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Clips from Eastbound & Down (2009) - Short (S02E02)

"- I think it's okay. - No."
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"You cocksucker. You betrayed me?"
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"Asshole."
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"I came here looking for guidance from you, instead you intentionally fucked me."
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"This is Soledad, my wife."
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"Have you ever climbed to the top of a mountain..."
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"Fuck."
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"It was wrong."
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"Goddamn it. "Just Mexico"? What kind of shit is this?"
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"Just know that if you want to cry..."
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"Thank you, Pop."
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"Tell me a story, Kenny."
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"Kenny, you cannot stay here."
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"Fifteen."
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"Thank you. All right."
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"A man ought to get a reward."
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"Well, first off on the tour, I'll show you my barn."
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"Ah, no harm, no foul, Pop."
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"Love the feel of the breeze on my dick."
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"These two are the bandidos."
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"...you know, except that it's on water."
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"Goddamn, that's impressive."
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"I'm not saying this from a personal experience. Just in general..."
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"They're in remote storage next to my grottos."
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"...and get some rest."
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"That your car?"
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"...unless of course yours is buried in one of these gopher holes. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Yeah, my getting-around-town ride is a Lambo..."
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"You have wings and a ship?"
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"You're fucking kidding, right?"
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"...or are we going to be going back for dinner?"
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"What are you making, a piñata penis pump?"
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"Well, unfortunately for you, all that shit ends today."
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"I'm gonna fuck you up."
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"That's cool. I mean..."
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"You know, when you first showed up, I gotta admit my first thought was:"
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"And my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit."
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"- So you're rich, huh? - Oh, yeah."
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"Here I am living with all these regrets..."
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"All right, house rules: No jerking each other off."
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"Um, I was just calling... I..."
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"...and seeing how well me and you are reconnecting..."
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"Now, don't do anything stupid."
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"- Oh. Casper. - Huh?"
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"Me and him are exactly the same except, you know, I have talent."
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"- Everything cool? - Yeah. No, I just thought I heard something."
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"It just kind of seems like if there was somebody in my life..."
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"...some awesome advice right now, it might help."
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"That woman can't make me do shit."
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"You're no angel. You think what you're doing down here is any different?"
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"If you want to stick around."
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"Getting high as hell in Mexico."
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"...only one of us has an assistant..."
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"Somebody I want you to meet."
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"She keeps me on time and I keep her moist in her underpants."
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"- Just post up? Okay. Okay. - Yeah."
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"- Uh, my pockets? - Other pocket."
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"on your asshole."
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"- Don't know. - They just left you in here alone..."
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"You know, I individually own the largest fleet of non-occupational ATVs..."
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"Man, our bond is just making so much sense to me now, man."
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"I think it's just more rude of Casper to not offer his bed to guests, but whatever."
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"- Heh. Says who? - It's beneath you."
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"I don't really got shit going on back in Copales."
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"...where we were just two outlaws that are just like friends and doing great..."
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"Look, I have never understood..."
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"What? I am obviously a man, sir."
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"Ha. Well, that's not what your pussy doctor says."
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"Love, love this. Love smoking weed..."
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"I could sit here and just talk about love all goddamn day."
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"Yeah, in time. I want answers first."
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"Ooh."
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"She blew my cover, huh?"
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"Now my bladder is el empty-o."
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"Well, it's hard to say, Stevie."
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"Now don't take it personally, son. It's just Mexico."
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"I know that it hurts a lot."
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"Not bad."
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"...doing some arts and crafts and shit?"
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