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Clips from Happy Gilmore (1996)

"What do you think?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I love it. He looks so handsome. And it makes me hungry."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"They gave me a card that gives us free Subway for life."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's lovely."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let's go get your house back."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Bidding will start at $100,000. Do I hear 100?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is the exciting part. Have fun."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Look at all these people. What's going on, Happy?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"They're auctioning it off."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Maybe not. Two seventy-five!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Two seventy-five. And three."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Go wait in the car, Grandma."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You touch me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You off the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Quit, and the house is yours."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No way. Happy, come here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's right. I don't belong in golf. I'm a hockey player."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- What team do you play for? - Easy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Face it, Happy. You are a golfer."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I did this to get Grandma's house back. Now I can. No regrets."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What do you think she wants more... to get her house back or see you succeed?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Maybe she can have both. Hey, Shooter."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"The Tour Championship is next week."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If I beat you, I get the house. You beat me, I'll quit."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're going to beat me? At golf?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're on."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That was great. I know you will kick his ass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That makes one of us."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Take care of Grandma. I'll walk from here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- Where are you going? - To learn to play golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm stupid, you're smart."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I was wrong, you were right."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're the best, I'm the worst."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're very good-looking, I'm not attractive."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Okay, as long as you're willing to admit that. Now..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...are you ready to work and do what I tell you?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm sorry. Here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't get excited. I've been here before."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is embarrassing. I'm a professional golfer, for God's sake."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just line up the putt. Don't even look at the hole."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Aim for a spot six inches in front of the hole. Line up with that."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's laughing, having fun."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I hate that clown."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're gonna die, clown!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Come with me, Happy. Come on!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Remember, this isn't hockey."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You don't play with raw emotion. You can't putt angry."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You must clear your mind of everything else and stay focused."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy place."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Your happy place."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm really proud of you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I got something special for you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Thanks, Chubbs."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's the putter I used when I played... slightly modified, of course."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You got the spirit of a hockey player in you, so I figured... why fight it?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If not for you, none of this would have happened..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Open it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, man."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Remember the 'gator that got your hand?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I got his head."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"First my dad and now Chubbs."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Anyone I get close to, dies. If I were you, I'd run."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I guess that alligator finally finished the job."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just remember what he taught you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Beat it, McGavin."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You want to beat him? Beat him on the course."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"but in the minds of the spectators, there are only two."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Tour kingpin Shooter McGavin..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Wouldn't you know it? They've been paired together."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You know the bedroom next to the stairs?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm turning it into my trophy room."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It just may not be big enough."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All right."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let me show you how we do it in the pros."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Somebody's closer."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But the big surprise is young Happy Gilmore..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Playing like he really wants that jacket."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore answers back with a birdie."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He is now tied with Happy Gilmore!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hold it, hold it, hold it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I didn't see that. Did it go in? I wasn't watching."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"At the end of day three, Happy Gilmore has the lead."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Shooter! It's great to hear from you!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Want to go to Sizzler and get some grub?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This call is about business. I need you here in the morning."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's the final day of the Tour Championship..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Is this a changing of the guard? We'll know in 18 short holes."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy is really on today."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"There he is."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Are you okay?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You have no serious injuries. Just keep off your feet for a few days."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Forget it. I have to finish."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- Are you okay? - I'm fine."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You must be careful with your health."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I knew Happy Gilmore was tough..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let's hope it doesn't affect his game."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Well, well, well. Happy Gilmore is human after all."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...of winning today, he must do it on the green."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He has to focus now. He has to save this one for par."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That bogey drops him out of the lead."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If he wants to stay in this thing..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't worry about your grandma. She can live with me... be my maid."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Look at the cabbage he's in now."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
""Go to a happy place.""
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"God!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This looks like the end for Happy Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Shooter now has a commanding lead."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Grandma."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I stink. I'm not going to win."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't worry, sweetheart. The house isn't important. It's just a house."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Stop fraternizing with the help, Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hi, Grandma."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Forget him. I just want you to be happy, darling."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All right, Grandma."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"To live"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"A kiss for luck and we're on our way"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
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