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Clips from Happy Gilmore (1996)

"What the hell are you doing?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Cut that out. You're making me sick."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So you're a hockey player."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You don't know who I am, do you?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"No, I don't."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Back in 1965..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I wasn't allowed to play pro anymore."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hell, no. An alligator bit my hand off."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Tournament in Florida. My ball went down by a lake."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Damn alligator just popped up! Cut me down in my prime."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...who can hit the ball half as far as you. You got real talent."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's nice of you to say, but I trained all my life to play hockey."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Golf is no different... requires talent, self-discipline."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Talk to my neighbor... a great golfer. Huge ass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I bet your neighbor can't drive the ball 400 yards."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I bet your neighbor doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"How would I do that?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You win the Open tomorrow, you're on the Pro Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Then, who knows? Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Get that gold jacket I never got."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Gold jacket, green jacket... who cares?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't worry. It's made of wood... real sturdy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It was good to meet you, but, uh..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm out of here."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is not real smart, kid."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...what kind of big bucks?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Stupid golf clubs. Why the hell am I doing this?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good morning!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Isn't this great? Blue skies, fresh-cut grass, birds chirping."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You going to recite me a poem? Geez, you love this golf stuff."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"A guy your size... why not play a real sport, like football?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Yeah, good call."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hey, who's that?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I'm Virginia Venit, Director of Public Relations for the Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Of course. I've heard you've done some really interesting things."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Right now I'm working on a promotion..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Sure."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, miss?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Diet."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Right."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hey, thanks for dressing up."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"If I wore clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Welcome to the Waterbury Open. Before we begin, I have a treat for you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Ladies and gentlemen, Shooter McGavin."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Thank you, Doug. I saw Doug play yesterday."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...today's winner will be invited to join the Pro Tour."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...all of you are now my friends."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Thank you. Now go get 'em!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Next up: Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore... Happy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Where you taking those clubs, punk?!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Sorry. I'll carry these."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"They're my grandfather's. They're pretty old."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Mr. Gilmore, Mr. Lafferty is teeing off now."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Okay. Good luck, buddy."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Get out of the way."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Where were you that time, dipshit?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Mr. Gilmore, you're up."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Relax. Do what we discussed. Don't look at the green."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Hit the ball. There's no goalie anywhere to block it."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's all in the hips."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just easing the tension. Just easing the tension."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Well, ease it on someone else."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Oh, yeah. Putting."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Remember what I said."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Use your shoulders to push the ball, not the arms."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't break the wrist."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Is he kidding?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"This is pathetic."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's about time."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"True. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I wanted to, but I couldn't."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That was much easier than putting. I should try and do that every time."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He got a hole in one on a par four."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"A guy who can drive the ball that far... he could really draw a crowd."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So could a golfer with an arm growing out of his ass."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Now, you make this one in four or less shots..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Four shots."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Think of it this way. The other team has pulled their goalie."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"It's wide open. All you have to do is tap it in."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't worry. You're doing fine."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All you have to do is tap it in. Just tap it in."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Just tap it in."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"All right!"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"He's going to be on the Tour. Super."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"That's cute."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Congratulations."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I saw that hole in one on a par four. That must be a record."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I got a hockey record."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I tried to stab someone with my skate. Nobody else ever did that."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I am a bit bummed. I thought we got money for this."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"$2,400."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"So no matter what, I'll get some money."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Yeah. Well, I'll see you next week then."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Maybe I'll put a hockey guy on instead."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Happy, shut your trap."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"But not that great. A lot of that was luck."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Some might call it luck. I like to call it..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...well, luck, I guess. So what?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't join the Pro Tour yet."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"We got work to do before you go against professionals."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't be a fool! People would kill to hit the long ball like you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You got an advantage over any other golfer."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"By developing the rest of your game..."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"...you'd be unstoppable."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"You're right, but I need money."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Don't be an asshole. Give me six months. I'll work with you every day."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Marty, shut up and I'll tell you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"The price is $200 per quilt."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Well, this is handmade quality shit."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"When do you need them by? Okay."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good doing business with you."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Okay, everyone. Turn up your volumes. Announcement."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Good news... arts and crafts time is extended 4 hours."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My fingers hurt."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"What's that?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"My fingers hurt."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"Anyone else's fingers hurt?"
Happy Gilmore (1996)
"I didn't think so."
Happy Gilmore (1996)
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