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Clips from Friends - The One with the Stoned Guy (S01E01)

"Oh."
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"TEDLOCK: Chandler?"
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"Nothing."
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"It's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers..."
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"...it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do."
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"So was it a lot more money?"
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"Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys..."
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"...that's in his office until 12:00 at night worrying about the WENUS."
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"I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know."
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"I have this new massage client. Steve."
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"Oh, yeah, I know. You're a chef, I know, and I thought of you first."
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"Unless it's an all-toast restaurant."
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"Okay."
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"I added the "a-go-go.""
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"Hey, you guys all know what you want to do."
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"Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do."
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"You know, you have goals. You have dreams."
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"It's not too big, not too small. It's just right."
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"So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. Kind of like an audition."
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"And, Monica, what are you gonna make?"
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"Oh! I know what you can make. I know."
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"You know that thing with the stuff?"
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"Uh, how about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free."
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"...and I'd introduce her to my monkey."
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"You thinking maybe, heh-heh?"
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"Ahem, well, I don't know, heh-heh."
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"- Aah! ROSS: Celia, don't worry."
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"...for a large multi-national corporation.""
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"You know, I just always pictured myself doing something..."
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"Oh, hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt."
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"Here you go. Maybe this will cheer you up."
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"Okay, great."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- But... - But, but?"
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"I just don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?"
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"Why not? Come on."
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"Okay, I'm, uh..."
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"Oh, Ross."
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"You get me so hot, I want your lips on me now."
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"See?"
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"Come on."
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"- You wanna see her again, right? - Sure."
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"Now tell me you want to caress my butt."
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"Okay."
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"...to feel..."
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"I was always rooting for you two kids to get together."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"And that's on top of the year-end bonus structure you mentioned earlier?"
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"No... No, no. No, no."
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"It's so much bigger than the cubicle."
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"- With a beautiful view of... - Oh, look. That guy's peeing."
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"- Ten dollars an hour. - Nope."
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"Twelve dollars an hour."
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"Twenty dollars an hour."
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"Done."
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"May I take your coat?"
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"- This is Rachel. - Yeah, okay."
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"Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?"
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"I was just being polite, but all right."
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"These are rock shrimp ravioli..."
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"...with just a touch of minced..."
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"...but in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious tartlets."
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"Excuse me. Can I help you with anything?"
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"Oh, cool. Taco shells."
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"You know what? You don't want to spoil your appetite."
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"Oh. Macaroni and cheese. We gotta make this."
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"No, we don't."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. Give me the Gummy Bears."
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"...and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?"
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"...themes, a motif."
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"At one point, there were villagers."
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"...it was kind of late and we were both exhausted, so..."
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"- You cuddled. - Yeah, which was nice."
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"- How's this? - Eek!"
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"[CONTINUES YELLING]"
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"- Thank you. - Cappuccino."
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"[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]"
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"And a nice hot cider for Monica."
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"Aw, thank you."
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"- Rach? - Yeah?"
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"Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser?"
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"Oh, heh."
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"That's why."
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"Sorry."
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"Miss Tedlock, you're looking lovely today."
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"May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you?"
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"Oh, listen, if this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them."
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"Hey, you guys. You guys."
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"Chandler's coming, and he says he has this incredible news."
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"So when he gets here, let's all act like, you know..."
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"- Hey. GROUP: Hey."
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"Never mind. But it was gonna be really good."
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"ROSS: What's going on? RACHEL: What's up?"
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"...and Big Al calls me into his office..."
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"...and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor."
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"BOTH: Why?"
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"Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years."
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"Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term."
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"Oh, that WENUS."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"I'm not gonna figure it out working there."
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"Oh! I have something you can do."
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"Um, hi there."
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"But, um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so..."
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"Yeah, I just don't have a lot of chefing experience."
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"He wants to do something eclectic, so he's looking for someone..."
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"...who can, you know, create the entire menu."
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"- Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Thanks, Pheeb. I just don't really see myself in a big white hat."
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"Oh, Monica. Guess what?"
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"Can you see my nipples through this shirt?"
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"No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there."
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"...career counselor-a-go-go."
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"I don't."
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"I don't have a dream."
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"Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech."
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"Oh, I love my life. I love my life."
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