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Clips from South Park - The Snuke (S11E11)

"We're on the town's main street, right by an ice cream shop."
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"Oh dude, I'm, I'm right next to you."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Dude, we totally got let out of school."
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"I know. Something big is going on."
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"I did a Google search for "Hillary Clinton Campaign Rally", right?"
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"And one of the links was to YouTube, where this Russian guy had a bunch of videos."
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"- Russian? - Yeah, this guy, Vladimir Stolfsky."
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"He had videos on YouTube of every single rally."
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"and according to his blog, he's an old-school Communist."
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"So what's he doing at every Clinton rally?"
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"Do a WebCrawler search, maybe he has podcasts up somewhere."
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"What is going on? What have we done?"
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"Big surprise!"
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"Mr. Akim, where is your son?"
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"We thought he was at school. He's not at school?"
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"- You're doing great, Ms. Clinton. - Do they know how long, Brian?"
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"How long before the snuke in my snizz goes off?"
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"They'll find the detonator, Hildog."
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"We can't wait for them to find the detonator."
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"If we can get to the bomb, maybe we can deactivate it."
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"Can't somebody go and take a look inside Mrs. Clinton's snizz?"
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"Are you almost ready to set off the bomb?"
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"Everything is set. We have the detonator up and running."
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"Mr. Hakeem, we need to know where your son is!"
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"I tell you, I do not know."
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"This is getting us nowhere. If he knows anything, he's not saying."
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"- Let me have time with him. - What are you going to do?"
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"We have to find that detonator! Let me have time with him!"
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"- You will tell me where your son is! - He should be at school!"
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"Hey!"
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"- Where is the detonator? - What detonator are you ta--"
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"- I can do this all day. - I don't know anything about a--"
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"Okay, I got a text of the Russian guy's podcast."
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"It's all a bunch of links to eBay."
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"You should be able to search his username on eBay"
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"and see what he's been buying and selling."
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"- Hey! - Donner, take over that station."
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"This apartment is being absorbed by Homeland Security!"
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"Homeland Security?"
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"You could still work, but from now on you answer to me, you got that?"
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"- Excuse me, who's in charge here? - I am!"
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"Yeah, well, not anymore you're not."
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"- That's outrageous! On whose orders? - On order of the Secretary of Defense!"
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"Not anymore you're not! Orders just came down from Central!"
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"They want ATF handling this on all fronts!"
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"All right people, from now on you're answering to me!"
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"He wants this handled by his staff personally."
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"Now Nelson is in charge."
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"Nothing if you tell me where your son is!"
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"We told you, we don't know."
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"This is apple juice. It gives me super bad farts."
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"Did he just inject himself with apple juice?"
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"I mean it! Stop! That is disgusting! Where is your mother?"
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"Hello? Hello Bahir. Where are you?"
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"- Who is Butters? - Butters."
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"Bahir, one of your classmates is keeping us hostage."
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"All right, where? We'll send our people in."
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"- No, no, he's my lead. - You're not going alone."
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"You blow in there and you risk taking him down"
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"All right, people, I'm in charge now and we will find these terrorists."
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"Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on AOL."
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"Marley and Greggs, try searching for nuclear devices on AskJeeves.com."
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"Ask Jeeves? Nobody uses Ask Jeeves! Just Google-search it!"
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"Are you telling me how to do my job?"
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"Yes."
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"who's got search engine hits all over this thing."
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"Chase, search the name Stolfsky on YouTube"
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"and cross-reference it with JDate!"
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"Checking."
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"Look, these Russian guys all have blogs talking about this"
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"Sir, these kids are right. We've just received intel that Russian terrorists"
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"are believed to be responsible for the threat."
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"- Where's the intel from? - We just read it on Drudge Report."
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"Maybe we can find an address and check it out on MapQuest."
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"We do this my way! I'm the one in charge!"
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"- Not anymore you're not. - Oh, snap."
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"I captured another one of your pieces, Bahir."
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"Oh, hey Eric."
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"- Where is the detonator! - The what?"
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"You have exactly five seconds before I start dropping"
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"serious apple juice farts on your face!"
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"- One! - Leave me alone!"
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"Hey, I was about to win!"
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"Get in the van!"
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"Get in the van!"
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"That's it! We don't have a choice anymore!"
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"No, it's too dangerous!"
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"That snatch has not seen action in over 30 years!"
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"It could be toxic!"
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"I'll do it! I'll check out Ms. Clinton's snizz."
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"Let me go! Please! I am just a little boy!"
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"You called and warned the government of our plans!"
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"What you don't know is that we are simply mercenaries,"
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"We were paid to set up the snuke so that the real enemy of America could attack."
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"That's cool. I'm fine with Muslims invading."
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"You really think Muslims are behind this terrorist threat?"
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"Uh yes, of course?"
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"America had other enemies before the Muslims, you know."
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"- The Russians? - Before that."
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"- The Germans? - Before that."
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"- The Germans again? - Before that!"
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"I am talking about the oldest threat to America!"
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"The greatest enemy America has ever known!"
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"You can't possibly mean..."
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"Two hundred years we've waited. Finally."
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"Yes, Your Majesty?"
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"The Russians are ready to set off the diversion."
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"Full sail."
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"All right, Brian, this is it."
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"the snuke in Ms. Clinton's snatch."
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"All right. I'm nearing her snizz now."
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"- What do you see, Brian? - It's dark. Cold."
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"You're doing fine, Brian."
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"Get as close as you can. You have to look inside the snizz."
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"All right, I'm looking."
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"Yes, I see... I see the device!"
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"You're doing great, Brian. Hang in there."
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"There's um, metal housing."
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"Some kind of three-pronged triggering mechanism that..."
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