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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Stand by Meg (S17E17)

"Hey! If it was such a "stupid story,""
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"why would it have such a well-rounded protagonist?"
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"That you might be gay?"
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"Wh-What? No, no, I didn't say that!"
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"Black ducks, I'm gay, what's next?"
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"M-Martians? L-Little green Martian people?"
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"Oh, Chris, I'm so happy you have so many wonderful new friends."
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"Oh, yeah, you know, he's strong, too."
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"He takes care of a lot of stuff for us."
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"Mr. Firestone says hello."
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"Stop it. Stop it."
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"Oh, my God, Chris!"
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"That's silly, but it's still murder!"
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"Relax. That Michelin Man had no family."
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"He came from tires, Ma!"
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"All right, if we can't make Meg popular,"
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"we can at least find her a boyfriend."
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"Neil, can you come out? We need to talk to you."
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"I can't open the door. It's the Sabbath."
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"You can come around the back entrance."
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"Why are all the lights off?"
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"I can't turn them on myself. It's the Sabbath."
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"Get the lights for me, will you?"
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"Also, can you pick up the phone and order me a pizza?"
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"I can't do it. It's the Sabbath."
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"Listen, Neil, we really wanted to talk about Meg."
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"That can wait. I've just looked at some porn,"
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"and I need you guys to give me some assisted relief."
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"Okay, this-this is starting to sound a little weird."
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"It's not weird. It's Jewish."
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"I can't believe we did all that and he still turned us down."
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"Well, I am officially out of ideas."
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"Yes, there's literally no one in town"
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"I want to live-stream my suicide."
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"Yeah, sure, Kevin."
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"You know what it is, Stewie? It's a selfishness"
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"It's an inability to look out"
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"and see someone who needs someone."
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"It's-it's just... it's a lack of empathy."
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"Can you make sure I'm totally in the frame?"
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"Yeah, I'm not a pro. You get what you get."
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"Anyway, what is wrong with people that they're"
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"so myopic and just preoccupied with their own little lives?"
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"- Is it on? - It's whatever"
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"it was when you handed it to me."
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"The point is, there's someone out there for everyone"
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"if they're just willing to open their eyes and look."
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"Wait a second! Don't you see, Brian?"
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"Oh, my God, you're right!"
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"would you consider taking Meg out for a date?"
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"Meg? Why?"
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"Look, we know you've had a hard road"
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"ever since you came home from Iraq."
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"Well, this could be a chance for you to help someone else"
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"who maybe feels as bad inside as you do."
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"Okay. I'll ask her out."
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"Great. Call her tomorrow."
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"Tonight she's doing the fall play."
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"It's a one-woman performance of Hair."
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"Let the sunshine"
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"Let the sunshine in"
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"Let the sun... shine in."
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"I finished the book."
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"All right, Brian. Here comes Meg."
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"Now, don't let on that we had anything to do"
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"with Kevin asking her out."
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"Relax. I know how to keep my cool."
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"You guys!"
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"I'm going out with Kevin Swanson!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"Brian, why are your hands on your hips?"
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"Turn it down a notch."
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"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."
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"Get your hand off your cheek, you mess."
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"Principal Shepherd, we came to ask"
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"if there's anything we can do to get Chris back in the school."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I-I'm afraid we can't do that."
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"Oh, I think you can."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That is not what a testicle is supposed to look like."
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"Has a doctor seen this?"
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"What are you gonna do, charge me with smoking?"
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"I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do."
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"Oh, I think maybe there is."
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"If you keep doing that, you're gonna pop it."
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"Stewie, I still don't understand why we have to pretend"
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"to work at the restaurant."
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"It's all part of the plan, Brian."
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"Meg and Kevin need to have the perfect date."
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"That's why I gave the rest of the staff the night off."
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"We have to be in total control of the evening."
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"I'm sorry, we have nothing under that name,"
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"- and we're all full. - Oh, I..."
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"Uh, actually, I think a table just opened up."
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"Right this way."
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"- What the hell? - Sorry, I choked."
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"Hi. We're the Hollender rehearsal dinner."
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"There are 46 of us."
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"Uh, Stewie, before you gave the staff the night off,"
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"did you check the reservation book?"
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"I did not."
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"And to remind you, 24 of us selected the salmon,"
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"16 the filet, and six vegetarian."
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"One vegan."
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"Five vegetarian, one vegan."
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"- What do we do? - Just keep giving them crayons"
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"until we figure it out."
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"More appetizer?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Cauliflower gives me the scoots."
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"Chris, there's something your father and I"
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"want to talk to you about."
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"Uh, Chris? Ch-Chris?"
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"Sorry, I only answer to "Chrissie" now."
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"- Fine. Chrissie? - Yeah, Ma?"
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"Can you stop lifting your rusty weights while we talk to you?"
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"Chris, we're worried about you and your new friends."
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"Pa, don't worry about it."
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""Don't worry about it.""
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"- Okay. - No, Peter, it's not okay."
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