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Clips from Happy Gilmore (1996)

"You won't be around long enough to do that if you don't behave."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What do you mean by "behave"?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No swearing, no throwing clubs..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...and especially no hitting other players."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You can have fun."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I will work on what you call behaving. But I won't act like a stiff."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Fine. Thank you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hey, um..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...you want to get some food?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No, thanks. I don't date golfers."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good. I'm a hockey player."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just behave, okay?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't be alarmed, Mr. Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I know we had our problems, but I'm proud of you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's good to see you again."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Terrific. The nail comes out next week."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's not possible, sir."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I beg to differ."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hey, Shooter, you forgot your nine iron."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"A large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...who's attracting all types to this course. I even saw one guy..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...wearing one of those beer-dispensing helmets."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is a biggie, pal. I got to make some real money."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No, you think that 'cause you only got one shoe on."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, yeah."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore from nine feet."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Here comes the putter throw."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Wait. He's restrained himself. Maybe this is a new Happy Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Another tournament here in Dallas, and Shooter McGavin wins again."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That son of a bitch!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Give me my ball! Give it here! Cough it up, you dirty bastard!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You have one eye."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You took his hand."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That Happy Gilmore is a real crack-up. He's a hoot!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's bringing in some big crowds."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Today, one of his fans mooned me. He had "HAPPY" written on his ass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I love what he's doing for golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This man is destroying golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"How can I chip with that going on?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's a disgrace to the game!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So we'll get the house back?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"As long as I don't place last the next two times..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...we'll get the money in time."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's wonderful, Happy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"We should go on that date. I've been pretty good lately."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh? I hear you broke a rake and threw it in the woods."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I put it in the woods because it's made of wood..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...and he should be with his family."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"At least I didn't punch anyone."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Slow down. I don't want to be more than friends."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Fit you okay?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Can we get a little time here?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"For Happy Gilmore, anything."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You played ice hockey?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This song reminds me of seventh grade."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's kind of weird."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"She took me to see this movie."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I had the biggest crush on Brooke Shields."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But it was in my grandmother's handwriting."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Why?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You can tell me."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"She's stuck in a nursing home. The IRS repossessed her house."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's awful."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Yeah."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Now, if you get that puck in the net over there..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My love, my love, my love"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My endless love"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hello, Happy. I'm Bob Barker."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's funny. Who am I really playing with?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"In a Pro-Am, each golfer plays with a celebrity."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Nick Faldo and I won last year. I'd like to win this year."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'll do my best."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You suck, you jackass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Shut the hell up."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'd love to punch that guy in the face, but I'd get in trouble."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You get this on "Let's Make A Deal"?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, yeah. Sorry."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It happens. Let's play some golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"The club went further than the ball."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What was that all about?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's just that it's rainy and that guy... It just slipped."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just the way you never got into the NHL, you jackass!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You will not make this putt, you jackass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...nice and easy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That was not nice and easy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What's driving me crazy is you not getting the ball in the hole."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You should be working at the snack bar, not playing golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Relax, Bob."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"There is no way you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I think you've had enough."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Instead of hitting you, he hits Bob Barker."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So, see you at the next tournament?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Some other time."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I thought we were friends."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"There you are."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore, come on down!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Thank you, Shooter. Sit down."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So you got in a fight with a game show host on national TV."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is not hockey, no matter how much you want it to be."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I know that and I'm sorry."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...giving me crap. It took all I had not to hit him."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So you head-butt Bob Barker? Who won that fight, anyway?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"The board has done the following:"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- What?! I got to play! - What?! Kick him off the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"The board thinks that might be extreme..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My grandmother's house got repossessed."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If I don't win more prize money, they'll sell it to someone else."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Whoop-dee-doo. Get out."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But you've made a lot of money. You could buy her a nice condo."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My grandfather didn't build any condos with his bare hands."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Damn it, I hate that Bob Barker."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"There must be another way to get the $50,000."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I don't want to talk about it. I failed, okay?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a bit happy..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...Cold Cut Combo. I eat three every day just to keep me strong."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
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