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Clips from South Park - The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (S04E04)

"Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad."
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"All right, everyone, keep your eyes peeled."
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"Do you really think the tooth fairy will give me money for the transplant?"
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"Nothing's real. Reality and... Oh, God! It's happening!"
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"- It was a trap. - That's right."
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"- Kyle? - I am nothing and everything."
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"I kind of wanted to play on the flag football team this year anyway."
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"No. In a way, I'm just glad the whole thing's over with."
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"Yeah, but you know, I've learnt something today."
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"But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us."
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Mom! Mom!"
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"I put a tooth under my pillow and she gave me $2!"
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"Oh, my! She must think that you are a very special little muffin!"
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"Yeah! This is so tits!"
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"Don't say "tits," Eric."
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"Well, perhaps now you should take that money and open up a savings account"
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"that has compounded daily interest."
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"You can compound daily my ass with interest, Mom."
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"I'm going to the toy store and buying me a skateboard!"
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"But, Eric, I think maybe the tooth fairy"
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"wants you to use that money to learn about saving."
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"with this money, okay?"
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"Oh, man, this is so tits!"
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"Oh, my God, you guys, seriously!"
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"What the hell's wrong with Cartman?"
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"He's fat and he's stupid."
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"Look at what the tooth fairy left me last night!"
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"- Two dollars! - No way!"
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"- For one tooth? - For one tooth."
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"Dude, every time I lost a tooth, I only got a quarter!"
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"Totally what?"
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"Look, I don't know why the tooth fairy is being so cool to me."
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"Maybe she's hot for me, I don't know,"
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"Sega Dreamcast?"
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"- I already lost all my baby teeth. - Me, too."
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"You still have baby teeth, Kenny?"
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"Kenny, think about it! Don't you a want Sega Dreamcast?"
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"Okay, the string is tied to Kenny's tooth."
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"- You ready, Timmy? - Timmy!"
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"- Okay, Timmy? - Timmy!"
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"- Right, you're Timmy. - Timmy!"
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""Oh, thank you, guys." You're welcome, Kenny."
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"- All right, get ready, Timmy. - Timmy!"
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"What does it look like we're doing, Butters?"
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"We need a tooth so we're using Timmy's wheelchair"
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"to pull out one of Kenny's."
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"- Hey, I got a loose tooth right here! - You what?"
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"- You what? - Timmy!"
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"Yup, one of mine came out not two hours ago."
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"Butters, could we have it?"
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"Why, I'm gonna stick it under my pillow and get money from the tooth fairy."
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"She's gives me 50 cents a tooth!"
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"Yeah, we just have to get Butters' tooth."
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"I guess we'll have to sneak into his house after he goes to sleep tonight."
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"- Yeah, Timmy! - No! Timmy, wait!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Higher, you guys!"
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"Careful, you assholes!"
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"To the left, you guys, left!"
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"No, camera left, camera left!"
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"What the... Who's there? Who is that?"
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"I am the tooth fairy, my child."
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"Oh! Sorry, Ms. Fairy! I didn't mean to gaze at you!"
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"I'm back asleep now, see?"
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"Yes, now I will leave you tidings under your pillow..."
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"Gosh, I didn't think you'd be so fat."
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"or else I will kick you in the nuts."
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"Yes, ma'am!"
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"Tucky-tucky time. It's the best time of the night."
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"No, honey, Mommy's gotta save her throat."
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"I have to work tonight."
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"What do you have there, Eric?"
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"Oh, my! The tooth fairy will have to give you a big surprise"
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"- For losing two teeth in two days! - I know, huh?"
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"It's beyond rational thought, you guys!"
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"- Holy crap, you guys! I mean... - Did the tooth fairy come?"
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"Do you guys know what this means?"
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"Oh, yes, Ms. Cartman, what can I do for you?"
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"Well, it's my son. He's lost a lot of his baby teeth,"
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"Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman."
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"- How many has he lost? - About 112."
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"Your son wouldn't happen to be an alligator, would he?"
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"Well, I'm afraid I can't help you right now."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Tooth?"
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"Well, there is no tooth fairy, Eric."
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"and because you've had so many teeth fall out, I've actually run out of money"
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"and can't go to the grocery store for at least a month."
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"there's no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny or Jesus either!"
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"All children find out sooner or later."
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"- No, honey, it's just a... - How could you lie to me, Mother?"
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"- Lie right to my face? - Eric, it's just part of being a child."
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"How can I trust anyone ever again, Mother?"
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"I guess that to make it in this life I can only trust myself."
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"- Myself and Willikins Bear, of course. - Eric! Eric, wait!"
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"- No more money? - What are you talking about, Cartman?"
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"You guys..."
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"Oh, God, I don't even know how to tell you this."
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"- Tell us what? - You guys, there's..."
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"What do you mean there's no tooth fairy?"
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"My mom's been giving us the money all this time,"
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"and your parents are the ones who left you money."
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"- Dude... - That can't be."
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"that she's bankrupt and we're poor, like Kenny."
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"- Don't touch me, Kenny. - You're wrong."
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"- Kyle, open your eyes, man! - It's not true!"
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"Dad, there is so a tooth fairy, huh?"
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"Kyle, let's have a little talk."
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"Oh, my God! You did lie to me!"
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"- Peter Pan, too? - Kyle..."
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"- What about Moses and Abraham? - Well, they were probably real."
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"Probably? Is Atlantis real?"
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"But, Kyle, adults make up those things because they're fun for children."
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"What about Dan Rather? Do you think he's real?"
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"You guys, you guys! I figured it out!"
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