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Clips from 30 Rock - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 (S04E04)

"To Catch A Predator, The X.F.L. Halftime Show,"
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"# I'm a star #"
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"# Somebody bring me some ham #"
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"I know."
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"I mean, if this works, my life will be totally different."
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"followed by my genuine interest in that T.V. dance competition."
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"My niece drew a picture of me, and I look so fat!"
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"Because of the door!"
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"Oh, my God, I bet she put Charlotte up to this."
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"And my star is you."
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"Because, unlike Jenna, my mother never used"
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"my beauty pageant winnings to buy her married boyfriend"
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"Boy, if this thing works, it could be my ticket out."
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"No one but Peter."
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"No trap."
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"I want a baby girl, Liz Lemon."
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"I'm glad you feel that way."
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"Oh, yes, you are."
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"that he wants to have a baby girl."
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"and still get my hair did."
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"You know what?"
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"Hm, thank you."
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"You are the new boss."
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"We can surf porn again."
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"Oh, sure you did."
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"Well, D.C.'s great."
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"We're getting more efficient every day."
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"Our health care costs are way down"
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"It's funny, I have been reading the budgets."
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"That is a business decision."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"In other words, it had better work."
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"But don't worry."
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"Moron says, "what"?"
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"What?"
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"I get it, elegance."
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"That's why people come to Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion."
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"What's that?"
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"Oh, that belonged to Philip Michael Thomas,"
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"Nah, that was earlier."
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"I want this."
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"So how are you feeling?"
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"Feeling good? Ready to go?"
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"Well, I don't know, are you married?"
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"What about LASIK?"
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"Great, now we're perfect."
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"Your hair is fine."
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"I am going to EGOT."
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"donezies."
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"This machine is a genuine..."
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"Hm, curious."
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"But at least I heard it from a friend."
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"Face burn?"
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"Really?"
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"I'm not supposed to have sex with my patients."
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"It's divorced, Hispanic mom night."
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"I can't."
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"I'd first like to thank my creative team"
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"Listen to this."
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"Composer Richard Rodgers."
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"Composer Jonathan Tunick."
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"They're all composers."
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"Okay, don't try to move the body yourself."
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"Jack, you don't know what it's like to be on "ca-mer-rah"."
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"You've got to lie to her."
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"that wouldn't stop for me"
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"even though the guy could see me running."
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"What about the purse and sweater?"
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my office,"
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"trying to have it all."
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"Dealbreakers main titles."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"And action!"
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"Great and smile."
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"Good!"
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"Wave to a friend."
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"Nope."
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"And just have fun."
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"This is great."
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"The, uh, "gobos" are really "moraying"."
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"Jack, what is this?"
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"Oh, God."
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"I got a tattoo that says "Freedom" in Chinese."
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"I need a minute."
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"I fully understand"
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"# About love and cars #"
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"How could five of the most popular musical styles,"
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"You can't outsmart me."
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"It's like that movie, The Negotiator."
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"I didn't see that."
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"Lemon, what is it going to take to get you out of there?"
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"I can't do that."
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"If this thing loses money,"
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"I may as well let Banks play out"
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"If I don't EGOT, then I can't have another kid."
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"Why is it so hard?"
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"You cannot fake your way to an EGOT, fool."
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"You know, all these awards I got,"
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"I got for projects I believed in."
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"It still counts."
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"That's good advice, Whoopi."
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"Say, can I have a glass of water before I leave?"
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"I'm not wearing my outfit."
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"Jenna, you're the only one who knows"
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"Help me."
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"Well, I hate to even tell you this,"
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"This changes nothing."
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"Lemon, I need Regular Liz to tell that crazy bitch,"
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"I can try to make money off of."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Okay, I know that it's been a hard day."
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"I could have had it all."
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"# You're a star #"
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"It's okay."
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"I'll take the hit."
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"# The perfect fit, baby girl #"
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"'Cause I'm EGOTing."
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"I know."
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"And by "we", I just mean the two of us."
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"I'm okay."
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