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Clips from South Park - The Snuke (S11E11)

"Wait, there's something else here!"
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"There's something..."
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"Say again, Brian."
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"There's something perched on the snuke's coil."
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"Oh God, it's looking at me!"
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"- Brian, get out of there! - What-- What are you?"
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"I've no qualms with you! Stay back! Stay back I--"
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"Brian? Brian, what's happening?"
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"who had ads up on Craig's List and got paid through eBay"
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"so that person could be attacked by the British."
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"- The British? - Loyalist Red Coats!"
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"Sir, I found the Russian's eHarmony account!"
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"It does list an address in South Park!"
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"All right! MapQuest the address!"
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"I'll use Google Maps. It has live traffic."
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"Good thinking."
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"It was good knowing you, comrade."
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"Please. Think about what you are doing."
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"The British are just using you, you're going to die."
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"Yes, but we will be rich."
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"The game is over! Get down on the ground!"
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"How did they find us?"
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"We know about everything! Your diversion to help the Red Coats is over!"
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"It doesn't matter. The detonator is on a timer."
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"You are too late! In three minutes."
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"What the hell?"
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"- The power went out! - Well, so then what time is it?"
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"- Oh crap. - Take 'em down!"
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"No! I don't want to die without being paid!"
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"The detonator is secured, General. You are cleared to proceed."
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"The Rebel Americans know of our attack?!"
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"Yes?"
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"Your Majesty, the attack has failed."
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"We were unable to end the American Revolution."
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"I see."
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"Well, looks like we saved our country from British rule once again."
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"Yeah. It just proves we need to learn not to profile one race of people."
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"Well Bahir, I was thinking that maybe I owe you an apology."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Because by being suspicious of you, I saved your life and everyone else's."
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"So really, you own me an apology. But that's cool."
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"You didn't save everyone, I did! You were just out harrassing Muslims!"
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"But if I hadn't called you in the first place"
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"to check out the Muslim,"
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"you would have just stayed in bed sick all day, right?"
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"checking out the Clinton rally."
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"That is so missing the point."
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"Me being a bigot stopped a nuclear bomb from going off, yes or no?!"
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"That's not the right way to look at it, I--"
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"Yes or no, Kyle?"
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"But that's all I'm saying: Today, bigotry and racism saved the day."
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"Bahir! Get away from that disgusting child!"
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"Get back home and start packing your things!"
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"We are leaving this whole intolerant country!"
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"Okay. Who got rid of the Muslims, huh?"
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"That was all me. Simple thank you will suffice."
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"We have the bomb-smiffing pig going through the crowd."
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"Somebody is going to have to go in and try to disarm the snuke manually!"
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"Left flank, prig prang and clear! Go!"
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"Take a look at this."
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"Now you go, Bahir."
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"- Maybe. - Maybe?"
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