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Clips from South Park - The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (S04E04)

"Mom, seriously! Something wonderful has happened!"
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"- What is it, snookums? - Mom, look! The tooth fairy!"
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"Oh, I mean, this is so cool!"
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"You're not the tooth fairy. I'll see you later!"
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"Just wait until you hear this, you guys!"
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"I only got a jar of gefilte fish!"
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"to buy a Sega Dreamcast."
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"- You ready over there? - Almost."
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"Because your family is poor and therefore has bad oral hygiene,"
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"so your teeth are gonna fall out someday anyway."
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"If you think about it, you should actually be thanking us."
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"Hey, guys, what are you doing?"
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"Well, heck, no, you can't have it."
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"Well, I'll see you, fellas."
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"How are we gonna get it from him?"
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"- Yeah! Let's go! - Go! Timmy go!"
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"That's it! Now down!"
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"- Come on, fat-ass! - Do not open your eyes until morning,"
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"Square in the nuts."
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"- Okay. - Good night."
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"Another tooth fell out today! I'm leaving it for the tooth fairy!"
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"You're not going to believe it!"
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"Four dollars."
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"- Oh, my God! - Wow!"
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"Yeah, we just gotta keep finding teeth and putting them under your pillow!"
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"and I was starting to get worried."
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"- 112? - Yes. Fifteen of them in one night."
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"Perhaps he should switch toothpaste?"
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"The American Dental Association convention is this week."
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"But as soon as I get back, I'll look into it."
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"- Freebie next week! - What?"
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"- What the hell? Ma! - Yes, Eric?"
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"Mommy has something to tell you. It's just that..."
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"I've been putting all that money under your pillow,"
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"You almost had me for a second there, Mom!"
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"- Mom? - I'm sorry, Eric."
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"No, Mother! No more lies!"
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"We're only $167 away from getting a Sega."
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"- I know! - Cartman, what's going on?"
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"But now my mom's given us so much money"
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"Oh, hello, Son!"
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"What? Oh..."
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"No. Kyle, she's just make-believe, like Peter Pan."
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"Probably not."
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"Fun for children? Fun for children? Look at me, Dad!"
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"I don't even know what's real any more!"
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"Man, I can't believe all our parents lied to us about the tooth fairy."
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"No, man, that's just a TV show."
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"What, that your parents lied to you, too?"
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"Look, the tooth fairy is all made up, right?"
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"So all we have to do is go to a really rich kid's house,"
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"- Oh, my God, what if I'm not real? - We can take the bus to the city."
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"Here! You can tell this is the kid's window"
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"Cartman, once you're in the kid's room,"
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"Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?"
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"then come back and collect the tooth fairy money"
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"that his parents leave him."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"You look like a bad Jennifer Lopez nightmare!"
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"How dare you?"
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"Look, this is our turf!"
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"Right on our turf, boss! I ain't never seen that kind of..."
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"- Then what? - What do you mean?"
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"The tooth racket is much more involved."
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"Inside the house, we not only have to sneak a tooth under the pillow,"
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"but leave a note for Mom and Dad to see."
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"But this time, all we have to do is collect money."
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"The teeth we do manage to acquire are then sorted"
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"Never enough."
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"There are also reports of missing tooth fairy money."
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"We believe also that this creature would have"
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"Excuse me. I think I have a more logical theory."
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"something where one group is stealing the money and teeth"
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"Look, I know how to handle this!"
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"All we have to do is bring down the kingpin and the rest will fall."
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"Very well, Mr. Foley, you go on your wild goose chase,"
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"Anyway, the half-chicken, half-squirrel would most likely be"
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"about three to four-and-a-half feet tall."
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"- Hello there, children! - Hey, Chef!"
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"Yeah, well, that ain't nothing but a thang."
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"Oh, my God! There's got to be at least $15 here!"
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"With your money and your fancy clothes and your cell phones!"
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"What have I told you about drugs?"
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"That there's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college."
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"- Come on, now. - Hey, kid."
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"In about 10 years"
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"And this toothpick is gonna turn into an oak tree"
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"Chef?"
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"Knock you down, knock you up"
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"- Chef! - Huh?"
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"- No. - Oh, well, children,"
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"Oh, never mind."
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"- Thanks, Chef. - See ya."
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"We know how the trade works."
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"Dude, this book says there could be"
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"Who the hell do they think they are?"
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"I want those South Park kids dead."
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"Oh, hi, there, mister!"
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"My mommy and daddy are out front if you need them!"
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"I'm just an eight-year-old boy"
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"and everyone's ass who helped hide his ass."
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"That's right, yeah! It's all top-grade stuff, too."
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"- How much? - Well, Tang Lee wants 30."
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"But I can cut you a deal for 28, yeah?"
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"- What do you say? Huh? - Can I ask you a question, Weasel?"
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"Well, sure, sure."
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"Lousy little scum!"
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"- What? - This is your last chance, kid!"
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"- He's not gonna do it? - He's not gonna do it?"
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"All right, throw him in."
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"How the hell are you gonna get all that"
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"I also understand that you lost a tooth today."
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"How was that?"
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"Come on! Get your stuff together! This is gonna be tits!"
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"Dude, this book says that I don't exist unless I think I do."
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"But what if I don't?"
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"Will somebody take those books away from him?"
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"Thank you for helping, gentlemen."
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"If this sting operation works,"
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"You know how there's always the dumb guy"
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