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Clips from Futurama - All the Presidents' Heads (S06E06)

"Hey, fry,"
Futurama
"I challenge president taft here to a pie-eating contest."
Futurama
"You're on, skinny."
Futurama
"I want me some Tennessee loopy juice!"
Futurama
"Or elbow."
Futurama
"No visitors. I'll lose my job."
Futurama
"Oh, boo-hoo, I'll lose my minimum wage job."
Futurama
"Listen here, young man."
Futurama
"but running out of beer."
Futurama
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Futurama
"So, you grow hemp."
Futurama
"Yes. And, uh, you do what with it?"
Futurama
"Manufacture paper, fabric, rope..."
Futurama
"Oh. Well, nice talking to you."
Futurama
"Why, I used to smoke about four feet of rope a day."
Futurama
"Let me give you my pager number."
Futurama
"Hey, Reagan, remember when you asked to see my family tree?"
Futurama
"The Farnsworths are a remarkable..."
Futurama
"Farnsworth?! That name is a stain on American history."
Futurama
"One of the worst traitors of the revolution was a Farnsworth."
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"David Farnsworth was a notorious British agent and counterfeiter."
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"He conspired to bring down our nation"
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"with his fraudulent currency!"
Futurama
"A Farnsworth did this?"
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"Hi. I'm Jerry."
Futurama
"I like movies."
Futurama
"He's over there, puking in the bushes."
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"No!"
Futurama
"Why are all these people standing around..."
Futurama
"When they should be partying?"
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"Zoidberg, no!"
Futurama
"Eh, not bad. A hint of vitalis and..."
Futurama
"I did a report on it for my drug-taking class."
Futurama
"and you're some kind of marvelous lobster-man."
Futurama
"Say, you got any real soup, or just this schlock?"
Futurama
"What a horrid bore."
Futurama
"Really? I'm gonna lick Herbert Hoover's head."
Futurama
"Lick the head!"
Futurama
"Whoa, a speakeasy!"
Futurama
"One prohibited beverage, please."
Futurama
"Dutch Schultz, come out with your bootleg whiskey."
Futurama
"It must have something to do with the jar fluid."
Futurama
"Aha!"
Futurama
"Dr. Cahill, do I detect a trace of opalescence?"
Futurama
"Very observant, Professor."
Futurama
"To preserve the heads, we use a rare form"
Futurama
"of powdered crystalline opal."
Futurama
"This is the world's entire supply."
Futurama
"It keeps the heads alive, but we don't know how."
Futurama
"Why did it give us those hallucinations?"
Futurama
"Because it didn't!"
Futurama
"Opal has unusual temporal properties."
Futurama
"Ergo, licking those heads actually sent us back in time"
Futurama
"to their original eras. Look!"
Futurama
"I've discovered a new means of time travel."
Futurama
"I'll call it the Farnsworth effect!"
Futurama
"by your nefarious ancestor David Farnsworth."
Futurama
"It will if we go back in time and stop him!"
Futurama
"Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!"
Futurama
"Also, when are we?"
Futurama
"68th and Broadway, colonial era."
Futurama
"By my calculations,"
Futurama
"this head trip will last at most 24 hours."
Futurama
"We need to stop that monster David Farnsworth!"
Futurama
"Look at the date on this newspaper."
Futurama
"April 17, 1775."
Futurama
"Say, on this exact date,"
Futurama
"the continental congress was meeting secretly in New York."
Futurama
"Maybe they can help us."
Futurama
"But they could be meeting anywhere."
Futurama
"What are we going to do, search building to building?"
Futurama
"We'll start with that one."
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"Nay!"
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"John hancock"
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"Yea! Yea!"
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"The yeas have it."
Futurama
"Our nation's official joke state shall be new Jersey."
Futurama
"Uh-oh."
Futurama
"Watch it, wiggy."
Futurama
"I ain't no stinking crock."
Futurama
"Uh... ever been to Peru?"
Futurama
"I'm from Peru."
Futurama
"We need help locating the treacherous forger"
Futurama
"who forged this forgery."
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"My word."
Futurama
"If these enter circulation,"
Futurama
"and with it, our chance at independence."
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"Only one man in the colonies"
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"Our good friend Ben Franklin!"
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"When he's not in Charlotte or Marybelle or Louisa."
Futurama
"I don't get it."
Futurama
"Oh! Why couldn't my disgraced ancestor"
Futurama
"have lived in the nascar era?"
Futurama
"I ain't no stinking steam engine!"
Futurama
"You may go, Louisa."
Futurama
"Now I get it."
Futurama
"Dr. Franklin, with all due respect"
Futurama
"to the brilliant inventor of the... stove,"
Futurama
"I must speak with you. Hmm?"
Futurama
"I'm looking for the scoundrel who made this."
Futurama
"Intricate filigree, satanic symbols."
Futurama
"Looks like one of mine."
Futurama
"But no, this is a fake!"
Futurama
"Duh. It says "colony of Maffachufetts"."
Futurama
"More like Taxachufetts."
Futurama
"Someone must have used my press"
Futurama
"while I was poking around in Charlotte."
Futurama
"Let's ask my apprentice, David Farnsworth."
Futurama
"I don't know, and I don't care."
Futurama
"A Massachusetts halfpenny?"
Futurama
"Probably fake, too."
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"Bender bit a poo penny. Bender bit a poo penny."
Futurama
"Where could Farnsworth have minted such a high quality fake?"
Futurama
"Not here. But, you know,"
Futurama
"I have a friend in Boston who's an expert silversmith."
Futurama
"They could be connected."
Futurama
"There's only like 40 people who do anything around here."
Futurama
"and bender kicked our horse to death."
Futurama
"Unless you have another invention up your sleeve."
Futurama
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