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Clips from Futurama - All the Presidents' Heads (S06E06)

"Good news, everyone."
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"Philo Farnsworth, inventor of television,"
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"and as a bonus, childhood obesity."
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"And here's Dean Farnsworth,"
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"Where is he, blasted?!"
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"And just recently, I learned of a modern-day Farnsworth"
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"Yup. It's exhausting,"
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"so I can stay awake for my night job."
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"You've got a surprising amount of algae"
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"I'm heading out to my night job."
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"Remember, no loud noise, no head bowling,"
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"and no parties, or it'll be your ass in a jar."
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"Man, this place is a snooze."
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"Sorry, guys. You know the rules."
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"No fun allowed."
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"Come on, you pansy! I'm thirsty!"
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"And I want loose women!"
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"All right, one small get-together,"
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"Ooh-wee!"
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"All manner of things."
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"I asked you to leave me alone."
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"Oh, dear! My good name is ruined!"
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"Hey, hey, lbj, you want to get drunk?"
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"The effects of jar juice"
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"aren't fully understood."
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"Hi, I'm Andy warhol,"
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"Right on."
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"Lick the head!"
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"I'm not a still. I just smell like one."
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"Uh, yeah-huh."
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"Ugh!"
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"Schlock and more schlock."
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"Psst. Is the coast clear?"
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"Button your yap, you mug."
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"but even this discovery won't undo the treachery wrought"
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"Oh!"
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"Rush hour."
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"Alexander Hamilton of New York, how say you?"
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"and John Adams of Massachusetts?"
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"Ah, 'tis just our new crock pot."
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"We'll see about that in five hours."
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"Halt! From whence comest thou, one-eyed maiden?"
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"Certainly not."
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"Clam up, founding fathers."
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"has a printing press fine enough to make these."
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"Uh-oh. Isn't Franklin in Philadelphia?"
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"I'm sure no one's ever said this before,"
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"but I must get to Philadelphia as quickly as possible!"
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"Dr. Franklin, your new steam engine is here."
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"Chicken's ready."
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"Mostly machine. Might be a couple of dead cats in there."
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"That's just how we print "s"s, you ftupid fhitheads."
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"Farnsworth?!"
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"The apprentice's suite is empty! He's gone!"
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"Let's find out!"
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"Bender, do you know what a chamber pot is?"
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"But Boston's 300 Miles away,"
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"We'll never get there in time."
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"Stupid Franklin."
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"I will get you!"
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"What are you looking at, you British bastards?"
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"Uh, wha...?"
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"You idiot. I'm not a Cannon."
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"Huh. I guess I am a Cannon."
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"I've saved the Farnsworth name."
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"and paddle the next swan boat the hell out of Boston."
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"Here you go. Thanks."
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"Say, where did you get that lantern?"
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"History needed that second lantern."
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"Bollocks, I got it, too."
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"Appears we've changed history too much."
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"or, America the dutiful."
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"North America, or west britannia"
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"Surprised the yanks at Lexington,"
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"proclaiming British rule forever."
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"by the name of David Farnsworth"
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"In gratitude, king George named Farnsworth a Duke"
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"Will my lord be returning"
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"to his massive land-holdings for luncheon?"
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"I know we're ladies-in-waiting,"
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"Rather nice, living under the crown and so forth."
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"Rather. Oh!"
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"Sounds most satisfactory."
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"America, and two parking spaces in Tokyo."
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"Where's me consort at?"
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"has provided service to the queen."
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"Stop him!"
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"He crowned me in the knickers and nicked me crown."
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"since we don't carry guns."
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"We've got to go back in time and set things straight."
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"He's from revolutionary times."
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"I killed George Washington,"
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"That time I left both lanterns in place."
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"And I hit Farnsworth much, much harder."
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"Perhaps too hard."
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"That's the first time anyone's spoken"
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"No."
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"Ta-da!"
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"developer of the Farnsworth test for colorblindness."
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"who invented the anti-senility truss."
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"That's you, Professor."
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"a proud and distinguished lineage."
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"Isn't he your distant Uncle?"
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"Very distant."
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"Not a true Farnsworth, mind you."
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"He's way over here on this filthy branch"
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"riddled with fungus and dung beetles."
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"What's with the 17 dung beetles?"
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"Well, it's 6:00."
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"Time to go clubbing!"
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"Guess I better head over to my night job."
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"You have a night job?"
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"but I need the extra money to buy coffee"
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"- But... - Got to go!"
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"in your beard, Mr. President."
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"Just sit still and let the algae-eater do its work."
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"Oh! Ow!"
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"Oh! Lay off my trademark mole!"
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"Hi, Lars."
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"I want to go to that museum!"
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