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Clips from South Park - Cock Magic (S18E18)

"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"# People spouting howdy neighbor #"
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"Support your team? Thank you."
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"Hey, guys, did you get one of these?"
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"- Hope you can make it. - What's this?"
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"and we're just asking for people to come cheer us on."
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"Uh, sorry. We're actually busy."
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"Okay? All right."
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"I mean, no offense,"
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"but we're not gonna miss the fight for girls' volleyball."
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"And then I'm going to attack with my Elder Beast."
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"Not with his Shapeshifter. It's already tapped."
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"This asshole needs to make a move already."
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"but with a newly summoned Spark Ghast who has trample."
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"Oh, no! Kenny!"
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"- What's that? - He's playing an enchantment."
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"- Ohh! - Ohh!"
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"Winner... McCormick!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"At one point, Kenny actually polymorphed the dude"
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"into a blue frog with an instant attack card."
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"Yeah, I heard the girls' volleyball team"
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"Whatever."
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"Dude, I don't think people are appreciating this."
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"Hey! Psst! Come over here."
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"You guys like hard-core stuff, huh?"
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"Yeah, we like hard-core stuff. We're fucking dudes, bro."
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"I'm talking real man shit."
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"This is the underground stuff, so keep it quiet."
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"Should be the next one... 2778 Mala Vista Drive."
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"What's exciting and hard-core about shitty shrimp?"
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"It doesn't even look like they're open."
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"Come on! Five darra!"
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"a Black Swamp mana card."
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"Fluffy counters with a mana card of his own."
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"Crippling Blight to the Fugitive Wizard!"
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"And there's an instant attack from Scrambles!"
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"played a Kalonian Twingrove with half his mana tapped?"
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"It was just decimation."
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"It was really about the most man thing"
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"I think we've ever been a part of."
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"Hell yeah!"
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"What's mean about it?"
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"You feel bad for the roosters?"
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"Look, who's to say the roosters don't want to play?"
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"and now chickens are stealing his thunder."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I don't go to any Cock Magic fights."
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"Do you have sympathy at all for the animals, Mr. McCormick?"
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"and legendary creature cards?"
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"I just want to make sure if you boys do it,"
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"Come on in the back. Don't mind the smell."
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"We only deal in the highest quality poultry Planeswalkers."
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"These here have been raised to play mostly protection spells"
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"and do well with sorcery cards."
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"Do I think they're happy?"
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"Yeah, like, you think they mind"
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"They're fucking chickens."
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"Well, our friend here has some animal-rights concerns."
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"You have any free-range chickens?"
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"Free-range chickens are primarily control-deck players"
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"Oh, wow. Did you hear him, Kenny?"
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"Cock magic is making a comeback."
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"Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
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"Sharon, I don't know why or how,"
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"People were afraid, Sharon."
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"But now culture has caught up,"
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"and it's up to the professionals"
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"You can do it, McNuggets!"
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"Wait!"
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"Game, set, and match, McNuggets!"
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"Did we pick the right rooster or what?"
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"I mean, no offense to Kenny,"
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"look like girls' volleyball."
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"Excuse me."
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"That was pretty impressive down there."
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"You boys have a nice cock."
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"I'm talking about the basement"
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"You hear that, McNuggets?"
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"Yay! A show, a show!"
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"and now he's moving up to the real hard-core shit."
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"It was seriously about the greatest night of our lives."
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"It's, like, hard-core, underground shit."
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"All right, kids, before we get started,"
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"Listen, uh, last night,"
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"we're, uh, a little disappointed in the turnout."
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"it's kind of a bummer when people don't seem to care."
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"is becoming a joke."
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"Dude, girls' volleyball isn't a joke."
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"Oh!"
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"The girls wanted to say something,"
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"so we're now gonna hear a few words"
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"Hey, guys."
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"He was pulling it through them somehow."
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"All right. All right. Let's try and focus."
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"There... There weren't any decks."
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"Mommy!"
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"Wow. Here we are, McNuggets."
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"Sorry. Panda Express is crosed. We crosed."
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"10 darra?!"
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"That's Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds."
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"Hell, he's never even lost one health."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Dude, he's, like, a beast."
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"Can you stack his deck with more mana?"
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"I don't think he wants to play, dude."
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"Holy shit, dude!"
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"The hell you do! Get your cock in there."
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"The fight we were expecting, of course..."
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"Let's rejoin the battle now as we wait for Gadnuk's sixth move."
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"Jesus, Paragon of Fierce Defiance."
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"will have a plus-one attack."
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"Come on, Kenny."
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"Looks like I finally caught the big boys."
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"You're all going to jail for a long time,"
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"especially you, scumbag!"
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"Thank you! Hey!"
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"# I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world #"
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"# Ah ah ah, yeah #"
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