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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Light Bulb (S01E01)

"Well, nosy, I start my shift at my job at 9:30,"
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"so it's easy for me to drop him off before that"
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"and go straight to work instead of going home or whatever."
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"Right, right."
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"Can I get some rhinestones that say,"
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""I'm not afraid of awkward interactions"?"
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"Literally or metaphorically?"
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"'Cause I can do that design. It'll just be $50 extra."
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"Fifty --"
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"Well, I hear what you're saying, um, Amber."
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"Y-Your son needs to be at school at 8:00."
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"He's missing a lot of vital learning."
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"Word? I thought y'all just be playing with blocks and stuff."
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"No. This isn't daycare. By the time he comes in,"
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"we're already working on primary reading and math."
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"He's always struggling to keep up."
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"Oh."
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"I didn't know that."
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"Yeah, I would hate for him"
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"to fall behind and have to retake the grade."
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"I don't want that, but that's as much up to you"
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"as it is up to me."
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"I get you."
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"I don't want him to fall behind."
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"He's a smart kid."
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"Very."
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"Okay."
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"I'll bring him at 8:00 from now on."
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"BARBARA: (clears throat)"
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"It's kinda nice."
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"Word."
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"- Ooh. - What in the -- What's going on?"
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"- What in the world? - It's so hot! I'm gonna frizz!"
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"- (gasps) - Janine, what did you do?!"
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"Lookin' like who shot John."
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"Barbara, look, I know you told me to let it go, but I couldn't."
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"Jacob helped me open the breaker."
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"It was a chance to support a strong Black woman."
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"The breaker?! Janine! You can't do this stuff!"
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"What had you come to work today and lose your mind?"
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"Look, I -- I just have --"
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"- Oh. Ooh. Okay. - I feel lightheaded."
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"- Are you okay? - Did you eat today?"
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"Because I know you didn't have lunch."
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"JACOB: And you didn't have any breakfast."
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"Okay. We're losing her. Do I have your consent to slap you?"
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"- Oh! - There she goes. She's out."
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"- Um... - Y'all feel this heat?"
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"Oh, my God! She pale like a zombie!"
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"You know, they eat the hottest people first."
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"Let me back my tasty ass up."
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"Okay, I'm gonna get some water out of the fridge."
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"Uh, hopefully it's still cold!"
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"Oh, my God! My branzino! Barb, excuse me!"
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"I'll be back! She'll be okay!"
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"(children shouting playfully in distance)"
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"(exhales sharply)"
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"Where's my class? Is -- Is everyone okay?"
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"Obviously, everyone's not okay."
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"You're in the nurse's office."
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"But everybody else is fine."
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"(children squealing and laughing)"
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"(squealing and laughter continue)"
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"MELISSA: He used him as a shield. Did you see that?"
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"They are so happy."
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"He's climbing again."
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"Oh, look who's back in the land of the living."
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"Who opened the fire hydrant?"
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"Well, as Melissa would say, snitches get stitches."
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"That is correct, but I am not talking to you"
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"on account of you killing my branzino."
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"(clears throat)"
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"BARBARA: Ooh. What's going on here?"
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"So that's it, huh? I, uh, gave it my all,"
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"passed out, and ruined the school day?"
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"Oh, you tanked. You tanked, Janine."
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"You took the whole school down with you. It was impressive."
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"Look. I know. I should've stopped."
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"I'm sorry. I just felt so bad"
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"when I saw that look on Melina's face this morning."
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"You don't think it kills us to see those faces in the morning?"
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"What, are we made of stone?"
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"You're not the first person to feel things, kid. We care."
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"How do you and Barbara stop yourselves from caring too much,"
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"if that's a thing?"
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"Because it's the opposite."
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"We care so much, we refuse to burn out."
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"If we burn out, who's here for these kids?"
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"That's why you gotta take care of yourself."
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"What is with you today, anyway?"
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"You -- You're normally bananas, but..."
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"I don't know. Just some stuff at home, I think."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"See, that's the other thing me and Barbara learned."
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"All that at-home stuff -- you gotta --"
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"(clicks tongue) -- leave it right at that door."
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"Otherwise, you open up a whole nother"
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"Panera's box of problems."
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"I think you mean Pandora's box."
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"No, I'm pretty sure it's Panera's box."
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"(children squealing and laughing)"
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"Thank you for your help earlier, Mrs. Howard."
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"I feel like a better communicator."
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"Mm."
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"Well, if you're gonna keep doing this job,"
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"awkward interactions come with it,"
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"so you've got to learn how to say what you need"
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"to get what you want."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, Jaden, don't drink that."
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"- Mnh-mnh. - Don't drink that. No."
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"TARIQ: Hey, I'm not here right now. Leave a message after the beat."
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"(beatboxing) This Tariq ♪"
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"-(beep) - Hey, Tariq. Um, listen."
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"You need to look at the budget tonight."
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"No more waiting. No more practicing."
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"Tonight."
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"(knock on door)"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Hey. - Have you eaten?"
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