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Clips from Eastbound & Down (2009) - Short (S02E02)

"Oh, I have my resources."
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"This old thing? You bet your ass. I paid cash for the motherfucker."
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"Bought it with an advance that I was paid for this..."
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"I pretty much saved my pennies from my major league days."
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"I got so much income, I'm having to hide all the shit outside the house."
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"...or something and... - Who's the poon?"
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"His dead assistant."
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"After mastering the art of agriculture..."
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"...I've grown bored with it, hence its neglect."
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"This is my getting-around-town ride."
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"A little beat up but still a classic."
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"...but you already knew that."
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"That's why I have a plane and also a boat."
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"Keep an eye on the whip. Make sure none of the villagers try to fuck with it."
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"Oh."
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"He's rolling through Mexico with the Harlem Globetrotters."
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"Ha, ha. I'm just dicking with you, Kenny."
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"Yeah, he's my kid from up in the States."
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"I'm a professional baseball player. You probably have heard of me."
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"Who's this nerd?"
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"Casper don't talk much."
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"...honestly, I feel like most teens these days talk too much anyway. Heh."
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"Yeah, well, that one's your brother."
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"Yeah, y'all both came out of this old man's jizz."
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"Hey, how's the bonding going, big guy?"
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"- Maria? - No."
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"Bitch. You're out here talking to Maria?"
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"- I'm talking to my mom. - Fuck your mom."
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"- Got you. - Yeah, Stevie?"
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"Please don't make me put a time limit on all this emotional discovery."
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"- Good luck. - Be quiet. Thank you."
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"I'm just making some shit for my fucking house party next week."
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"Honestly, I can't say I blame you."
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"Seems like you've had things pretty good here..."
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"Casper, I'm not letting anything stand in the way of me bonding with that man..."
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"...do you understand me? - You wanna come to my party?"
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"This isn't over with me and you, dude."
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"Well, there you are. My two boys."
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"- I'd love to. - Let's go."
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"And how are all you fine people today?"
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"Everybody ready to have some fun?"
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"...unspoiled nature that is Mexico."
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"Well, all right."
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"You can take in the scenery or go for a swim if you like."
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"Also, Casper here is available..."
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"Take your pictures. Five bucks a pop."
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"Uh, cash only please. Thank you."
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"Maybe it's something in our blood that we can just get hard..."
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"...on a Jet Ski?"
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"Man, you got me there. I have not."
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"Goddamn, that would be awesome."
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"I'd like that. Yeah."
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"Whoo! Cheeseburger in paradise."
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"- How fucking badass is he? - Fuck, man."
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"Cheeseburgers in paradise."
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"It's been real nice having you here."
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"But you got your own money. I can relax around you."
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"- I bullshitted you, Pop. - What are you talking about?"
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"The love of my life married some other dude."
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"- You stole that Lambo? - Mm-hm."
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"Oh, Kenny."
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"We're family. I will not judge you."
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"...who I really trusted and they could give me..."
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"Yeah, maybe just tell me if I'm messing up by turning my back on baseball."
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"Oh, hell no. Kenny, you can't be running around..."
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"- You'll never get across the river. - So you're saying I did the right thing..."
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"You gotta trust in your feelings."
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"This makes so much sense."
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"- Fuck it. Ha, ha. - Fuck it."
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"This is my workspace and I don't want you spraying all over..."
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"Hey, thanks for showing us a good time today..."
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"...and I appreciate all that advice. I look forward to more tomorrow."
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"All right. Good night, son."
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"- Good night, Pop. - Good night, Mr. Powers."
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"...and a warm comfortable bed, and you insult the life..."
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"That's not what I'm saying."
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"Kenny, your dad is cool and all, but you're not like him."
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"I got a full day of outdoing Casper and bonding with my father."
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"Kenny, I have something to tell you and I am scared to tell you this, but..."
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"- I deserved it. - Yes, you did, Stevie."
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"And now I realize that what I did was not right."
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"I've found my place, Stevie."
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"I intend to enjoy myself."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- Ha-ha-ha. - Yup, this is the spot."
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"You gents ever hit this shit?"
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"Does the pope blow little kids? Ha-ha-ha."
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"Man, oh, man."
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"Just smoking herb and riding around on recreational vehicles."
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"I kind of feel like this is how I was always meant to live."
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"I've been doing a lot of soul-searching lately..."
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"Because I love you, Dad."
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"Nope it's not. Not for you to do it, it's not. Give that to me. Thank you."
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"- Oh, you're getting a little fucking paranoid? - Yeah."
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"Scared thinking the fucking cops are coming. Ha-ha-ha!"
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"I'm the one that made the call. Code name Emerald."
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"Emerald."
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"- Oh, shit! - Where do I go to pick up the bounty?"
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"- There is no bounty. - Oh, now that's bullshit."
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"Unbelievable!"
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"...you can and I will not judge you."
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"I'm more just fucking mad. I should have saw this coming."
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"Powers."
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"- I do paperwork. - Oh, you do?"
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"Hello, Kenny."
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"Soledad."
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"- You paid to have me freed? - Mm-hm."
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"Uh, could you pay to have me freed too?"
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"Why the fuck are you always trying to horn in on my moments?"
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"He's married to you and owns a successful ATV tour company."
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"- Yes, he is. - Goddamn it."
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"Well, where is he?"
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"He's in the car."
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"Just so you know..."
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"...I'm planning on leaving him."
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"Why are you shitting in the prison, Stevie?"
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"Stop looking at me shit! Stop it!"
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"...this shit wouldn't be happening."
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"Heh. Why? Because you wear the pants in the family and own the ATV company?"
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"Oh, fuck off!"
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