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Clips from The Office (2005) - Garage Sale (S07E07)

"Nope."
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"Like many Americans,"
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"Looks like someone's sign's a little crooked."
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"Not so fast."
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"Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade."
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"I will trade you for the used candle."
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"Forget you."
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"Come on. It's trash, like your sign, unless you have this."
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"That's how it's done."
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"$200. $500."
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"In case? In case of what?"
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"He comes over and you're like, "Hey, baby, let me light a candle.""
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"And you pull out this one, half used."
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"We missed our connecting flight"
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"Well, there's no instructions."
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"Well, should we make it a little interesting?"
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"What is this?"
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"Nice try. No, correction, terrible try."
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"Your friend, Michael, yes. What's going on?"
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"I'll put your mother on."
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"- No, no, no, Dad... - Holly?"
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"Ah!"
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"Well, I'm writing a message."
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"Maybe."
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"Yeah. Yeah. No problem."
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"Pam? Yep."
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"Free sample?"
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"Anyway, she makes like 100 bottles worth. It's so good."
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"No. I meant like, "It's cool. It's kosher. It's all good.""
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"I was thinking about throwing it in the garbage."
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"sitting on my book shelf? I'm not James Franco."
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"I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk,"
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"I am not going to change my mind."
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"I had a great idea until you ruined it."
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"Here's how you do it. Take her out to dinner, go down on one knee."
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"If at any point, you find yourself"
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"tying the ring to a dog's collar,"
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"And call a proxy meeting"
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"Well played. Thank you."
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"Yeah, mostly."
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"How's she doing?"
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"It hits the ground... Yep."
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"...the head pops off."
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""I lost my head when I fell in love with you.""
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"so it was halfway between both of us."
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"That must have been a surprise"
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"Yeah, you didn't say that the weather was bad."
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"Okay. It's because we haven't sold anything."
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"My dad isn't doing so well."
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"Oh!"
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"What?"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"I told you we're way past rules."
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"Okay. You know what? I am never,"
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"I can't really tell, but..."
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"Nice."
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"I know, right?"
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"Leave the telescope."
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"and traded my way to a telescope."
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"and I can just go buy another telescope."
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"Thirteen dollars. That's great."
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"Listen, about earlier..."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Let's not talk about that."
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"until the day you came to replace him."
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"Let's go in here."
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"Through these blinds is where I first saw you,"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"That's when you first met Michael Klump."
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"And right over there, that's where you realized"
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"that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak."
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"This is what I'd do."
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"Hi, guys."
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"This is where our love faces its toughest test."
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"No."
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"No."
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"Easy "no.""
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"Only one that I was kind of worried about."
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"It started with..."
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"All of us? Yep."
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"Hey, Oscar. Big Will & Grace fan, huh?"
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"Dunder Mifflin is having our first ever garage sale."
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"we realized we had a lot of things that we didn't really need."
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"And 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund"
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"so we can throw parties for ourselves."
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"People, look alive!"
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"It's show time!"
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"Doors open in three, two, one!"
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"Ooh! Yikes!"
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"It's cold, Dwight. Just shut the door"
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"and let people come in the front."
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"It's good that it's cold. It will drive business inside."
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"The signs will drive business inside."
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"The warmth will lure people inside."
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"Just close it."
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"This is how... I'm not closing the door."
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"Close the door. Close it."
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"Close it. Stop it!"
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"Kevin, shut the door."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"It looks awful."
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"Need a thumb tack? Sure."
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"Through the art of the swap,"
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"I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here."
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"Fine. Just give it."
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"Whoa! I love her. How much for that?"
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"I actually don't know why I brought that"
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"because it's kind of priceless."
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"Ten dollars."
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"No. I paid $500 for that."
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"$20. $45."
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"Get lost. Damn it."
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"And that is how you do it."
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"If it's a problem with the neon,"
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"I can have my neon guy take a look."
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"Well, we could put it in storage in case."
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"You know, in case maybe something changes."
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"I don't have an "in case." Do you have an "in case"?"
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"Nope."
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"How much for the Slip 'n Slide?"
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"Yes, hello, Mr. Flax. This is Michael Scott, your daughter's boss."
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