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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - Stand by Meg (S17E17)

"Wow. This is way better than that barber school I went to"
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"where I couldn't stop pumping the chair."
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"Just a bit off the top and shorter on the sides."
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"We're just gonna be pumping today."
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"Did you bring the cups?!"
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"Um, uh, no."
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"My mom didn't say anything about cups."
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"All right, snack table. Now, what do we got?"
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"Loose Cheerios, Goldfish crackers,"
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"pretzel sticks, and... ooh."
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"The siren's song of the unattended: whole grapes."
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"Come and eat us"
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"We won't choke you"
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"Put us in your cheeks."
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"They said they won't choke me."
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"You should have sliced us"
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"Skinned us, cut us, now you have no air"
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"Oh, my God, Stewie!"
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"Soaring through the air."
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"You're... you're my hero."
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"I am not letting you out of my sight again."
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"Here I lie"
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"On the ground"
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"What of me now?"
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"No bowl, no bunch"
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"No stems"
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"But is here where I begin again?"
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"Today I begin the life that I've dreamed..."
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"Uhp, there's a foot."
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"Coming this fall, from the"
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"Did you wash your hands?"
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"Yeah."
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"Meg Griffin, you saved your brother's life,"
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"so here's your showcase of prizes."
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"You'll be the talk of the town with your new macaroni necklace."
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"That's right, you'll be strutting down Spooner Street"
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"in this dental floss macaroni necklace"
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"made with Oral-B dental floss and Pasta Barilla."
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"Pasta Barilla: a taste of Italy right in your home."
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"All right, time for Bethenny Frankel,"
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"America's favorite chattering pirate skeleton."
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"Dad! Dad, get off me!"
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"Get off me, Dad!"
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"Hey, hey! Get off my sister!"
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"- Go fly a kite, bub. - Ouch."
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"Wow, that book really worked."
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"His hat's flying off cause he's been given a what for."
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"Peter, leave the baby alone."
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"Why don't you pick on someone your own size,"
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"like William Howard Taft?"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll just go retrieve my hat."
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"And, Meg, why are you on the couch?"
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"You know you're not supposed to be on the furniture."
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"Look at her. She just sits there and takes it."
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"She deserves a better life than this, Brian."
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"And you know what? I'm going to give it to her."
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"How you gonna do that?"
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"I don't know, but it's going to be a challenge,"
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"like trying to seem sad while you're wearing flip-flops."
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"I'm sorry for your loss."
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"Sorry for your loss."
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"Sorry for your loss."
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"Very sorry."
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"Let me know if you need anything."
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"with the license plate "FLP FLP,""
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"you're blocking the funeral procession."
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"Oh."
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"All right, Chris."
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"- on a restaurant menu. - Hey, Chrissie."
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"We're thinking about going over to Pete's."
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"You want a bread sandwich?"
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"- What's a bread sandwich? - What?"
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"You never had a bread sandwich from Pete's?"
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"Everyone who's not currently in the room, get over here."
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"Whoa, whoa, what? You never had a bread sandwich from Pete's?"
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"We've covered this. Somebody tell me what it is."
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"What do you think it is? It's three pieces of bread."
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"Me, I like a piece of sourdough on top,"
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"piece of sourdough on bottom,"
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"and a nice piece of wheat in the middle."
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"I like to go rye, rye, rye."
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"I'm a rye guy."
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"Hey, you guys going to Pete's?"
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"Someone get me a bread sandwich."
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"- Griffin's never had one. - What?"
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"- What? - Guys."
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"I just called Pete's. They're closed forever."
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"What?"
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"Who answered the phone?"
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"All right, Stewie, how do we make Meg popular?"
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"I've got it all figured out."
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"They're posting the cast list for the school play."
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"I'll just give Meg all the parts."
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"That way, she'll be the most popular girl in school."
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"As sweet repose and rest."
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"Come to thy heart as that within my breast."
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"O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"
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"What satisfaction"
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"canst thou have tonight?"
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"That son of a bitch."
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"faithful vow for mine."
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"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello."
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"What's all this, then?"
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"- Well, that didn't work. - Don't worry, Brian."
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"We've still got the spring musical."
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"But that's no reason why they can't be friends"
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"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello."
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"What's all this, then?"
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"She can't be helped."
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"Mr. and Mrs. G, thanks so much for having us over for dinner."
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"Oh, it's our pleasure."
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"Chris has said so many nice things about you."
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"Chris, tell your mom and dad about the story you wrote."
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"- Oh, I don't know. - Chris, come on, don't be shy."
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"Okay. It's called "The Black Duck.""
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""The Black Duck." You ever seen a black duck?"
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"I seen a brown duck, a yellow duck,"
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"a white duck with a green head."
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"Hey, there's all kinds of ducks. This kid thinks of a black one."
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"Come on, it's just a stupid story, guys."
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