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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Sal's Pizza (S01E01)

"And I wear that search like badge of honor."
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"I'm stuck!"
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"Oh, no. Heads up, fire marshal."
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"Big question is, what are you doing here?"
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"You know they only call you that because"
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"Ha, well, it's too bad"
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"we all can't be as awesome"
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"No, that was actually a command."
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"Well, then I guess you still have all three of your wishes."
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"- You're not a genie. - I know that."
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"[Poof]"
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"Ta-da!"
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"What about you?"
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"Why do we want to start a turf war with the fire department?"
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"but it doesn't seem like it's worth it..."
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"Like I said, Sal's is an institution,"
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"I'm sorry, Jake, Sal's is only the eighth-best."
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"The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive."
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"It's like the inside of your thighs,"
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"except with a tongue."
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"But more importantly, fire marshal Boone"
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"Only one way to tell."
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"And he's their leader."
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"It was like taking candy from a baby."
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"to break into our system, we may need to hire"
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"Can I have the doughnut, please?"
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"who might've done it?"
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"Yeah."
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"see if anything suspicious turns up."
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"It'll be the perfect opportunity"
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"Right, right, I'll just use my work bib."
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"Do you have to spit?"
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"I take this very seriously."
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"in the last six months."
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"And poof! No more Sal's. How right am I?"
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"Oh... My condolences."
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"It says here you were an I.T. Specialist"
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"Query: What's your favorite Jay-Z song?"
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"you know, systems analysis."
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"Yeah, we're all just calm, cool, collected..."
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"- Wahh! - [Screams]"
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"That's just gross."
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"So I'm trying to treat that as best I can."
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"TV, computer..."
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"Uh-oh, spelling error."
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"Did you mean "ster-b-eo," Captain?"
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"I need more back story."
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"Oh, that's brutal. I like it."
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"Hey, guys? Guys, I really need your help."
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"(Boone) Hello, Peralta."
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"[Grunting]"
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"Get off him, Boone! You big marshmallow!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Don't tell my guys what to do!"
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"He overstepped his jurisdiction."
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"called welcome to the bungle."
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"dragging Sal's pizza through the mud?"
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"That place is special."
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"Why's it special?"
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"Because it's the best pizza in the neighborhood!"
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"on my little league team."
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"he would take the team to Sal's."
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"Just leaves his son like that?"
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"Captain, get in here."
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"(Amy) What's going on?"
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"This is Ropesburg?"
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"At all."
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"[Chuckles] She doesn't mean that."
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"Computer science degree, worked for the board of ed"
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"for ten years."
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"is gonna have to deal with Hitchcock"
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"asking how to log in to his email"
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"How do you think Professor short fuse"
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"Mm, no. He was scared of everything."
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"Fine, what was with the flossing?"
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"and that lady did not have one."
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"taller and thicker than ever."
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"Looks like it was jimmied open with a crowbar."
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"- Did you get it? - Uh-huh. My turn?"
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"Gino's pizza's always been the tastiest."
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"when he suddenly loved it."
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"[Distorted] Much better than last time."
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"Look familiar?"
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"Gino Bianucci, you're under arrest for arson. Yes!"
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"- Said it first. - Real mature."
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"So what'd you think of Ropesburg?"
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"Come on, Santiago."
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"Well, you're not the only girl at the table anymore."
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"Don't smile. I'm still mad at you."
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"I've been booned."
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"You are not to retaliate."
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"Oh, this is amazing."
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"This is so amazing."
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"Everything about this is amazing."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"A virus got on the server"
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"and sent all of us an email"
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"with everyone's search histories."
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"Check this out."
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"for "undiscovered muscle.""
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"I was working out and saw a muscle in my shoulder"
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"I'd never seen before."
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"I thought it might've been a scientific discovery."
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"Listen to this. Scully searched for"
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""how much fudge is in a calorie?""
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"I never found the answer, but it was a good question."
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"Boyle looked up, "how to make desk yogurt.""
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"Yes, I did, and I am thrilled with the results."
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"Although the jar is really hot."
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"That's gross. And Amy searched for"
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""Daniel Craig hands" plus "close up.""
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"Ugh."
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"You should talk."
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"You searched for "cheapest date possible.""
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"So, ready for dinner?"
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"Here we go. [Grunts]"
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"Would you like something sweet?"
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"Or maybe savory?"
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"Apple pie... And I'm stuck."
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"Peralta."
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"Hey, Sal. To what do I owe the honor?"
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