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Clips from Community (2009) - Economics of Marine Biology (S04E04)

instead of an honors student or a science genius?

"instead of an honors student or a science genius?"

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Do we go to the same Greendale?

"Do we go to the same Greendale?"

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So, a rich dumb-dumb who will never graduate

"So, a rich dumb-dumb who will never graduate"

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and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it.

"and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely. Got it."

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"feel free to eat that other greasy brand."

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who's been swimming right under your nose.

"who's been swimming right under your nose."

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Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80%

"Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80%"

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He is the only Greendale student who has ever paid for a premium locker

"He is the only Greendale student who has ever paid for a premium locker"

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or the extended pencil warranty.

"or the extended pencil warranty."

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Remember when Kerri Strug visited our campus?

"Remember when Kerri Strug visited our campus?"

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I have scheduled Archie's visit for tomorrow

"I have scheduled Archie's visit for tomorrow"

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Guys, I'm asking,

"Guys, I'm asking,"

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The Dean said we could use some of the whale money for a new body farm.

"The Dean said we could use some of the whale money for a new body farm."

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- Mmm. - Who wants to help?

"- Mmm. - Who wants to help?"

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I'm in. Sounds like a romper.

"I'm in. Sounds like a romper."

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so I put a fishbowl there instead.

"so I put a fishbowl there instead."

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What? (All react)

"What? (All react)"

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He's been all over me lately to hang out. It's weird.

"He's been all over me lately to hang out. It's weird."

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Admit it, Thanksgiving softened that Winger underbelly.

"Admit it, Thanksgiving softened that Winger underbelly."

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Ugh, Britta.

"Ugh, Britta."

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You know what the commercial says.

"You know what the commercial says."

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and nobody handles a razor like an Italian.

"and nobody handles a razor like an Italian."

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Not now, not ever. No.

"Not now, not ever. No."

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No prob.

"No prob."

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We'll work around your skedge.

"We'll work around your skedge."

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"The name, brand glitter really shows."

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Yo, yo, yo.

"Yo, yo, yo."

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Just thought we'd pop in and check on the big whale hunt.

"Just thought we'd pop in and check on the big whale hunt."

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Library tour, calculator lab demonstration...

"Library tour, calculator lab demonstration..."

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in the "spirit of Greendale" reception.

"in the "spirit of Greendale" reception."

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Tour sucks, bro.

"Tour sucks, bro."

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Hookers, blow, hookers.

"Hookers, blow, hookers."

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He's been mixing,

"He's been mixing,"

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but there is some wisdom there.

"but there is some wisdom there."

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Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster.

"Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster."

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College dean threatening a fraternity.

"College dean threatening a fraternity."

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Look, it's your call, Craig.

"Look, it's your call, Craig."

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but, you'll put me on your team, right?

"but, you'll put me on your team, right?"

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I thought that was a typo in the course cartalogue.

"I thought that was a typo in the course cartalogue."

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Gym teachers?

"Gym teachers?"

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A gym is a building,

"A gym is a building,"

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physical education teachers

"physical education teachers"

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Pop quiz, coach Barnes,

"Pop quiz, coach Barnes,"

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What if students are talking during stretches?

"What if students are talking during stretches?"

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I use my angry voice, and I say,

"I use my angry voice, and I say,"

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(Chuckles)

"(Chuckles)"

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(Whimpers)

"(Whimpers)"

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(Chuckles)

"(Chuckles)"

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So, Archie, have you heard about

"So, Archie, have you heard about"

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in our Mountain Dew cool zone tent.

"in our Mountain Dew cool zone tent."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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while I talk business, and you know what?

"while I talk business, and you know what?"

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Look who stumbled onto the high road.

"Look who stumbled onto the high road."

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Well, city college slipped that slope when they slipped him that scooter,

"Well, city college slipped that slope when they slipped him that scooter,"

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much like table tennis prep.

"much like table tennis prep."

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Chapman: Choose wisely.

"Chapman: Choose wisely."

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Coach...

"Coach..."

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that's never been touched by white hands.

"that's never been touched by white hands."

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You are a complicated man.

"You are a complicated man."

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Pierce: Silvio, spin up lucky number seven.

"Pierce: Silvio, spin up lucky number seven."

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- Whoa! Pelton:- Who teaches bikini class.

