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Clips from South Park - Krazy Kripples (S07E07)

"Christopher Reeve."
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"Thank you, thank you. Wow, what a great audience."
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"Used to be I didn't need an aeroplane!"
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"As most of you know,"
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"I am a strong supporter of stem cell research."
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"Say, fellas, thanks a lot for going to my comedy show!"
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"We didn't go to your comedy show."
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"I know that! I was being facetious!"
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"Well, dude, Christopher Reeve, dude."
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"Yeah, dude, not cool."
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"in the quest for helping"
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"the disabled."
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"I put together a comedy show, and I was crippled from birth!"
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"Guys, I think we'd better stay out of this one."
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"Yeah, this is starting to look like something"
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"we shouldn't be any part of."
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"Let's just go play with trucks or something."
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"Can you believe this asswipe, Timmy?"
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"Why is a celebrity who became crippled more important"
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"Timmy!"
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"In the coming days,"
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"that stem cell research is a miracle."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, you can't, you aren't crippled."
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"- What? - To be in our club,"
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"not only do you have to be crippled,"
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"but you have to have been born that way."
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"That's nice, guys. We're just gonna stay out of this one."
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"Hey, wait a minute, you guys can't just start a club"
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"Hey, Timmy, how many able-bodied people"
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"does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
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"One!"
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"But they say I can't be in their club!"
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"Cartman, trust me. We don't want any part in this one."
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"Timmy and I have made a T-shirt design for our new club."
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"We just came up with the name this morning!"
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"Why not?"
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"Well, because there already is a group that calls themselves the Crips,"
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"and I don't think they'd like it too much."
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"There's already a Crips?"
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"Well, sure, they're all over Five Points area in Denver."
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"No, we never have!"
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"Are they crippled from birth,"
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"or are they cripple wannabes like Christopher Reeve?"
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"I am staying out of this one."
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"Can you believe it, Timmy?"
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"All this time there was a group for truly crippled people like ourselves,"
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"Come on, we've got to take the bus to Five Points in Denver."
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"My guest tonight is the brilliant star of stage and screen,"
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"Mr. Christopher Reeve, who,"
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"Thanks for having me on again, Larry."
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"All right, Chris, the whole world is waiting."
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"Why don't you show us what stem cell research has done for you?"
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"Amazing. Isn't that amazing, folks?"
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"Now, Chris, there's some people who say stem cell research is wrong,"
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"about stem cell research."
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"They are the most powerful thing on the planet."
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"And how does someone like yourself"
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"And now you can see, my arms have better movement."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"We've already tried the rec centre and the library."
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"The Crips hang out in that old warehouse down there,"
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"It's okay, we're crips ourselves. Come on, Tim-Tim!"
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"Timmy!"
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"Well, hello, everyone!"
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"I'm Jim Swanson, and this is my friend Timmy."
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"Timmy!"
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"Timmy."
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"Well, let us tell you a little bit about ourselves."
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"and would love to join your fantastic Denver chapter."
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"Is they for real, man?"
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"Do you think it's better to be born a crip,"
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"or to become a crip later by accident?"
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"The only real Crips is born Crips, dawg!"
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"Yeah, you can't become a Crip by accident, fool!"
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"I agree. I mean, it's like, come on!"
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"Why do these people who become crips later in life"
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"think they are such great potatoes?"
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"So can we join your group?"
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"All right, you wanna thug with the Five Point Crips?"
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"Bitches, all you gotta do is pop some punk-ass Bloods."
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"Well, sure, Tim and I would love to pop some punk-ass Bloods."
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"We're terrific at it."
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"Timmy?"
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"I don't know, Timmy. Just play along."
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"So you saying you're down?"
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"Down like a Clown, Charlie..."
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"Timmy!"
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"That's an amazing coincidence."
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"We're going to pop some punk-ass Bloods."
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"Timmy!"
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"That must be what the fellas meant by, "Pop some punk-ass Bloods. ""
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"They want us to get them some soda pop and treats!"
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"Oh, Timmy!"
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"Let's buy them ginger ale and marshmallows."
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"Then they'll let us in the club for sure."
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"Oh..."
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"Sunday driver."
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"Let me tell you about my lil' Gs, Roller and Four-Legs, here."
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"They just smoked 13 Bloods in one night."
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"That ain't never been done before!"
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"And they got us marshmallows and ginger ale."
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"So does that mean we can join the club?"
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"You're not just in, you're the baddest mo-fo Crips in town."
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"C- Pop, turn up the beats,"
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"All right."
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"Wow, these guys really are crippled."
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"Timmy, I have a feeling this is the start of something wonderful."
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"Timmy!"
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"Thanks for the ride home, fellas! We sure had a terrific time."
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"All right, keep it real, lil' dawgs."
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"Well, that sure was a terrific time."
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"Let's go all around tomorrow and show everyone our new outfits, Timmy."
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"Timmy!"
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"There you are, Jimmy!"
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"What up, masey? Yo, pops!"
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"Jimmy, your mother was getting worried about you."
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"I'm cool like a fool in a swimming pool."
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"Tom, I'm standing out front of the stem cell research facility with terrific news."
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"To most people, this is just an ordinary foetus,"
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