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Clips from NewsRadio - Balloon (S04E04)

"Whatever. Why doesn't anybody notice me anymore?"
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"Yeah. Riddle me this, Boy Wonder. What has two arms, two legs,"
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"$5.7 billion,"
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"Matthew, I think what Mr. James is trying to say..."
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"is that he's going to circle the world in a hot-air balloon."
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"Thanks. Mr. James gave me a budget of 15 grand,"
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"but I managed to make it for a little under seven bucks."
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"[ Crashes ]"
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"Of course, the real thing's gonna be a little better than that, isn't it, Joe?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Why? Because it's there."
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"What's there? What's where?"
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"Jim, a practical question at this juncture, if I may?"
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"Well, why the hell do you think I'm doin' this?"
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"I mean, the peer pressure among billionaires is incredibly intense."
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"[ Joe ] Hot air. See? I'll be fine."
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"I'm not letting you go, Mr. James. It's too dangerous."
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"My destiny awaits me."
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"Okay, we'll just pick this up later. That'll be fine."
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"What?"
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"Nothing. I wouldn't worry about Jimmy."
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"- Oh. Why not? - Well, I don't know."
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"But it's hard to quit, especially when you start at a young age."
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"Chaw. Chaw. Chewing tobacco."
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"You want some? No. No. Why are you chewing tobacco?"
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"Chewing tobacco's just as dangerous as smoking."
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"Bill? Hmm?"
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"[ Mumbling ] Oh, sorry."
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"Jimmy's as safe as a bug in a baby's bottom."
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"How can you people be so calm about this?"
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"In the grand tradition of Phineas Fogg, Richard Branson..."
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"and that guy who owns all the Oriental steakhouses,"
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"And now, I will be giving my exclusive, preflight interview..."
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"to WNYX's own star reporter, Lisa Miller."
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"is to show up certain so-called billionaires..."
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"to a secret location where my balloon-o-sphere is waiting."
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"to avoid potential saboteurs."
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"That's right, Billy boy. You're not gonna get a chance to mess this one up!"
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"Now-- [ Clears Throat ] if you'll all excuse me,"
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"somewhere out there, there's a balloon waitin' with my name on it."
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"- Do you know if Jimmy's launched yet? - No word yet."
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"Don't even think about it."
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"No, keep it. Keep it."
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"Don't. I won't. But what if it's an accident?"
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"This is your cup. This is my cup."
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"This cup is for chaw spit."
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"Oh, Bill!"
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"Hey, that's my cup!"
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"Oh, my God, there he is. There he is."
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"Oh, my God. He's actually doing it."
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"[ Man ] The hazards for Mr. James will be low altitude atmospheric disturbances--"
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"Oh, I'm not-- I'm not working, Dave. I'm-- I'm just--"
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"Well, be careful you don't accidentally write something. Yeah."
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"Well, as you can see, I have safely lifted off at 1900 hours..."
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"Oh-Oh! Sorry, can't look."
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"Well, apparently, ladies and gentlemen, we have lost our signal."
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"That was billionaire sportsman Jimmy James..."
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"flying high above Egypt in his hot-air balloon attempting to--"
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"- I'll go talk to her. - Thanks."
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"- Nope. - [ Sighs ]"
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"Yes, sir, we know that. What I meant was, geographically."
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"[ Jimmy ] Oh, yeah."
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"My navigation system here would seem to indicate..."
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"[ Spits ]"
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"[ Sighs ] Mr. James, come out from behind that curtain."
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"What are you doing? You're supposed to be up in a balloon."
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"Okay, fine. Come on in."
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"I mean, you've been faking the whole thing. What thing?"
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"The balloon mission."
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"No, no. Faking? Come on, Dave. That's just a really strong word."
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"No. Using a lot of people is exactly what went wrong back in Dallas."
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"Uh-huh. Well, is-- Where's Joe?"
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"So I'm supposed to keep my mouth shut for two months?"
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"Aw, geez. Joe! You're the one who didn't wanna pay for the lightning machine!"
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"I don't wanna spend two months doin' this crap!"
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"Well, how much time do you need? Two weeks."
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"Deal."
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"Hey, Dave. Hey."
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"That was really rough turbulence he hit over the Persian Gulf."
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"Yeah. I wouldn't worry too much about Mr. James."
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"I'm, like, 40 or 50 miles up. Whoo!"
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"What do you think Jimmy's doing up there?"
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"You know what I think he's doing?"
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"Really? Really."
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"No, I'm talking about that you didn't tell me."
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"- Mr. James's balloon crashed. - What?"
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"And so the desperate search for solo balloonist Jimmy James continues."
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"Get a grip on yourself! I can't help it! Oh, my God!"
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"Well, Dave, I hope you're proud of yourself."
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"[ Joe ] We're on in five-- Get out, get out, get out!"
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"Lookin' bad for me, but, fortunately,"
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"Hey."
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"Abdul is a Bedouin. He found me, he revived me."
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"Now he's gonna take me out of the country via camel train."
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"I don't have the power to do that, Abdul. [ Snaps Fingers ]"
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"Also, please abolish the Microsoft Internet Explorer..."
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"in favor of the new Jimmy James Web Browser-- Oh."
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"And thanks again, everyone!"
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"Mr. James, I'm sorry. I don't know how to tell you this,"
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"Oh, come on, Lisa. It's not such a big deal. Yes, it is."
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"[ Muttering ]"
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"Hey, Bill? Yeah?"
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"This is just coffee, right? [ Chuckles ] Right."
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"Pure jamoke, partner."
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"Well, I went home and thought long and hard..."
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"And then I woke up and had five ulcers on my gums, so I quit."
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"Oh. Oh, good. Good luck with that."
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"'Cause I gotta tell you, watching you cram that crap into your mouth..."
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"Well, nowhere to go but up, right? Let's hope."
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"Well, that's all I've got, so--"
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"Correction. Please maintain current positions. Incoming message."
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"Apparently, Mr. James has a very important announcement he'd like to make."
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"If it's important, Matthew should be here for this. Right."
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"- Um, I'm right here. - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"So what's the announcement, Jim?"
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"Well, it's-it's more of a puzzle, actually. A puzzle?"
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"and is gonna circumnavigate the globe in a hot-air balloon?"
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"No. Oh, yeah."
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"No, no. Yeah, yeah. Tonight at 1900 hours--"
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"Wait. I'm good at these. Let me guess. Hang on a second."
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