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Clips from Happy Gilmore (1996)

"Mr. Gilmore! Toidy's to the right, dear."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Grandma is quite a quilter."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's a tremendous trophy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Looks like everyone's having fun here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's lovely."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You know what else is lovely?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If I can beat those other guys... we'll get the house back."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, thank God! I can't stand to live in this place another minute!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I thought you liked it here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That orderly is nice. Don't you like him?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let the kid fix it for you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Get the little twisty knobs."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That ain't doing it. Okay."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Mister! Mister!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Get this off of me! Mister!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'll be right down!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Norman spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Come on, that was funny."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- It was the first time I heard it. - Drink up."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Anyone tapped the keg yet? I'll pump. I'm Happy Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I heard about the ace you had on a par four. Impressive."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You heard about that?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Cool. That's a nice jacket."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You get one if you win the Tour Championship."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, yeah? What's that?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Only the biggest tournament of the year."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, really? Where's yours?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Not if I have anything to do with it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If you're free, join us at 9:00 on the ninth green."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- What happens there? - Secret of the pros."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm out of here. I hear the Asteroids machine calling my name. Peace."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"And, Happy... dress nice, huh?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All right, all right."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Public relations lady, you seen Shooter McGavin?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Let me guess... the ninth green at nine trick."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It would appear so."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But if you beat him up, I'll have to explain to the papers..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...why the new guy beat up Shooter McGavin. More work for me."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I don't want to do that."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Forget about Shooter. He's just threatened by you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My girlfriend's dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hello. I'm Verne Lundquist, with Jack Beard."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...for the 22nd annual AT&T Invitational."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's just trying to make some money. Leave him alone."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"The real favorite is Portland. Every time I visit, it's harder to leave."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Must be something in the water. Well, time to play golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good luck."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Name?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"On the Pro Tour, you provide your own."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Okay."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Easy with those clubs. They're antiques."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Gary Potter. Great to have you on the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I feel a lot of solid energy coming out of you. Good positive aura."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Yeah, a lot of pressure. Rise above it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Harness in the good energy, block out the bad."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Harness energy, block bad."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Feel the flow, Happy. It's circular."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You get on the horse. It goes up, down and around."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Okay. Well, great. Thanks. Nice to meet you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Psycho."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Next to tee off, Happy Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Sorry."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Psycho."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Like that, baby?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Use a five iron."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You think so? Give me my wedge."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...with his huge drives and bizarre behavior."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's on the 17th green right now, having trouble closing out his day."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy, the ball has its own energy or life force, if you will."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Its natural environment is in the hole."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Bring him to the airport."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Send him home."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Send him home. I'll send him home."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's your home! Are you too good for your home?! Answer me!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Suck my white ass, ball!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Draft a press release stating Gilmore is being thrown off the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're right... his behavior is completely unacceptable."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But golf has been waiting for a player like this."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"A colorful, emotional, working class hero."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I will not tolerate this behavior. Gilmore is gone."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"They're deluged with calls from people who want to see Happy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- They sold out. - Already?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I know he's a little rough. Let me work with him."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Okay. Fine. But he's your responsibility."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"And any more of this..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...and he's gone."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Shooter! Shooter!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What do you think of Happy Gilmore?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I didn't see him play. I was too busy winning."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Did he really make a 450-yard ace?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Where's my check?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"We mail them next week."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I want mine now."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He got one. Give me one of them big ones, I don't care."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Give me a beer, pal."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Put that on my tab."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You were the talk of the tournament, Gilmore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Wow, thanks a lot."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You sure crush the ball at the tee. You'd do well in a long-drive contest."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You'd make good money, traveling, hustling at driving ranges."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...and I don't like it. So just shut your trap before I put my foot in it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't turn your back on me. Listen, this is Shooter's tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I worked hard, paid my dues... now it's Shooter's turn."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Did you call me a freak?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'd like to see you try."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I meant at golf."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I was looking for the other half of this bottle."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, there's some of it right there."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- Why don't you put it down? - I know."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Why don't I go eat some hay?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What do you say?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Calm down or you'll get kicked off the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"- That can't happen. - It can, and I don't want it to."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You could be a big star."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I just want to make some money."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
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