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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Light Bulb (S01E01)

"BARBARA: (laughs) JIM: Wouldn't want to see that"
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"- Ten seconds! - Ooh. All right."
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"(Action News theme song plays)"
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"Ooh."
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"- Ah. - Oh, we love Action News."
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"We get in early just to watch it."
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"It just calms you down after wanting to take a wrench"
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"to someone's side mirror in traffic."
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"But the Philadelphia region continues to suffer"
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"temperatures in the mid-90s"
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"with the heat index approaching 100..."
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"Now, I'm a proud, married, Christian woman,"
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"and I love my husband."
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"But there's something about that Jim Gardner."
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"That non-regional diction."
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"JIM: We haven't seen anything like this..."
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"JACOB: It is so important to support and acknowledge"
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"local journalism, okay? There's no agenda here."
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"This is -- This is on the ground, in the streets,"
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"powerful stuff."
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"- dog in traffic. - Yes, Jim."
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"I like the news, because that's when I can say"
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"whatever I want and nobody asks any questions."
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"Taking a personal day. Going fishing with my friends."
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"Anyways, toilet paper's in the closet."
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"I saw Jim Gardner once, at the Chipotle."
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"Ooh, he ordered a bowl so handsomely."
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"♪"
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"(rapping) ♪ I be in and out of town with my bros ♪"
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"Still wylin' on these hoes ♪"
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"- They the cons, we the pros ♪ - Tariq, oh, my God."
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"That's -- That's it. That's a little sample."
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"That is so good. And you recorded that last night?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Did it in like 15 minutes."
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"- It's nothing. - Wow."
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"- Yeah. Super fast. - Wow."
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"Tariq is my boyfriend of over 10 years,"
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"and he's been a music artist since we were in high school."
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"Clearly, he's very, very good."
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"Um, all of his TikToks go viral,"
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"which nowadays, is the true mark of a great musician."
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"I'll be home kinda late tonight 'cause I got a show."
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"I sold out the King's Lounge."
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"- Stop. - Yeah."
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"- Oh, my goodness! - Yeah."
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"- I'm so proud of you! - Thank you."
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"- Maybe I could come. - Oh, no, no, no."
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"You can't come, 'cause they got a strict capacity thing."
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"- And it's 15 people. - Oh."
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"So if you come, then it's 16,"
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"and then it's a fire hazard, and then they shut it down."
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"But look. You wanna do dinner tonight?"
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"I'll be home around 10. I'll bring you Bahama Breeze."
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"- That is my favorite. - I know. I know."
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"- That's my favorite! Okay. - I know. Yeah."
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"- All right. - All right, baby."
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"All right."
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"Ooh, you got that seat far up!"
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"- You know I'm short. - Damn. Okay. Ahh."
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"All right, baby, I gotta get goin'."
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"I'm hungry as hell, and although it is that hunger"
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"that keeps me going, I gotta eat something."
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"Okay. Well, why don't you just take my breakfast sandwich?"
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"- Huh? - Yeah."
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"- I'll get something at school. - Are you sure, baby?"
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"Yeah. I'll get something in there."
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"- Oh, thank you so much. - You're welcome."
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"- I love you. - I love you, too."
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"Yeah."
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"Um, look, we didn't get to discuss this last night"
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"because you were making the hits, but..."
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"our rent is going up, so we need to redo the budget."
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"- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - I left that, uh,"
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"bill-organizer thing on the fridge."
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"- Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll get to it. - Okay."
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"Yeah, but, no, I was just thinking, like, you'd get to it"
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"kind of soon because my name's on the lease"
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"and we were already late on rent once."
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"Oh, I got you, baby. Can we talk about it later, though?"
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"It's not even 8:00 in the morning, and you know"
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"I don't even wake up till, like, noon o'clock in the morning."
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"Yeah. Could you just look at it, though, you think?"
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"I'll get to it. I promise, baby."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"- All right. - I love you."
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"- Love you, too. - Thanks for the sandwich."
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"- Have a good one. - You're welcome."
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"Mmm. (breathes deeply)"
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"(lights buzzing)"
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"Melina, what's wrong?"
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"I don't want to walk down the hallway, Ms. Janine."
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"It's scary."
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"I don't want to go to school."
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"What -- Hey, Mr. Johnson."
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"These lights have been going on and off for weeks."
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"Are you gonna do anything about them?"
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"The kids don't even wanna walk in."
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"MR. JOHNSON: Above my pay grade, Janine."
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"I make most electrical things work"
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"with a makeshift system I've had since '92."
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"For this, we gotta wait on an electrician."
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"- But -- - Goin' fishin'."
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"I'll get to it."
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"(sighs) Don't worry, Melina."
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"I actually am going to get to it,"
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"unlike janitors and boyfriends."
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"Huh?"
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"Just -- Come on."
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"Whose branzino is this?"
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"That is a very powerfully smelling fish"
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"- to put in a shared fridge. - Don't touch it."
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"I'm making it tonight at my cousin Annette's."
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"She thinks she's the best cook in the family."
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"I'm gonna show her in a nonthreatening way."
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"I'm-a look cuter than her, too."
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"Guys, the lights in the back hallway have been out for weeks."
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"- Thank you for the update. - What are you wearing?"
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"And we need to do something about it. Okay?"
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"Uh, uh, Melina, from your class --"
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