"- Whoa! Pelton:- Who teaches bikini class."

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(Laughter)

"(Laughter)"

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Yeah, just take it off of him.

"Yeah, just take it off of him."

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Delta Cubes!

"Delta Cubes!"

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Pacifiers in!

"Pacifiers in!"

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Gosh dean it, Abed! I told you, no fraternities!

"Gosh dean it, Abed! I told you, no fraternities!"

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No! Line drawn!

"No! Line drawn!"

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Mine was Walter, a German Shepherd.

"Mine was Walter, a German Shepherd."

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I'd look out the window, and there he was,

"I'd look out the window, and there he was,"

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(Chuckles)

"(Chuckles)"

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or "mocker room," simulates the conditions

"or "mocker room," simulates the conditions"

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of an actual locker room.

"of an actual locker room."

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will play the role of PE students,

"will play the role of PE students,"

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Running will get you five laps, mister!

"Running will get you five laps, mister!"

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Joey: Sorry, coach Bennett.

"Joey: Sorry, coach Bennett."

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Entertain us with your ineptitude.

"Entertain us with your ineptitude."

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Why don't you gay marry me?

"Why don't you gay marry me?"

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I can't control these drama students or their characters.

"I can't control these drama students or their characters."

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(Laughter)

"(Laughter)"

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Look, the group is giving some big shot a tour,

"Look, the group is giving some big shot a tour,"

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Well, that's how it started,

"Well, that's how it started,"

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I'm glad I didn't have kids.

"I'm glad I didn't have kids."

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(Thumping techno music)

"(Thumping techno music)"

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Gettin' crazy up in this club?

"Gettin' crazy up in this club?"

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Human beings, it's official!

"Human beings, it's official!"

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Ah! Here we go! We're back!

"Ah! Here we go! We're back!"

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♪ Get dirty

"♪ Get dirty"

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Oh, you look pretty sad for someone whose forensics club can now afford

"Oh, you look pretty sad for someone whose forensics club can now afford"

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I can smell the corpses now.

"I can smell the corpses now."

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(Chuckles)

"(Chuckles)"

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The only thing weighing on me is tons and tons of whale money.

"The only thing weighing on me is tons and tons of whale money."

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I've been up all night trying out new catchphrases.

"I've been up all night trying out new catchphrases."

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I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck.

"I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck."

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It's not as fun as it sounds.

"It's not as fun as it sounds."

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Still, no one deserves to be mocked

"Still, no one deserves to be mocked"

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(Slurps)

"(Slurps)"

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♪ Coaches coaching to coach

"♪ Coaches coaching to coach"

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♪ It's physical education

"♪ It's physical education"

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You as well, coach Bennett.

"You as well, coach Bennett."

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to teach other people,

"to teach other people,"

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I used the water fountain.

"I used the water fountain."

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and I let students get away with practically anything on this campus,

"and I let students get away with practically anything on this campus,"

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Mark my words, Delta Cubes,

"Mark my words, Delta Cubes,"

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♪ I've even been to paradise

"♪ I've even been to paradise"

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Free country.

"Free country."

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No argument here.

"No argument here."

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that just makes you wanna pay your dues every year.

"that just makes you wanna pay your dues every year."

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♪ Let's do it right

"♪ Let's do it right"

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Splingles have 30% less fat.

"Splingles have 30% less fat."

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His name is Archie Decoste.

"His name is Archie Decoste."

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in the community college recruiting game call a "whale."

"in the community college recruiting game call a "whale.""

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The perfect mix of low intellect,

"The perfect mix of low intellect,"

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and, I will explain the value of this whale by describing one

"and, I will explain the value of this whale by describing one"

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of Greendale's classes more than twice.

"of Greendale's classes more than twice."

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- That was horrible. - That was awful.

"- That was horrible. - That was awful."

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as treasurer of the forensics club.

"as treasurer of the forensics club."

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If we land this kid, we can buy 100 dead pigs

"If we land this kid, we can buy 100 dead pigs"

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I've been avoiding it for three years, but you can't run from running forever.

"I've been avoiding it for three years, but you can't run from running forever."

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Then, I remembered classes don't give out trophies,

"Then, I remembered classes don't give out trophies,"

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because of your track record of literally being too cool for school.

"because of your track record of literally being too cool for school."

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