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Clips from Friends - The One with the Cake (S10E10)

"- Hey, guys. ALL: Hey."
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"Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend."
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"Can't you have the party when we get back?"
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"Gee, if only she were 1 and had no idea what the hell a birthday was."
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"...you know, to reconnect, emotionally. - There's this thing I really want us to do."
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"As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister."
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"I mean, how can we have her first birthday party..."
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"Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that."
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"...my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house."
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"- Wow, it's like a time capsule. ROSS: Yeah."
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"...to escape the ant people."
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"What? What? It's for her hot friends."
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"And starting to think about settling down."
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"- Joey, it's a birthday party. - Yeah, but for a 1 -year-old."
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"And he's standing next to this cow, and the cow says, "El-moo.""
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"But it really is to us, okay? Emma will never have a first birthday again."
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"Let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!"
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"Are you frigging kidding me, Green?"
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"There's something you didn't know about your dad."
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"Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Geller. Let me help you with that."
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"I've got a plan. I've got a plan."
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"You're gonna scream out, and that'll wake her up."
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"Hey, Pheebs? You know what?"
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"Or you could stick a fork in an apple."
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"So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?"
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"Uh, well, it's one of her favorites."
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""Riding the Storm Out: Coping With Postpartum Depression.""
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"Ahem. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him..."
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"...my baby you'll be."'"
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"Oh, wow!"
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"- Phoebe has prepared something. PHOEBE: That's right."
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"[SINGING] Emma"
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"Your name poses a dilemma"
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"No, of course not."
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"Um, "Sex and the Single Mother.""
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"- "Finding your G-spot." ALL: Oh, no, no, no!"
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"- After all, my parents died very young. - And my cholesterol's off the charts."
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"Ross, uh, don't forget to get a shot of Emma's cake."
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"You're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's."
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"Oh, my God, that place has the creamiest frosting."
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"Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes..."
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"They put my baby's face on a penis!"
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"Wait, you guys, this isn't funny, all right?"
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"If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!"
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"Uh... Is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?"
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"- Jack, look at this. - I know what you're thinking, Judy."
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"I don't even want it in my home. Don't touch it!"
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"I'm so confused!"
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"Well, while we're waiting, you could tape your message to Emma..."
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"...for her 18th birthday, huh? Okay?"
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"We used to be married."
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"But then we missed a weekend away together, and things kind of unraveled..."
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"- The last train leaves in a half-hour. - And I have a massage client soon."
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"I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute."
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"Oh, no, what happened?"
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"- If you're leaving, I'm definitely going. - Wait, if anybody gets to go, it's us!"
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"Joey, you're in charge, okay? You make sure nobody leaves."
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"Well, the rest of you get comfortable, okay..."
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"- Wait, there's a window in there. - Oh, no! He's not getting away that easy!"
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"CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!"
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"Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it."
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"- No, it did not. - No."
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"Jack's not allowed to drive at night anymore."
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"Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene."
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"- Anyway, it was lovely seeing you. - Okay."
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"I'm not gonna mess with Jack. He's a great man. He fought for our country."
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"[GASPS]"
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"- What audition? - The one I told you about last week."
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"What? You never said anything about an audition."
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"A monologue? I don't have a..."
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"I got it. Uh..."
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"- What? - What? Wait! You don't get to leave."
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"...only one of us has to stay with Emma."
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"Or we could flip a coin and multiply the answer..."
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"- Oh, yeah. - And Chandler and I get the dog."
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"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys."
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"- Okay. On your mark, get set, go! PHOEBE: Go! Go!"
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"What are you barking at?"
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"I bought you! How did I forget that that's all you do?"
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"Good job, Alan."
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"Well, our dog never crossed the finish line. So technically..."
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"They left."
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"Everybody left?"
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"- Rachel! - Oh, God, sorry!"
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"I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver."
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"- Emma's awake. - Yeah?"
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"I can't believe this."
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"Hey, maybe I can fix that. You know, try to turn it into something else."
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"...and everybody gathered around her cake, singing "Happy Birthday.""
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"And then we would all... Hey, get out of the road, you stupid student driver!"
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"And then I split this to make ears."
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"Some can sing, some can dance."
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"Game?"
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"Emma, do you even know it's your birthday today? You're 1."
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"There's no one around. Why don't we just take this one?"
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"- And head to Canada. - I was kidding."
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"I wasn't. Let's get going."
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"As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it'll be all right."
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"Okay."
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"Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs."
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"Oh, Emma, that's right. You're that many."
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"Oh, my God, our daughter's a genius."
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"- This means... - No! No science camp!"
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"- What's wrong? Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, nothing."
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"Go! Go, Alan! Run, you hairy bastard!"
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"That place in Vermont? You can take a hint."
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"- Yeah. - We're having a party."
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"- No. - No. It won't be her real birthday."
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"Come on, you guys, this is really important to us."
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"Sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away..."
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"I read about it in Maxim."
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"Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?"
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"Yeah, we want everyone to be there."
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"And, I mean, you know, you guys, this is a big deal."
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"...without her aunt and her uncle?"
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"And then he would draw a treasure map to help me find them all."
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"Aw, I love family traditions like that."
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"When Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday..."
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