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Clips from South Park - The Snuke (S11E11)

"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I'm goin out to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Okay."
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"Go to MySpace. See if there's a MySpace page for a Bahir Hakeem."
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"Kyle, I want you to check his buddy list."
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"Yeah. Now do you believe me that something is going on?!"
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"What doesn't follow?"
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"It's not their M.O. unless..."
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"Kyle, I need you to Google-search the South Park Chamber of Commerce!"
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"on the Hillary Clinton rally today."
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"He just showed up out of the blue!"
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"I will have you arrested for--"
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"- Are we on a secure line? - Huh? Who?"
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"but she is in great danger right now!"
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"Thank you, Chris."
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"That is impossible!"
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"I don't know how much they know, but security has been heightened."
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"Then we have no choice. We have to move up the attack."
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"Kyle, I'm at the Clinton rally site, but there's no sign of that kid!"
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"Goddamnit Cartman!"
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"Otis Green, anything on that bomb threat?"
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"Terrorists have hidden a bomb!"
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"Oh my God."
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"and that they have most likely hidden it in Mrs. Clinton's..."
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"- Well, in her... - In her what?"
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"No, I mean what kind of nuclear device?"
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"Mr. Jeffries, this is Frank Waters."
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"It's called a snuke."
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"Yes. If we don't find that detonator,"
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"Yes. There's a suitcase nuke in Ms. Clinton's snizz."
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"So he's a Hillary Clinton fan."
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"No. I cross-referenced his YouTube profile with MySpace"
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"Oh that's a good idea."
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"They claim they don't know anything about an attack."
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"Sir, first pass of the house, we didn't find a snuke detonator anywhere."
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"I'm not sending any of my men in there."
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"- Stop it! Really! - You can make it stop!"
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"I don't have the--"
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"Are we just gonna let this go on?"
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"Ferris, set up over there. Two of you can take that bed area."
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"What's going on?"
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"Look, your little game of going over people's heads is over!"
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"This department has just been assigned to the FBI."
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"You had your shot, now I'm in charge!"
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"Not anymore, they're not! Orders from the President."
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"Not anymore I'm not!"
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"What are you going to do to my wife?"
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"Do you know what this is?"
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"- Where is your son? - She doesn't know either."
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"Answer it!"
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"You filthy little rapscallion!"
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"We got him! I know where he is!"
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"without finding the detonator!"
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"I'm going to find out where it is!"
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"There's a Russian guy named Vladimir Stolfsky"
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"like it's just some big diversion for something much bigger!"
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"Look, we already have the guy's blog."
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"Stop!"
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"Stop, terrorist, or I will shoot you!"
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"Uh, that's cool. I'm actually not playing anymore."
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"Who is America's oldest enemy?"
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"We will get those traitors to the Crown!"
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"Full sail, your Majesty."
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"Get in there and see if you can disarm"
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"God help him."
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"It's eating my head! It's eating my head!"
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"Oh my!"
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"I got it! I got it!"
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"According to PayPal, the Russian guys are just hired mercenaries"
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"Sir, we have the terrorists' location. IM'ing you now."
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"- How? - Fire at will!"
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"Because, actually, most of the world hates us."
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"But then I realized that technically, I don't."
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"That means my intolerance of Muslims saved America."
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"No! Not, not like you're saying."
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"Bahir, you get this, right?"
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""The Snuke""
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"All right, students, let's take our seats."
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"Everyone try to be nice because we have a new student joining us today,"
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"and I know you'll all make him feel welcome."
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"Say hello to Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem."
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"- Welcome to our class, Bahir. - Thank you."
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"Dude, dude, not cool!"
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"Why don't you take a seat in Kyle's empty desk for now?"
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"Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?!"
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"What's wrong?"
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"- Has he been checked for bombs? - Eric, that's enough!"
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"Not all Muslim people are terrorists!"
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"No, but most of them are. And all it takes is most of them."
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"- Yeah? - Kyle, are you on your computer?"
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"- What? No, I'm sick. - Get online."
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"I need you to check something for me."
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"Dude, leave me alone."
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"Kyle, every one of our friends might be in serious danger!"
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"- What? Why? - Get online now!"
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"All right, all right."
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""Bahir Hakeem.""
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"Born in Chicago, eight years old, his favorite color is green."
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"Cartman, what is this all about?"
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"How many MySpace friends does he have?"
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"Over a hundred."
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"Look further down the page. Does he list his favorite band?"
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"White Stripes."
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"- That's funny. - What?"
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"He told everyone in class today his favorite band was Blink 182."
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"The following takes place between recess and Geography class."
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"Hello?"
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"Officer Barbrady, South Park Elementary is in serious danger!"
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"From what? Who is this?"
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"I've just ID'd a Muslim"
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"and his MySpace page does not check out."
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"You've got to get these people out of here now!"
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"Are you serious?"
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"If I wasn't serious, would I be talking like this?"
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