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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Stand by Meg (S17E17)

"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"- What? - No, Peter, wait."
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"I just can't understand why he's doing so poorly."
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"Oh, hardly."
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"So, listen, I was wondering."
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"And I'm the black one for unrealistic diversity."
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"Twee."
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"Deschanel."
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"The fragrance for when you want to smell"
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"Oh, okay. These grapes seem nice enough."
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"You're choking!"
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"Meg. You saved me."
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"makers of Paranormal Activity comes Normal Activity."
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"Wow, you're further in the book than I am."
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"- Very sorry. - Excuse me."
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"A big part of being a mechanic is being completely shocked"
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"when somebody hasn't had a particular item"
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"Griffin's never had a Pete's bread sandwich."
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"Good night, good night."
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"Th' exchange of thy love's"
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"One man likes to push a plow"
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"Territory folks should stick together"
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"Territory folks should all be pals"
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"Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals."
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"Remember what I told you behind the garage?"
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"The-the imagination on this one."
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"He was very unpopular in high school."
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""Stuff"?"
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"Ow. Ow. Ow."
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"I can't do it myself. It's the Sabbath."
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"Hey, guys, can you hold my phone and point it over this way?"
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"Kevin, before you go through with this,"
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"Yeah, he asked me out. Totally out of the blue."
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"I think you can do that and a whole lot more."
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"Mr. Griffin, I'm afraid you have testicular cancer."
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"Two for Swanson."
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"- Oh, God. - What? What is it?"
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"They're so broken inside."
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"Did I not sound sure?"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, thanks for coming in to see me today."
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"Is this about Chris?"
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"We know he's been struggling lately."
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"Well, let me put it this way."
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"Parents of a failing student say what?"
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"Nope, too late; he said it. I'm marking it."
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"Didn't get the Woos; they're very smart. Asian."
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"Maybe they didn't understand me. I don't know."
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"The point is, Chris's grades aren't improving,"
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"and just yesterday, he caused a little ruckus"
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"in his history class."
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"Alexander Hamilton was white"
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"is for Chris to attend something called vocational school."
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"Yeah, you know what? Chris deserves a vocation."
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"He's been working hard, he's doing great in school..."
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"No, vocational school is where"
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"less academically capable students learn a trade."
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"Don't you have to be Italian to go to one of those schools?"
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"Uhp, there will be plenty of those jokes"
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"later in the episode."
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"Now, won't vocational school"
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"limit Chris's options down the road?"
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"He'll have a wide range of career options,"
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"such as the following:"
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"Those are three terrible options."
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"Parents who are okay with this say what?"
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"- What? - Gotcha."
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"That one's on you, Lois."
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"Why, Meg, don't you look pretty today."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"She's going to ask you for something."
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"Do you think you could take Stewie"
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"to a birthday party today?"
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"The birthday boy was premature,"
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"so he looks like a 12-inch-tall Rachel Dratch."
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"Why can't you do it, Mom?"
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"I can't take another party"
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"with that trio of judgy sitcom moms."
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"Oh, hi, Lois."
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"Gosh, I just love how you always look so comfortable."
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"I know. Are those pajamas?"
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"I can't believe I have to go to vocational school."
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"Does this mean I'm a failure?"
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"No, sweetie. It means that we're failures."
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"You know, I'm always at a loss for words in these moments."
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"Fred Sanford, you want to do the honors?"
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"Go get 'em, you big dummy."
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"Um, your show went off the air 40 years ago,"
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"and you died 30 years ago,"
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"so that phrase means very little to me."
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"I know it's a big step, honey, but you can do it."
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"That's right, Chris. This family's never shied away"
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"from a new challenge, like when I was the spokesman"
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"for that perfume, Deschanel Number Five."
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"Hot, but not worth it."
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"Probably a nightmare in person."
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"like a 40-year-old toddler."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yes, I'm here for my first day of vocational school."
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"All right, settle down, you yucks."
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"We got a new student, Chris Griffin."
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"So everybody give him an "ayy.""
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"Ayy."
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"Look at that, your first day, and you got all A's."
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"Come here, let me pinch your cheek."
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"Got all A's."
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"You're expressing affection and dominance."
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"Griffin? Where's the "Ucci" or "Squalotta" at the end?"
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"It true, if you're Jewish,"
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"they cut your dong off with an ax?"
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"My uncle's Jewish. Friggin' mess, that guy."
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"Hey, chip-chop, it's 9:30. Let's start thinking lunch."
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"We do a nice sit-down thing here."
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"Little piccata, little veal."
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"Rocco here learned to cook in the joint."
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"Okay, everybody dirty up your hands, we'll eat in ten."
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