Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 (S04E04)

"It stands for Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony."
30 Rock
"Four awards that Thomas planned on winning in his career."
30 Rock
"That's a good goal for a talented crazy person."
30 Rock
"Anyway, you wanted something special for your wife."
30 Rock
"The set looks great, I'm ready."
30 Rock
"We just need an audience."
30 Rock
"Because this has to work."
30 Rock
"It's going to work, right?"
30 Rock
"Yes, because it has to."
30 Rock
"And because we've thought of everything."
30 Rock
"What if you didn't wear your glasses?"
30 Rock
"What? Do you think it's not a good look?"
30 Rock
"I'm just saying."
30 Rock
"I just might not be able to read the teleprompter."
30 Rock
"And I can't wear contacts, because the doctor says"
30 Rock
"my eyeballs are too pointy."
30 Rock
"The show will pay for it."
30 Rock
"What if we changed your name to Veronica St. Pierre?"
30 Rock
"No, that's too much."
30 Rock
"Marco!"
30 Rock
"Tracy, put that sword down"
30 Rock
"I got something better than presents for you and the kids."
30 Rock
"I got us all this "EGOT" necklace for me."
30 Rock
"That's exactly what I was talking about."
30 Rock
"I send you out for gifts,"
30 Rock
"and you go and buy that dumb necklace for yourself."
30 Rock
"It's not dumb, It's smart."
30 Rock
"This necklace is a life goal."
30 Rock
"Tracy, you've never finished a damn thing in your life."
30 Rock
"For us."
30 Rock
"And especially for little Chewbaquina Jordan."
30 Rock
"You go out and win every one of those awards"
30 Rock
"and prove how responsible you are"
30 Rock
"and I'll give you a daughter."
30 Rock
"But until then,"
30 Rock
"You still using your Hotmail account?"
30 Rock
"Mmm."
30 Rock
"Dr. Spaceman: One more "peow" and..."
30 Rock
"Did it work?"
30 Rock
"I'm sure it did."
30 Rock
"Here."
30 Rock
"thank you for your submission."
30 Rock
"The 'New England Journal of Medicine'"
30 Rock
"does not publish x-rated cartoons.""
30 Rock
"Well, why not?"
30 Rock
"So frustrating."
30 Rock
"So while we're here,"
30 Rock
"what else do you want to do?"
30 Rock
"Mouth peel?"
30 Rock
"No, thank you, I can't."
30 Rock
"I'm going to be on T.V. this week."
30 Rock
"I think you mean radio."
30 Rock
"No, I don't."
30 Rock
"What is... what?"
30 Rock
"Why do people keep saying stuff like that?"
30 Rock
"I could give you something for that."
30 Rock
"Ah, but you know what?"
30 Rock
"Your hair is fine."
30 Rock
"Hey, we're all going to Chuck E. Cheese's."
30 Rock
"I've got to proof all these sketches,"
30 Rock
"figure out the rundown,"
30 Rock
"then meet with props in 10 minutes!"
30 Rock
"Okay, have a good night, Liz."
30 Rock
"Very funny."
30 Rock
"Ooh, ham."
30 Rock
"Mmm."
30 Rock
"for coming in on such short notice."
30 Rock
"And I'm sorry I'm four hours late."
30 Rock
"Dotcom, research update."
30 Rock
"I Googled the complete list of all past EGOT winners."
30 Rock
"Now turn it over to Grizz for analysis."
30 Rock
"Kenneth, synthesize Grizz's analysis."
30 Rock
"Mr. Jordan, you need to write one great song."
30 Rock
"A song whose success will get it featured on a T.V. show."
30 Rock
"Then a Broadway play based on that movie."
30 Rock
"This is how I'm going to get my baby girl."
30 Rock
"All I have to do is create the most popular song of all time."
30 Rock
"# I've started already #"
30 Rock
"It's all happening!"
30 Rock
"The first two made me look nuts."
30 Rock
"Hey, do I say the word "camera" weird?"
30 Rock
"I have an actress problem."
30 Rock
"No, It's Liz."
30 Rock
"I need Dealbreakers to work."
30 Rock
"Oh, no, why did you do that?"
30 Rock
"You're vulnerable."
30 Rock
"You're exposed."
30 Rock
"It doesn't take a lot to send you over the edge."
30 Rock
"This is Lemon."
30 Rock
"Regular Liz and Performer Liz."
30 Rock
"I get it."
30 Rock
"Treat her like The New York Times treats its readers."
30 Rock
"Guys, Standards is saying no"
30 Rock
"What?"
30 Rock
"You look exactly like Liz."
30 Rock
"You've just never seen my reading glasses before,"
30 Rock
"which I have to wear to read your dumb sketches."
30 Rock
"This is a bag for all the scripts I now have to carry."
30 Rock
"And I'm wearing a sweater because the studio's cold."
30 Rock
"You know what?"
30 Rock
"I don't have to explain myself."
30 Rock
"You dummies have no idea what it's like to be in charge."
30 Rock
"What is happening to me?"
30 Rock
"Take number 510."
30 Rock
"Break it down, break it down."
30 Rock
"Sass it up."
30 Rock
"No, with your hands!"
30 Rock
"Are you spinning a basketball?"
30 Rock
"You look really relaxed."
30 Rock
"I'd watch this show."
30 Rock
"What's happening to her?"
30 Rock
"No, no hi-def."
30 Rock
"Uh... because of the camera."
30 Rock
"Please step away!"
30 Rock
"Oh, an opening-night bouquet."
30 Rock
""FEMA paid for these flowers"
30 Rock
"because your show is going to be a disaster.""
30 Rock
"Okay, here is the honest truth."
30 Rock
"You're better at this than Oprah."
30 Rock
"But I have locked myself in my dressing room,"
30 Rock
Show more clips