parents."
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"That is so wrong."
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"I know. I mean,"
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"a big mistake that you need your parents the most."
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"Marrying Johnny is not a mistake."
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"You know, I'm behind you in whatever you do"
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"but let's just walk this one through, okay?"
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"Unemployed, wino. History of evil."
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"Hey. How's my beautiful reporter bride-to-be?"
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"I'm blushing I guess, sir. Well, that's as it should be."
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"Guess what?"
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