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Clips from Futurama - A Clockwork Origin (S06E06)

"(Bender groans)"
Futurama
"I don't understand evolution,"
Futurama
"We will not give in to the thinkers!"
Futurama
"Now get back on your turnip trucks and go home!"
Futurama
"(Crowd booing)"
Futurama
"That is an insultingly accurate stereotype, sir!"
Futurama
"They were orangutans."
Futurama
"by a fantastical creature from outer space!"
Futurama
"- Bunk! - Oh?"
Futurama
"Then you have proven my case, sir,"
Futurama
"for no one has found the link"
Futurama
"Yes, they have!"
Futurama
"It's called Australopithecus africanus!"
Futurama
"Fair enough,"
Futurama
"Okay, granted, that one missing link is still missing,"
Futurama
"Uh-oh. It's another one of Fry's dogs."
Futurama
"What, too soon?"
Futurama
"(Snorting laugh)"
Futurama
"That's a bedspring, you dumb bedspring!"
Futurama
"Eureka!"
Futurama
"Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy."
Futurama
"(Laughter)"
Futurama
"Thank you, Professor Farnsworth, for your generous gift,"
Futurama
"which has once and for all disproven evolution."
Futurama
"Behold! Homo Farnsworth"
Futurama
"frolicking with dinosaurs at the moment of creation."
Futurama
"Fry: What's in the tube?"
Futurama
"and boiled them up for lunch."
Futurama
"(Grunts)"
Futurama
"The nanobots have gotten more complex."
Futurama
"(Explosive pop, glass breaking)"
Futurama
"Look, there's a cave-like hole in that mountain."
Futurama
"It might be a cave."
Futurama
"(Belches)"
Futurama
"to ward off starvation."
Futurama
"Pineapple?!"
Futurama
"- Oh! - So much for that."
Futurama
"I remembered you liked superheroes,"
Futurama
"Who taught you to do three-point perspective?"
Futurama
"Father-Man away."
Futurama
"(Yawns)"
Futurama
"Ow!"
Futurama
"(All gasping)"
Futurama
"I can."
Futurama
"One thing about bristol-myers-squibb..."
Futurama
"I'm the tidy bowl man."
Futurama
"(All grunting)"
Futurama
"Oh,"
Futurama
"up here on land and...?"
Futurama
"Throw down, dinosaurs of the land and sea."
Futurama
"(Squawking)"
Futurama
"This is a cool way to die...!"
Futurama
"I'm sorry for treating you like a total Zoidberg..."
Futurama
"I guess I kind of make fun of people as a defense mechanism."
Futurama
"She's coming over for a sex visit."
Futurama
"(Growls)"
Futurama
"Help, I'm scared!"
Futurama
"(Sobbing)"
Futurama
"The pee babies peed themselves."
Futurama
"I'm off to pottery class, dorkwads."
Futurama
"And that's that."
Futurama
"(Thunder cracks)"
Futurama
"Look out, a solar flare!"
Futurama
"That solar flare created a huge electromagnetic pulse"
Futurama
"that, while harmless to organic life,"
Futurama
"Well, it took almost two hours, but it's finished."
Futurama
"It's solar powered, so we can't take off until sunrise."
Futurama
"Looks like the fittest did"
Futurama
"Hey, looky there."
Futurama
"have kidnapped our human regular-women."
Futurama
"We gotta save 'em."
Futurama
"Hmm. I believe I can fashion a slingshot"
Futurama
"If it doesn't work out, we'll still get half their rocks."
Futurama
"Well, it took almost 12 hours, but it's finished."
Futurama
"Don't be afraid, little guys."
Futurama
"I'm not going to hurt you."
Futurama
"Nice net."
Futurama
"What, you... You can speak?"
Futurama
"A fully-evolved robot human."
Futurama
"My human slaves and I come"
Futurama
"or as I like to call you, future exhibits."
Futurama
"- What?! - I thought you knew."
Futurama
"He speaks lies."
Futurama
"The Earth was created in eons, not days."
Futurama
"In the matter of Everyone v. Farnsworth,"
Futurama
"(Clears throat)"
Futurama
"Thank you. Your honor,"
Futurama
"I ask you, is that so crazy?"
Futurama
"and that is why you must find him"
Futurama
"Prosecutor, your opening statement?"
Futurama
"Robot judge: Has the jury reached a verdict?"
Futurama
"Oh, well, I don't know about all-knowing."
Futurama
"And I admit it's possible, however unlikely,"
Futurama
"that some wise and all-knowing alien monster"
Futurama
"Good, 'cause I'm sick of him."
Futurama
"(All laughing)"
Futurama
"Thank you."
Futurama
"I must say, I'm so proud to see what you've blossomed into"
Futurama
"since I first created your ancestors."
Futurama
"(All gasp)"
Futurama
"from some filth-gobbling nanobots I designed."
Futurama
"I dumped them in one of your ponds a few days ago."
Futurama
"But, but this is creationist talk."
Futurama
"Yes, relative to you, it was eons, but, well,"
Futurama
"look at this hologram I took the day before yesterday"
Futurama
"of a robot frolicking with a robo-dinosaur."
Futurama
"(Shocked gasping) Hogwash."
Futurama
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Futurama
"You're under arrest for crimes against science."
Futurama
"the alleged creationist faces a sentence of death by melting."
Futurama
"Who is representing the accused?"
Futurama
"- I am. Ow! - I am, your honor."
Futurama
"Bender, what the hell are you doing?"
Futurama
"Besides, I'm a robot. They'll listen to me."
Futurama
"Ladytrons and gentlebots..."
Futurama
"Objection. In the absence of pants,"
Futurama
"this meat-man does not deny that we robots are"
Futurama
"not guilty by reason of insanity!"
Futurama
"(Gallery gasping, murmuring)"
Futurama
"Objection. I'm not crazy."
Futurama
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