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Clips from South Park - The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (S04E04)

"wait for his parents to leave him a whole butt load of money"
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"- The kid will never even know! - Dude, that is tits!"
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"I mean, that is big, fat Oprah tits, right there!"
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"- There's super rich people down there! - Yeah!"
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"I mean, what if I'm just part of my parents' reality?"
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"- Come on, Kyle! - What if this is all somebody's dream?"
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"Wow, look at the size of these houses!"
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"I told you, dude. Cherry Creek is the richest part of Denver."
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"I'll bet these kids get at least 10 bucks a tooth from the "tooth fairy.""
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"Hey! That house looks perfect!"
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"There's obviously kids living there."
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"We'll wait for the parents to see it and leave money,"
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"then swing you back in the house to grab it!"
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"Got it!"
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"This is the smartest business venture ever!"
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"What the..."
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"We're gonna sneak a tooth under this rich kid's pillow,"
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"- Hey! You can't do that! - Why not?"
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"- Because that's what we're doing! - Yeah, you ripped off our idea!"
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"We've been doing this for over two years!"
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"You think anybody'd believe you in that?"
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"It's better than your dress!"
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"You'd better scram before the boss breaks your legs!"
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"- You scram! We were here first! - What's going on?"
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"Oh! It's the tooth fairies!"
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"- Oh, nice going! Now you woke him up! - You woke him up!"
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"I don't have any loose teeth, Ms. Fairies, but I have been a very good boy."
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"- Shut up! - All right, that does it!"
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"Come on, we're going to see the boss!"
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"- Who's the boss? - Loogie."
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"My associates here tell me you were working Cherry Creek tonight."
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"We were there first!"
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"Kids have been doing the tooth fairy racket in this town for years."
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"I do it just like my big brother before me and my oldest brother before that."
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"Damn it! And we thought we were so original!"
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"Let me ask you something."
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"You were going to sneak a tooth under this rich kid's pillow."
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"How were the kid's parents going to know there was a tooth"
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"under their child's pillow?"
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"Ha! You guys don't even know how the tooth trade works!"
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"We keep careful track of what houses we've hit,"
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"Once the notes have been placed in the last house, we start all over,"
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"- And the kids never know what hit them. - Wow!"
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"The hardest part is getting teeth."
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"We try various places,"
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"cemeteries,"
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"hockey games,"
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"anywhere we can find them."
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"according to size, colour and quality."
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"But there's never enough teeth."
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"- Amazing. - Man, that is tits."
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"And now my only problem is,"
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"what do I do with you?"
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"Tell you what, how would you like to run the South Park tooth racket for me?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"It's that, or else I can cut off your penises."
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"Work for you, have my penis cut off."
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"- Work for you, have my penis cut off. - Cartman!"
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"How much do we get if we work for you?"
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"We're in!"
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"Fellow dentists, as you all know, we are still having numerous reports"
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"We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this."
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"A giant half-chicken, half-squirrel"
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"for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring."
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"at least a mild understanding of algebra and that it..."
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"I think what we've got here is some kind of black market tooth racket,"
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"from another group for a profit."
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"Oh, Mr. Foley! You realise how ridiculous that sounds!"
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"It's not ridiculous, it's very possible!"
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"In Montreal!"
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"And where, pray, is this "Montreal"?"
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"You'll see, I'll have it taken care of in a matter of weeks!"
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"and meanwhile, we'll deal with the real problems at hand!"
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"I will!"
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"His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device..."
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"We all want double desserts today!"
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"Well, I'm afraid that the school charges extra for that."
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"That's right. Keep the change, my man."
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"It's almost like you were..."
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"Oh, my God, children."
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"That's right! And the only thing worse than doing drugs is dealing drugs!"
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"I'm gonna tell you about when I was your age,"
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"and got offered drugs."
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"- You wanna try some dope? - What?"
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"Come on, kid. Don't you wanna get high?"
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"Hey, man, I don't need dope."
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"Let me sing you a little song."
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"I can't wait until I grow up And my weenie gets big and strong"
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"'Cause when it does, I'm gonna bust"
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"And make love to you, Amanda All night long"
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"I'm gonna make love to you, Amanda"
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"- What? - What the hell is he talking about?"
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"Knock you over, knock you all around"
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"- We're not dealing drugs. - You're not?"
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"whatever you're doing, just remember this."
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"Having money may seem fun, but..."
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"Damn, that little Amanda was fine. I gotta look her up."
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"Dude, having this much money is great. Working for Loogie rules!"
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"Yeah, but, you know, why do we need Loogie?"
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"Why don't we do it ourselves and keep all the profit?"
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"We can't do that, dude. Loogie will kick our asses."
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"Ah, what the hell is that little Polack gonna do?"
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"Come on, you guys, I say we create our own mob crime family."
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"infinite alternate realities to every reality."
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"Shut up, Kyle."
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"They're what? They're not going to pay me?"
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"I want their families dead!"
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"I want their houses burnt to the ground."
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"My name is Tom Foley. I'm with the American Dental Association."
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"Sit down, Mr. Foley."
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"I just wanted to let you know that I'm on to you."
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"I told the ADA a thousand times, I know nothing about teeth."
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"who likes climbing trees and playing in puddles."
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"I am going to find out who the boss is, and when I do, I'm gonna bust his ass,"
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"These Chinese kids are selling their teeth for peanuts, see?"
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"- Do you think I'm an idiot? - Huh?"
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"You're trying to sell me 400 pounds of cat teeth?"
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"Get out of my sight!"
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"Either you give the boss his cut, or else we're gonna throw your pal into the river"
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"wearing concrete galoshes!"
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