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Clips from 30 Rock - Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 (S04E04)

"You shouldn't have said anything about my hair."
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"You're back."
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"Don't ever leave me again."
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"I'm back."
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"You scared me."
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"I thought I was going to lose you."
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"That's me."
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"My wedding ring."
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"There's a lot of history"
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"storage for broken copier equipment."
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"And now Dealbreakers."
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"# I'm on top #"
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"I used to sing that when I was a kid."
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"Between T.G. S. and this,"
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"I have to go back into space, Liz."
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"I hope you enjoyed the kissing,"
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"Bye, Astronaut Mike Dexter."
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"Jenna's locked herself in her dressing room."
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"This is my fantasy, Pete."
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"I knew it."
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"You're blonde in your fantasies."
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"It looks terrible."
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"Jenna, what's wrong?"
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"Well, I really like your hair today."
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"Thank you."
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"But you don't know what it looks like."
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"Okay, Jenna, you win."
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"If you're really not feeling up to doing the show this week,"
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"And I am not crazy."
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"a motorcycle."
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"Exactly."
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"This job is starting to get to me."
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"Uh, Liz Lemon, I need to talk to you."
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"What's up, Tray?"
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"Come over here and check out my corner."
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"What?"
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"Come over here, I said."
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"In my normal tone of voice."
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"Liz Lemon, recently, I realized that I have a hole in my heart."
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"And not the one I got from eating batteries."
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"It's 'cause I don't have a daughter."
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"Oh, that's actually sweet."
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"I mean, having a daughter is like going"
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"to the N.B.A. All-Star Weekend."
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"It makes you want to take your wife to the doctor."
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"Well, I think that's great, Tray."
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"Because Angie's on her way up,"
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"and I want you to tell her for me."
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"Oh, no, I'm not doing that."
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"Click."
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"I said "click" to distract you"
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"from the sound of the handcuffs."
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"Uh-uh!"
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"Why are you handcuffed to the bookshelf I built"
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"for my husband?"
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"Tracy did this to make me tell you"
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"You did good."
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"Really?"
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"Have you lost your mind?"
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"I'm not going to raise another child by myself."
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"I'm a very attentive father."
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"Oh, please, Tracy."
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"There was a better kid's birthday party up the street."
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"I cannot believe you made me come here for this."
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"Your hair did?"
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"You just got your hair did."
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"You have to get your hair did again?"
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"Maybe we could "undid" these handcuffs."
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"Oh, cracker. Racist."
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"Keep your hair appointment."
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"I'll do the Christmas shopping this year"
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"to prove to you I can be reliable"
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"and that I can finish everything that I..."
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"No, come back."
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"Aw..."
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"Listen up, dummies."
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"I'm going to be gone this week doing my talk show."
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"So I need to leave someone responsible in charge."
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"Now it's not about who I like the most or who's the funniest."
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"So it's Toofer."
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"As Tennyson wrote, "I mete and dole...""
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"No, nevermind."
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"Lutz, you want it?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Too much pressure."
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"Writers who never talk?"
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"Anybody want a promotion?"
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"Great, Frank, congratulations."
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"Awesome."
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"I like porn."
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"I.M. Adouche?"
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"Banks!"
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"What do you want?"
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"Did you say it?"
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"No, I knew right away."
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"So many men in uniform down here."
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"If you're calling to check in on your bailout money,"
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"just read the budgets we sent."
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"since we started putting something in the coffee"
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"And I couldn't help but notice that you're doing a talk show"
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"She wrote a very popular book."
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"Do you know how bad that could look?"
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"Worse than me in Capri pants."
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"Which you'd think I'd be able to pull off"
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"'cause I'm tall."
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"If this Liz Lemon project loses one penny,"
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"I am going to publicly flog you like..."
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"She's just a writer with zero performing experience."
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"I'll make it work."
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"I need a special gift for my wife."
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"Something that says I'm responsible."
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"Something simple, classy."
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"Yes, perfect."
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"I want it."
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"I forgot why I originally came in here."
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"the actor who played Tubbs on Miami Vice."
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"Sure, I know him from the secret black people meetings."
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"Nah, I'm just kidding."
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"But who's "EGOT"?"
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