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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Bri, Robot (S17E17)

"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"Wow, he gave me the dark circles around his eyes."
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"Aw, cool! Did he also include his dead-soul monotone?"
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"Yeah. In this one, Gru has been replaced by Harvey Weinstein."
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"You know what to touch."
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"Nothing, it's just that..."
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"Sad little guy."
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"We now return to Allison Janney in"
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"I found a lump on my scrotum this morning."
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"I had a terrific sandwich, uh, yesterday."
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"What... Uh, what's going on?"
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"_"
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"Anyone else you maybe look up to?"
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"It's not uncommon for an author to dedicate his book"
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"_"
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"Thanks to you, we got leap-frogged"
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"by Seamus' foursome."
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"Sheesh, you're sure spending a lot of money at that place."
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"What kinda medical benefits do those masseuses get?"
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"Guys, I'm gonna become a professional massage therapist."
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"- What?! - Are you serious, Peter?"
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"Plus, I've handled bigger challenges before."
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"Peter, what's wrong with your paint?"
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"the new U2 album."
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"and your entire life story."
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"and now we are stuck in the history past.""
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""Yahoo Answers: Is Anton Yelchin's jeep for sale?""
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"It's legitimate memorabilia!"
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""Quahog, Applebee's, Brittany, who is.""
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"You have one that looks like snowboarder Chloe Kim?"
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"She turned 18, so I can say that out loud now."
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"Robot Brian, it's so great that you're here."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Oh, yes, the girls are absolutely the girls in the ad."
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"- What's going on? - You're all under arrest."
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"- Arrest? For what? - This place is a brothel."
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"Lead singer of The Pretenders?"
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"So, what was Brittany Babbit like?"
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"Yeah, this is, this is fine."
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"I don't even know what you're talking about."
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"... and this will be my life now."
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"- ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ - Good!"
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"So the plan is, we trick him into coming in"
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"I laugh good-naturedly and then go home and eat my feelings."
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"Here comes Joe. Places."
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"Congratulations, Janine. Also, Joe,"
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"- Really? - Yup, I'm gonna drop all the charges."
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"It's my job to break those word horses"
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"God, I'm such a jerk."
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"I said I hate me. I hate myself."
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"Well done, Brian, well done."
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"wants to read your autobiography, not even you."
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"_"
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"I couldn't do it. I couldn't lie."
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"This is just too much to process."
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"I'm actually starting to get a little worried, you know?"
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"It's not a bionic robot."
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"He's got a mouth sensor, too."
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"He's you."
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"I tell you, Lois, being a masseuse is a tough job."
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"with any masseuse ever, because they're all prostitutes."
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Coming up, we interview a man"
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"who went a whole Hawaiian vacation"
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"without giving a "hang loose" sign in a picture,"
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"and also didn't do the "lei" joke."
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"You won't believe this incredible story."
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"Oh, wait, he's a Japanese man? Doesn't speak English."
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"So... so he just didn't know."
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"Happy birthday, Brian."
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"We bought you a cake with the groceries,"
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"so it got smashed with a jug of Tide in the car."
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"- Open your presents. - Yeah."
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"You got one from Rami Malek, star of Mr. Robot!"
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"No, I don't... Oh, oh, wait, hang on."
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"I didn't see it at first"
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"because it was under some tissue paper."
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"- Now open mine. - Minions 3?"
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"Oh, you like working for bad guys?"
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"I'll show you a bad guy. Now you touch it."
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"B-Banana."
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"Well, thanks, everyone."
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"What's wrong? You seem a little down."
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"I don't know, my-my birthday is just..."
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"it's kind of a reminder that I'm now one year closer to death,"
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"with nothing to show for my time here."
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"Can I get a Minion cake for my next birthday?"
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"- We'll see, Peter. - Like, a real one."
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"Like-like, not you makin' it."
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"Someday I'll be gone, and it'll be like I was never here at all."
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"Aw, he is depressed."
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"Let's not project people emotions onto animals."
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"I just want my story to live on, even after I'm gone."
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"You know, I always did want to write my autobiography."
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"Yeah, it's hard to work when you get distracted"
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"- whenever someone says, "What's that?" - What's what?!"
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"You know what? Maybe I can lend a hand, Brian."
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"I'll help you write your biography."
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"Really? You-you'd do that?"
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"Yes. After all, I helped Cleveland with his wardrobe."
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"Hey, Cleveland, you know I love you,"
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"but those jeans, they ain't for you."
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"I knew it. I think I just needed to hear it."
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"Thank you, Peter's baby."
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"- Uh-uh. - Copy that."
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"Hello, Sexy."
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"And, uh, to your left,"
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"you'll see a joke about Allison Janney"
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"being very, very tall."
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"Uh, she has an Oscar,"
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"and we have a great deal of respect for her."
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"- You know, I had a terrific... - Uhp."
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"- No, sorry. You go. - Okay."
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"You done? Yeah?"
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"Boy, they are doing a lot with mayo these days."
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"I have no doctor."
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