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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Light Bulb (S01E01)

"then we wouldn't have to wait and..."
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"And look where it landed us, baby girl."
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"Yeah, how'd that work out for you?"
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"Everybody, please, head to the gym."
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"We've got bigger fish to fry now."
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"Oh, Jesus! My branzino!"
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"Everybody out of the way! Out of the way!"
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"If someone could please help me?"
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"I feel like I'm one wobble away from death."
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"A-All right. Okay. I got you."
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"- Okay. Hi. Thank you. - We good."
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"Give me your hand. Take your time."
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"- Okay. - Whenever you're ready."
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"- Okay. Am I doing it? - No."
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"- Let's go to a count of three. - Okay."
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"One, two..."
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"three."
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"One more time."
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"And it's pointing to the number..."
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"- Right here. Thank you. - Four!"
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"Turn -- Turn around."
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"- This is all my fault. - (buzzer buzzes)"
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"Yeah, you probably shouldn't have tried to do the job"
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"of a newly graduated DeVry student, but this is okay."
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"(cellphone chimes)"
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"(Janine sighs)"
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"(cellphone chimes)"
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"I made this mess, and I need to fix this."
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"Okay, but fix this how?"
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"It seems very outside of your skill set."
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"You should probably just wait for somebody to get to it --"
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"I don't want to wait for someone to get to it."
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"You know, our children have needs that deserve to be met."
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"And I'm going to fix this."
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"Nothing is going to get in my way."
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"What if you have to climb another ladder?"
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"Those seem very tricky for you."
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"No. Not today."
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"(bell rings)"
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"Aren't you going to lunch, Janine?"
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"Uh, no. I'm gonna stay and help the lunch ladies with lunch."
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"The lunch ladies don't like you."
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"She always coming in the kitchen saying "hello" and whatnot."
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"It's unsanitary."
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"Is that what you're really doing?"
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"Yes! And maybe trying to get the lights back on."
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"Would you give that a rest? What do you want?"
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"To make the whole school blow up?"
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"No. Plus, I can't."
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"Luckily, the school was built as a bomb shelter in World War II,"
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"so..."
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"Let it go."
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"Okay. I will."
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"You're not gonna let it go, are you?"
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"No, I'm not gonna let it go, Jacob, okay?"
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"I need to right my wrong."
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"Okay. Well, count me out."
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"I never counted you in."
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"Well, then count me in,"
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"because I don't have any lunch plans."
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"Okay. Come on."
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"Okay."
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"Hi. Can I help you?"
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"Oh, I'm just here to talk to her."
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"You need your nails done to sit."
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"What color are you doing?"
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"Um...clear?"
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"No loitering and no clear."
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"Okay. Blue. On one nail."
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"Thank you."
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"Can we talk now, please?"
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"We could, but there isn't much more to say"
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"other than you need to talk to the parent."
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"Look, I understand. There just has to be another way"
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"to do this other than awkwardly talking to the parent"
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"first thing in the morning."
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"Well, try it this way --"
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"you could talk to your student's parent right now."
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"Hold on. Now, did you call her?"
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"I did not."
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"But when you said it was Joel, I remembered that his mother"
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"comes here every two weeks to get her nails done"
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"- just like I do. - (bell jingles)"
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"- Hey, Mrs. Howard. - BARBARA: Hello, Amber."
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"Aren't you my son's teacher?"
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"Yes."
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"Getting your nails done?"
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"Word."
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"WOMAN ON TV: Well, you've seen all the properties."
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"Are you going to flip it or ship it?"
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"This is just like the one in my apartment. This is gonna be easy."
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"Me and Tariq have to go in that thing like three times a month."
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"Maybe you should move."
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"(grunting) Yeah."
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"Tariq says he is "practicing" his credit score."
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"(chuckles) Apparently, 380 isn't a good --"
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"- Unh. - (whistles)"
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"Oh, no. "Don't touch. Not even a little bit.""
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"Uh, okay. What's that say?"
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""End of the Road"? "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye"?"
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"What? "Motownphi--""
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"These are Boyz II Men songs. Why?"
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"(chuckles) It's ironic, 'cause I'm On Bended Knee."
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"Heh. Okay. (mutters)"
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"Oh, God. Why is that one hot?"
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"- Uh... - Mm, try this one."
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"(Electricity zaps, power shuts off)"
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"- Aah! Ohh. - Aah! Ooh."
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"- We're going to -- - (click)"
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"N-o-o-o-o!"
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"(indistinct conversations)"
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"Can you give me something bold?"
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"Something that... starts a conversation."
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"So, Amber..."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Yeah, we met already, but nice to meet you, too."
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"So, um, your son, Joel --"
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"you've been, um, bringing him to school at 9:00."
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"School starts at 8:00."
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"Is there a reason for this?"
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