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Clips from Flight of the Conchords - Tough Brets (S02E02)

"but I keep it private."
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"You didn't hear that, did you, greg?"
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"♪ have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? ♪"
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"they'll hurt you more than your feelings..."
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"Isn't it the same way with rappers back in newfoundland?"
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"So, Mr. And Mrs. Li, why do you want to be in my gang?"
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"We run the internet cafe downstairs."
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"I'm Murray hewitt from the new zealand consulate."
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"How are new zealand's mineral exports, Murray?"
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"but not weekends... and I can't say why."
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"but I like to go to bed by 8:00 at night"
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"so I can build up my zs for the next day."
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"Oh, and I got to take toilet breaks."
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"- Hey. - I have something for you. It's fan art."
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"- He's in a gang. - Wow. Are you in it?"
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"so I should start a gang."
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"- It's gone. - No. No."
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"- Yes! - No."
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"Oh, greg, is this about the intercom?"
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"on the gang situation is... I don't want you to think ess of me here,"
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"- Yes. - Who was in your gang, you and your mom?"
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"Because Bret was jealous."
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"I am close. You're too close now."
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"All right, go."
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"Don't take it to the top."
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"- What are we doing here? - Just stay sharp, man."
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"- Stay sharp. - What am I looking for?"
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"No no, ice cube was in "are we there yet?" and "are we done yet?""
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"♪ just pulling your tit, mate... ♪"
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"- Bret, you just kicked a kid! - Sorry."
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"What the hell?"
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"So long, lil Louie."
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"So you saw my painting."
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"- Oh. - Yeah yeah,"
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"Without you, man, I've got no one."
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"I'm the gang. I'm the tough brets."
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"♪ eminem is not very good ♪"
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"♪ 50 cent is not very good ♪"
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"♪ Snoop dogg is not very good ♪"
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"♪ mos def is not very good ♪"
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"♪ but the rhymenoceros is very very good... ♪"
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"bass solo. Bass solo over."
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"♪ Jay-Z is not very good ♪"
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"♪ lil Wayne is not very good ♪"
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"♪ queen latifah is not very good. ♪"
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"- thank you. - That was brand new."
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"Okay, band meeting."
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"- Uh, well, Jemaine? - Present."
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"Who else have we got here? Bret?"
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"- Yup. - And who else?"
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"Mu... mur Ray. Oh."
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"Greg's written this. He's put the rs too far apart."
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"It's "Murray." Murray, present."
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"Okay, item one: Texas, Lexus..."
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"two rhyming words. Do you think you could use those?"
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"- No. - Maybe."
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""Maybe" from Bret."
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"Item two: Manager's notes from yesterday's gig."
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"Right, here we are."
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""A good gig. Very enjoyable.""
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"Oh, several complaints about the noise."
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"You've got to remember this is in a library, guys."
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"- Bear that in mind. - But it's so hard to play there,"
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"because everyone wants us to be quiet."
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"- They're shushing us constantly. - They're trying to read."
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"We might as well not be there if we're not gonna make any sound."
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"You can make sound, just make it so that people can't hear you."
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"Okay. Oh, I've got another note here..."
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""dissing." I don't know what that means."
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"Does that make any sense to you?"
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"- Jemaine. - Bret dissed a lot of people in that rap that he did."
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"Right. In the song, yeah."
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"Dissing, bad-mouthing. Who are those guys that you were dissing?"
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"The only one I could make out was snoopy. What's your problem with him?"
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"- No, it was Snoop dogg. - I know he's a dog, Bret."
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"I'm not totally in the dark ages. I do go out once in a while."
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"- He's lovable. Leave him alone. - No, he's a rapper."
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"They're all rappers. I was just dissing other rappers."
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"Just keep your dissing private, all right?"
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"I keep mine private. I mean, I diss greg sometimes,"
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"Yes, Murray, I heard."
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"You're only supposed to hear when I have the button down."
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"- Can you hear that? - It is broken, Murray."
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"Broken? How long have you been hearing me?"
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"All year."
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"Can we get that fixed, greg, please?"
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"- Yes, I'll look into it tomorrow. - Tomorrow?"
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"What's wrong with that guy?"
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"Useless. What does he do all day?"
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"You didn't hear that, did you, greg?"
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"Good, so he didn't hear that last bit. That's how you diss someone."
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"Did you see what I did there? I didn't start a fight with greg,"
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"I didn't hurt his feelings. Greg's got feelings."
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"Have you thought about these rappers that you'rdissing?"
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"- You might hurt their feelings. - Jemaine's right."
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"You might hurt their feelings, all right?"
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"Have you guys ever had hurt feelings?"
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"♪ some people say that rappers don't have feelings ♪"
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"- ♪ we have feelings ♪ - ♪ we have feelings ♪"
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"- ♪ some people say that we are not rappers ♪ - ♪ we're rappers ♪"
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"- ♪ that hurts our feelings ♪ - ♪ it hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers ♪"
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"♪ some people say that rappers are invincible ♪"
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"- ♪ we're vincible ♪ - ♪ we're vincible ♪"
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"♪ what you are about to hear are true stories ♪"
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"- ♪ real experiences ♪ - ♪ autobiographical raps ♪"
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"- ♪ things that happened to us ♪ - ♪ all true, bring the rhyme! ♪"
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"♪ I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious ♪"
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"♪ try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes ♪"
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"♪ not one of them thinks about the way I feel ♪"
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"♪ nobody compliments the meal ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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"♪ you could've said something nice about my profita rolls ♪"
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"♪ here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye ♪"
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"♪ I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive ♪"
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"♪ but every suit I tried was too big around the thighs ♪"
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"♪ and the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size ♪"
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"♪ I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings ♪"
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