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Clips from Happy Gilmore (1996)

"...but I can't believe he's playing after being hit by a car."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's the first time he's failed to outdrive McGavin."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore is in trouble if he can't hit the long ball."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy, look who's here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hey, up here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Incredible! Happy Gilmore wins the gold jacket."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"And I love you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Doug! It's impossible!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Apparently, he also has a short fuse. Look at the monster."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Can you stay? I had a rough day."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. They're excellent finger paintings."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You better pay up."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Whoa... must be Burt Reynolds or something."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My mama wouldn't let me. Said it was too dangerous."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Get off me!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Tap, tap, tap-a-roo."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Cheer up. Next week in Portland, the winner takes home $216,000."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I wish that goofy golf guy wasn't on top."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Whoa, look out."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So, I'm going to go change now."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Circular. Circle. With the music, the flow. All good things."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Yeah. Where did he finish again? Dead last? Yeah, he had a good day."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let's do it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"She is sweet. That's why I feel so terrible."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...this fresh, delicious, tasty..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What just happened, Happy?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Enough."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Then putt."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm going to miss you, pal."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Here's a free lesson."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...rules!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore has charged in the back nine..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Be still!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"We have to take the house."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"His bags are packed. He has his plane ticket."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All right, Happy..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's my puck, baby! Don't you ever touch my puck!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...number fifty-two... number sixteen..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Sorry about that."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Bitch."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What the hell?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You said if we got the money, we could buy it back."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Unbelievable!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Uh-oh. A little too much zip on that one."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Things just keep getting worse for Happy Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Believe me, I'm ready."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Chin up, Happy. Don't feel bad about me."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Mr. Gilmore, Virginia Venit. I'm P.R. Director of the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"How's that, uh, thing feeling?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Give me the stupid club."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But a 450-yard drive is impressive."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I love it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I can't see."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's afraid you'll steal his thunder."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is the last time."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...Terry O'Reilly, "The Tasmanian Devil"."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That kid stole my party blower."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...a janitor..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"After the funeral, I was sent to live with my grandma in Waterbury."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"At least ten times."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I knew the guy working there, so we got extra meatballs."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Coach, what's going on? What about me?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But one day my boss, Mr. Larson, got in the way."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Well, better luck next year."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You think you're better than me?!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Most of the time, I was quick to say I was sorry."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I just yell 'cause I get so scared."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Why don't you come back upstairs, honey?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Sit tight. I'll be right over."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're not going for good, are you?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Please don't go."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Dad took me to games to see our favorite player..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but you're not any good."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I want to kiss you all over"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I want to kiss you all over"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You know Happy will make everything okay."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I hope you brought your bathing suit."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Grandma, you could come live with me."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Here, eat that! Leave us alone!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What a shot."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Anyway, those jobs weren't for me."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'll bring furniture from my place. We'll be okay."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's not like I'm taking her stuff over to my place."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good! Get the hell out of my life! Who needs you? Beat it!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, dear."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Twenty bucks says you can't."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Have a nice afternoon."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Listen, I will get that $270,000 and get your house back."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"She got hit by a car. She's dead."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Yeah, right, I'll see you there."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's in the hips."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's real good."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't worry about it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, my God!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"How often do you play?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I've never seen anyone..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You know what I mean?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm sorry. Because you're black?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I thought you were pro material, primed for the big bucks."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What happened?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But I tore one of that bastard's eyes out. Look at that."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Step right up, folks!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good morning, everyone."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...Sports Illustrated said I would be the next Arnold Palmer."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Probably the best I'll hit all day."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Damn it!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You got to give that up and concentrate on golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's all in the hips. All in the hips."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What should I do then?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Time!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...and make sure I don't do anything stupid?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Whoa, you're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
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