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Clips from The Office (2005) - Garage Sale (S07E07)

"I am calling because I am going to have to fire your daughter Holly"
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"because she's such a terrible employee."
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"I'm just kidding."
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"I'm kidding. I am actually calling"
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"because I'm in love with her."
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"I love your daughter, and I have for some time."
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"which are to ask her to marry me."
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"And I was just hoping that you would give me your approval."
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"And this isn't a joke. So call me back when you get this."
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"And I look forward to speaking. Thank you."
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"Are you serious? A half-used candle? Get out of here, Dwight."
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"You're blocking my table with your giant body."
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"Screw you, man. People like my stuff."
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"People like Ryan?"
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"Let me tell you about men like him."
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"You can take my Helen Fielding collection."
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"And the Jennifer Weiner collection."
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"Oh, my gosh, you have the Dallas board game?"
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"Yeah. When I was a kid, I was on Dallas."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"and we spent the entire day on Dallas."
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"Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven."
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"We should play it."
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"It's Dallas, the game. We can figure it out."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm pretty good at board games."
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"How did those get out? I'm sorry."
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""Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes"?"
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"I was in Jamaica and I got lost,"
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"and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere,"
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"this guy comes with a cart and he's selling these."
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"Dwight, he told me things about myself"
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"that there's no way he could have known."
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"That's a common swindler's trick."
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"Probably. Probably."
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"So I buy some, I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot,"
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"so I go back to get my money and he was gone."
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"So you want to sell me magic beans?"
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""Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes.""
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"Michael called Dad?"
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"Um..."
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"Hollis? Hi, Dad."
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"There was a program on TV about India."
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"Okay. Did you connect with Michael?"
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"You want to watch it?"
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"I'm not there, Dad. I'm in Pennsylvania."
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"What... What are you doing there?"
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"Can I talk to you about Michael?"
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"Don't you worry about him. He's got me."
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"Well, who do you have?"
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"I have your father. He's right here. I'll put him on."
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"Oh! Which one's decaf?"
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"Michael! Michael! Hey! Hi!"
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"Hi, I'm just coming out to see what you're doing and maybe stop you."
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"You know what? Do you have a siphon?"
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"I think I'm going to run out of gas."
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"Why do you need more gas?"
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"Is it a good message or a bad message?"
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"Are you proposing?"
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"Wow!"
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"You know what? I've got gas on my hands and my shoes."
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"Could you light this, please?"
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"Michael, you've had two ideas today, and one of them was great"
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"I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam."
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"No, this is romantic."
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"You know what? I'm going to get a hose and then we'll talk about it."
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"Okay, we'll figure it out."
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"And I always tell her, "Mom, you should sell this."
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""You'd make a fortune.""
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""for a pesto party for all my friends.""
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"She's like, "Okay." Pesto party? Really?"
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"And Phyllis just had that "mom look" I wanted."
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"You got this kosher certified?"
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"Ryan, you have such an interesting mind. So creative."
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"All these new business ideas and artistic projects."
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"Thank you. What you got there?"
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"It's just Stanley's old photo album."
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"I mean, why would I want some random black man's old photo album"
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"Things are going very well."
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"for Kelly's crap, for Phyllis's garbage,"
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"for Oscar's trash, for Stanley's crap,"
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"Jim, put those away."
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"All right, just out of curiosity,"
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"what were the claims for those beans?"
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"They're legumes, Dwight."
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"And you're just going to make fun of me, so why would I..."
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"Hey, Michael, everyone's in the conference room."
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"Why?"
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"I did?"
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"Okay. Thank you all for coming."
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"Michael. Yes?"
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"We are a family. I could not agree with you more."
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"And I've always believed that we should all be very involved"
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"in one another's personal lives in a very major way."
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"So about this proposal thing."
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"You can't talk me out of it."
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"Michael, she's perfect for you."
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"She's the one."
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"She's amazing. This is very exciting."
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"so that it's safe, and responsible, and realistic and doable."
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"If you are in a costume, you did something wrong."
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"and take control of Ewing Oil once and for all."
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"You can't play a blackmail card"
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"and call a proxy meeting in the same turn."
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"Why not? It seems to me we're just making up rules"
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"because somebody forgot to staple the rule book"
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"to the inside of the game, like a normal human being."
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"And I'm going to play this here "share the wealth" card."
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"No, this card is from the wrong game."
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"This is from The Game of Life."
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"It was in the box."
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"We must honorably adhere to the rules"
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"that we are making up on the spot."
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"No, but that's not fair."
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"Well, that's Dallas."
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"Dallas indeed."
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"What? Ryan, where did you get this picture?"
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"My mom also makes the best salsa."
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"This is your mom's old stuff?"
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