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Clips from Happy Gilmore (1996)

"I wasn't really the greatest skater."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But that didn't keep my dad from teaching me..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...the secret of making a great slap shot."
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"My dad worshipped hockey. My mom didn't."
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"So she moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles."
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"He wasn't a big guy, but he feared nobody, just like me."
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"Handsome fellow, huh? He said when I grew up, I could be anything."
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"But all I ever wanted to be was a hockey player."
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"My childhood was going great, but life is full of surprises."
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"I was nervous, since I didn't know her that well."
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"After my dad died, I developed a short fuse."
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"Instead of asking for it back, I hit him in the head repeatedly..."
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"Years later, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records..."
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"...most time spent in a penalty box..."
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"...and I was the only guy to ever try to stab someone with his skates."
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"After I graduated, I had a lot of different jobs."
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"I was a road worker..."
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"...a security guard..."
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"...a gas station attendant..."
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"...and a plumber."
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"Lately, I've been working construction. It's not bad."
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"I'm a good shot with a nail gun."
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"He got in a few lucky punches, but I feel I won the fight."
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"Is that Gilmore again? How many times has he tried out?"
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"It that goal regulation size or what?!"
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"Number one..."
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"They saw my power. They won't dog me this year."
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"...number nine..."
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"...and number forty-three. The rest of you..."
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"...better luck next year."
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"No, you didn't."
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"That wasn't very nice!"
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"Where you going? I got Subway."
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"I already ate."
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"Great. I got to run."
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"- When will you be back? - Never."
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"Terry, wait!"
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"Wait! Hold on a second, babe."
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"I am good! You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher!"
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"I saw the finger paintings you bring home... they suck!"
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"I'm not spending the rest of my life with a loser."
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"I'm gone."
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"Scared of being a nobody."
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"I'll give you the old smoochy-smoo kissy-wissy."
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"And over and again"
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"Till the night closes in"
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"Hey, you don't want breakfast?"
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"Put that down! It's my grandmother's!"
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"Cut it out, kid. We're just doing our job."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Your grandmother hasn't paid taxes in 10 years."
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"I would have, but I didn't have any money."
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"Where are you taking her stuff?"
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"I'm not taking her stuff, the government is."
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"But she's an old lady. Look at her. She's old."
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"You can't just take her stuff. She's too old."
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"I'm sorry. I have no discretion. Her stuff is now our stuff."
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"Well, at least we got the house."
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"Now you'll really be mad. I'm taking the house, too."
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"My grandfather built this house with his bare hands."
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"My grandma's been here over 60 years. You can't take her house."
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"He hates me."
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"Look at this place."
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"Silver Acres Rest Home. It looks more like a country club."
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"Nice grass, nice people."
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"You're going to make friends in no time."
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"Mister!"
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"Get me out of here!!!"
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"Nonsense, dear. You're a grown man."
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"I wouldn't burden you like that and that's final."
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"Tell me, how is that nice girlfriend of yours?"
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"I promise."
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"Oh, sure."
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"In the meantime, just stay here and have some fun."
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"I will, dear. Don't worry."
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"Pardon me, but it's nap time."
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"Nap time... that sounds nice."
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"- You go. - I love you."
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"I love you, too, darling."
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"Buddy, do me a favor. You see that lady?"
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"She's very important to me."
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"I want you to take extra special care of her."
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"Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep."
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"You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up."
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"Go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."
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"Bet you I can hit a ball past that tree."
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"Morons, I told you I want to watch the hockey game."
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"Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up."
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"Oh, relax."
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"You can enjoy your grandma's possessions for another half hour."
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"Oh, you got a hold of that one!"
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"- You try it. - It's not as easy as it looks."
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"Sorry, ladies. I'm not the golfing type."
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"You hit a ball past my ball..."
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"...we'll finish work so you can watch your hockey game."
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"Look at this stupid thing."
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"This will be hilarious. Look how he's standing."
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"You like that?"
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"Holy shit."
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"That house is 400 yards away."
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"Is that good?"
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"- That's unbelievable. - Beginner's luck."
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"Bring it on."
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"You boys are going to pay for that..."
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"- You hit him! - He shouldn't have been standing there."
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"One more time. Double or nothing."
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"Oops. Maybe we should get back inside."
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"You made a bet. Pay the man."
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"Thanks. Tell your friends."
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"That's great."
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"Very good."
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"Bend your knees. Remember, it's in the hips. You're doing great."
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"Fifty bucks I can hit it over the highway."
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"So long, sucker."
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"This is my first time."
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"You should play in the Waterbury Open tomorrow."
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"He's going to play."
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"And, by God, he's going to win."
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"Mister, you need a helmet."
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"God, that hurt, but I'm okay."
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