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Clips from South Park - Krazy Kripples (S07E07)

"I know what most of you are thinking."
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"Wow, what a great audience."
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"I mean, come on."
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"and everyone went to see him."
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"I know who he is!"
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"But why is everyone ditching my comedy show to see him?"
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"Well, because I said I would."
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"I just flew into South Park."
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"Christopher Reeve! Whoop-dee freaking do!"
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"Dude, that's not cool."
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"stem cell research is critical"
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"than us that were born that way, very much?"
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"Move it, Kenny."
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"- Hey, there, fellas. - Oh, hey, Jimmy, hey, Timmy."
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"Say, would you guys like to join our club?"
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"No butthole Superman asswipe Christopher Reeve!"
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"and tell me I can't be in it!"
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"Sorry, able-body, you can't join."
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"Can, too!"
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"You know what you call an able-bodied guy on the doorstep?"
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"Whatever his name is."
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"- Oh, God damn it! - Cartman, just stay out of it."
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"Hello, Mr. McGillicuddy."
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"Hello, boys! What can I do for you?"
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"Boys, I don't think you want to wear these shirts."
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"You've never heard of them?"
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"with the help of stem cell research, is now able to move his arms."
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"that taking cells from a foetus is unethical."
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"See, the stem cells from a foetus like this one"
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"can form into whatever cells of the body are damaged."
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"Excuse me, sir, we're looking for a group of people called the Crips."
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"- You are? - Do you know where they meet?"
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"but nobody goes in there."
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"Timmy and I are both true crips, born and raised."
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"We're the only crips in South Park, where we live,"
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"We just have one question before we join your club."
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"Timmy!"
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"Down like a clown, Charlie..."
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"Say, Timmy, did you notice that all the crippled people"
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"in that club are Negroes?"
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"I mean, there's not one crippled coloured person in South Park."
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"Hey, you kids."
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"Look, Timmy, there's a convenience store."
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"Yo, yo, listen up, y'all."
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"- One night? - Yeah!"
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"You dawgs keep it real, too."
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"No need to worry about me."
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"Christopher Reeve, who was once paralysed,"
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"claims that he can now stand."
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"Thank you, everyone."
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"I no want no trouble!"
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"Well, gee, that's really nice of you, Mr. Chinese person."
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"Here, here, two order Kung Pao chicken and small ice tea."
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"Actually, it was a regular lemonade."
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"Here, lemonade. Now go! Just go!"
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"Gee, thanks a lot! See you next time!"
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"Jimmy? Jimmy, could you come into the kitchen, please?"
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"Have a seat, Jim. Your mother and I need to talk to you."
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"and we're worried that you might be involved in a gang."
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"Then it's true! Oh, Ryan, it's true!"
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"Why you be trippin', Mom? I mean, come on."
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"Right, because you and Mom used to make fun of crippled kids in high school."
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"Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret,"
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"Here's the new shipment, sir."
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"I'm good. And you?"
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"I'm saying that sometimes you need to just live"
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"with the cards you're dealt, Christopher."
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"That name no longer has meaning to me."
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"Christopher was someone who lived in a wheelchair,"
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"The old Christopher Reeve is dead!"
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"We're detectives Hyde and Richardson from the special gang unit in Denver."
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"The Bloods?"
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"They do?"
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"The Crips and Bloods hate each other,"
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"Boy, were we wrong."
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"I bet if we could just get them together... But how?"
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"They lock the doors so nobody can leave,"
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"- and laugh and talk. - Timmy!"
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"This is gonna be terrific!"
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"He's an inspiration to us all."
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"If you won't stop using stem cells, then we'll stop you."
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"You won't stop me, Hack Man!"
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"we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
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"Come on in, everybody, lots of surprises and treats inside."
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"You kids have a good time."
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"It's called a lock-in at the rec centre."
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"you're all just gonna have to learn to get along."
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"But the resilient actor fought back, struggled against all odds,"
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"and their hatred of all things good."
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"to once and for all find a way to"
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"Not so fast, Chris."
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"Your foetus sucking days are over!"
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"Hold it!"
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"I said, "I mean, come on. ""
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"Come on."
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"I guess we could at least give having fun together a try."
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"Yeah, that's right, come on."
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"Yeah, come on."
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"I told you, lock-in at the rec centre always works."
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"And you know, I've learned something, too."
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"because he got more attention than me."
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"Well, I guess we all learned that trying to get along"
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"Used to be Crips and Bloods didn't get along"
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"Thank you. Wow, what a terrific audience."
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""Hey, that guy stole my shoes. ""
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"And how about this Michael Jackson guy, huh?"
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"Wow, what a great audience."
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"Lights, please?"
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"Hey, Jimmy."
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"Butters, where is everybody?"
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"Oh, yeah, well, about that..."
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"Christopher Reeve came to town to do some kind of show,"
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"Christopher Reeve? Christopher Reeve!"
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"You know, Christopher Reeve, the guy who played Superman?"
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"Well, because he got crippled, but now he can move his fingers."
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"He's an inspiration to us all."
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"That's why everyone ditched on your show."
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"I'm a dork, huh?"
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"And so without further ado, here is the most courageous,"
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"most amazing man on the planet,"
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