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Clips from South Park - Krazy Kripples (S07E07)

"but to people like me, it's hope."
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"What an inspiration!"
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"Tom, many celebrities have spoken out in protest of stem cell research,"
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"but after seeing this, how can they protest now?"
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"Stay clear, guys, stay clear."
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"Yup, I'm not saying anything."
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"Hey. Hey, I no want no trouble!"
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"Hello. We'd like two orders of Kung Pao chicken, please."
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"You just take what you want and leave!"
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"- Timmy! - Okay, okay!"
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"- I opening register. - Timmy!"
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"What's that? Oh, and one medium lemonade, please."
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"Timmy."
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"Here, here $112. It's all I have. Take!"
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"You take! $112!"
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"Are you sure?"
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"I no want no trouble. Just take it and leave!"
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"Look, Tim-Tim, we got a cash prize."
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"We must be the 100th customer or something."
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"I sorry! I sorry! I no want no trouble!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Hello, police? I just been robbed by two gang members."
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"Yo, mamsy. What's up, pops?"
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"Son, your mother and I have noticed a change in your behaviour,"
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"A what? Oh, you mean the fellas."
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"Well, sure, but I can't talk about the club"
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"on account of it's super secret, dawg."
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"I'm finally a part of something, very much."
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"Jimmy, those people you're hanging out with are no good."
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"Yo, don't be dissing my niggas, dawg."
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"They're my friends."
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"And what about your stand-up comedy, Jim? Huh?"
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"Are you just giving up on that, too?"
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"Nobody cared about my stand-up comedy!"
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"All that hard work, just to be outshined"
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"by Christopher Reeve, the super butthole."
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"Jimmy, we've told you before, God made you the way he did for a reason."
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"That's right. You were sent here through the vengeful and angry hand of God"
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"to teach your mother and I a lesson."
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"And that's a big responsibility, Son."
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"is the most important thing to me now."
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"And if you two don't like it,"
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"you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left."
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"Where is that delivery of new foetuses?"
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"Hello there, Christopher."
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"Well, well, Gene Hackman, my old nemesis from the movies!"
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"How are you?"
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"I'm better with each passing day, stronger and more agile."
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"Christopher, I've come to ask you to stop what you're doing."
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"What?"
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"You should leave nature alone."
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"And go back to the way I was?"
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"Is that what you're saying, Hackman?"
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"always being pushed around by others!"
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"From now on I am..."
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"Sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Holy guacamole!"
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"Freaking frijoles!"
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"Leaping langoustine."
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"East Side Bloods!"
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"Any word on who shot up me and Timmy's houses, Officers?"
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"You know, smart mouth, your rival gang."
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"The Bloods are at war with the Crips. They kill each other all the time."
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"Don't act like you don't know, you little punk!"
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"and if you stay in that gang, you're gonna end up dead, too."
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"But why do they hate each other?"
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"Look, kid, I used to be a Crip myself, but I'm not any more."
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"Oh, so you used stem cells like Christopher Reeve?"
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"Come on, the only way these kids are gonna get out of their gang"
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"is to get killed."
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"Sarah!"
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"Oh, boy, Timmy, we should have never started a gang"
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"for people crippled from birth."
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"Now they're at war with the people who were crippled in an accident."
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"Timmy."
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"Wow, we've got to do something, Timmy."
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"We've got to get the Crips and Bloods to stop fighting."
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"Wait a minute! I've got it! A lock-in at the rec centre."
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"We did it for our church once."
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"All we do is rent out the rec centre overnight."
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"and everyone has the whole night to play in the swimming pool"
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"You get all the Crips you can to the rec centre tomorrow night, Timmy,"
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"- and I'll try to get all the Bloods there. - Timmy!"
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"Tom, several years ago, actor Christopher Reeve"
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"had a horrible accident and was paralysed."
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"The irony, of course, was that the man who played Superman"
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"could no longer walk."
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"America watched in wonder as he managed to move one of his fingers,"
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"then his arms and now, seen for the first time on HBC,"
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"Christopher Reeve is going to lift a truck up over his head."
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"Oh, what a fighter."
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"That brave, brave man."
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"Tom, the irony is even more irony-y, as it appears that the stem cells"
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"have given Christopher Reeve almost superhuman strength."
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"Hello, Gene, so good to see you."
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"You're cured, Chris. It's time to stop using stem cells."
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"Stem cell research has made me stronger than I ever thought possible."
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"Why stop now?"
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"Tom, apparently Gene Hackman,"
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"the man who played Superman's enemy Lex Luthor in the movies,"
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"has now shown up as a celebrity protester of stem cell research."
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"If that isn't ironic, Tom, I don't know what is."
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"They're affecting your mind, Chris."
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"Stop me? Stop me?"
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"Great to see you all. What a terrific audience."
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"You sure you got everything you need, young man?"
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"We sure do. Thanks, Mr. Appleby."
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"Just remember to make sure the kids play safe in the pool area."
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"- You bet. - I'll be back at 7:00 to let you out."
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"Oh, we will."
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"- The Bloods! - Oh... It's a trap!"
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"Mother... Crips trying to smoke us all out!"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"We can use all the rec centre facilities."
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"We can play basketball, go swimming, or even just"
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"kick it in the lounge area with games and puzzles."
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"Timmy!"
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"But nobody can leave until 7:00 a. m."
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"So if you want to have a good time,"
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