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Clips from American Dad! - Bush Comes to Dinner (S02E02)

"Not a day goes by where you are not in my thoughts."
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"The love and respect I have for you knows no limits."
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"...gets to meet the big cheese in person."
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"I've got it. A brilliant ending to my..."
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"Oh, it's you."
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"Some girl must have put the flask in there thinking it was hers."
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"How dare you talk that way about the Dub? At least he's not a lush."
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"I'm pretty sure that makes him a black belt."
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"...help me."
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"My baby. Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Anyway, it's on sale for $50 million."
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"So let's review."
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"Mr. Bullock, Dick just shot me with a curare dart."
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"Your passion for our commander in chief is inspiring."
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"I'm serious. Look, there's coded messages everywhere."
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"I even have his home address: 17 Lake Drive."
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"Roger, this is incredible. We can save America."
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"Hello? Bitch hung up on me."
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"President Bush?"
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"But then we discovered he plagiarized a chunk of it from Willy Wonka."
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"Oh, my daughter, Hayley. She was just leaving."
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"I'm not going anywhere. Mr. President, there's so much I wanna ask you."
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"Like how in the hell..."
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"Is dinner not ready yet? Great final question, Hayley."
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"An exact replica of your cheerleading outfit..."
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"I hope you brought your checkbook."
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"Some say they're essential to our economy."
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"- I've got some legislation I need to pass. - I don't understand."
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"Not every day you have the president to dinner."
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"I have something big you'll wanna get your hands on."
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"I'll get you something to drink right away."
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"- This is gin. - Oh, my mistake."
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"Don't look at me. That's tap water. Oh, wait, that was vodka."
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"My younglings."
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""Save us. We're in the first lady's purse and it's dark and smells like peppermint.""
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"- How dare you gloat at this? - What do you expect?"
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"Coffee! I'll get you coffee. How do you take it?"
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"- Did you tell him about Osama? - What? Oh, no. We started drinking."
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"Breakfast blend? That could work. Where are the filters?"
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"- Where's the president? - He wanted to party."
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"Oh, yeah, she said she's gonna bring down the presidency."
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"I wanna golf"
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"Touch it!"
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"Sir, we need to sober you up. Get me some cold water to splash on his face."
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"I'm not sure we should try and bring Bin Laden in by ourselves."
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"President Bush is a good man and you're a liar."
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"I told you, that rum wasn't mine."
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"I could live in the sea. I'd make friends with a whale."
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"We'd live in a sunken pirate ship. That'd show global warming."
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"- I wanna be naked. - Let the man be naked."
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"Where are you hiding Osama? We broke the code. We know he's here."
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"...in my backless chair."
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"- You've got to put on your clothes. - You can't make me. I want pancakes."
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"Let him know he'll be taking the reins. This isn't my cell phone."
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"You're wearing my jacket, sir. That's the essay I wrote."
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"No, I got a girl who reads things for me."
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"...and in November 2000, he was cleared for takeoff.""
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"Not easy, is it? Sitting there for minutes on end..."
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"Tell me where Bin Laden is or I'll kill the boy."
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"Danny doesn't know where Bin Laden is because Bin Laden doesn't live in DC."
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"I guess I wanted Dollywood so bad, I was willing to believe anything."
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""I long to caress your...""
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"Wait a minute. Stan, you told her she was a lost cause?"
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"Those things don't make your daughter a lost cause."
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"- How you like your new house? - Better than the one on Lake Drive."
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"- Bill, I need those reports by 4. - You got it, sir."
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"Except there won't be a 4."
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"I long to caress your..."
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"Are you still writing that letter to President Bush?"
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"It's an essay. The CIA operative who writes the best one..."
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"Eleven forty. If I don't email this to work by midnight, it doesn't count."
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"I need one last sentence to make it perfect."
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"- Can't you do this downstairs? - No, I need you. You're my muse."
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"Pillow gun. Where danger and comfort meet."
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"Two hundred dead count."
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"Yeah, choke hold, you miserable bastard thief."
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"That's all you got? You're gonna die in my arms."
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"What do you think of that? Wanna see yourself die?"
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"What the hell is the matter with you?"
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"Don't turn this around. You missed your curfew."
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"- Is that a hickey on your neck? - What? No, it's a choke bruise."
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"You kids with your autoerotic asphyxiations."
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"- What's this? Rum? - It's not mine."
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"- I don't know how it got there. - Oh, sure."
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"Throw that in with two measures of gin and vermouth..."
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"I don't have time for nonsense. I have to finish my essay."
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"You're still working on that?"
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"You've officially put more time into that essay than he has on his presidency."
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"He's been sober for 15 years."
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"Let the email soar."
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"Roger?"
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"Roger, why am I in a bathtub full of ice?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Dollywood? - Dolly Parton's theme park."
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"The rides give you the same experience as looking at her."
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"Just once would it kill you to say, "Good idea, Roger"?"
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"This was to celebrate."
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"Which is why it's better to put too many bullets in the head than too few."
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"He started it."
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"Okay, people. Again, the curare darts are not toys."
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"Or just chilling out to some Zeppelin."
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"Before you go, I have your Bush essays."
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"Smith, I was extremely impressed by your essay."
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"Duper, the president will be coming to your house for dinner."
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"No, it's not fair."
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"Stan, go to the quiet area."
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"It's not milk time."
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"I've been up all night. Sit down. I've got news."
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"I figured out how to buy Dollywood."
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"There's a $50 million reward for Osama bin Laden, and I know where he is."
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"What? Yeah, right."
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"Yes. He's posing as a junior accountant at MacMillan & Sachs right here in DC."
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"And its Zionist allies. But even better..."
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"...we can use the $50 million reward to buy Dollywood."
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"And get girls. Chicks dig a guy with a fatwa on his head. I'll go tell my dad."
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"Let's just keep this between us."
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"I don't wanna have to go threesies on the reward money."
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"Hello, White House? We've found Bin Laden."
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"It should be me eating dinner with the president right now, not Duper."
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"You! This is all your fault."
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